Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Vipers said:
Paddy tells his pal " Mick, I have just won the Irish lottery"
Mick says "What you going to buy with that?"
Paddy says "I am off to get myself a brand spanking new JCB GT"
5 days off one year ago !Mick says "What you going to buy with that?"
Paddy says "I am off to get myself a brand spanking new JCB GT"
Silver Smudger said:
Vipers said:
Paddy tells his pal " Mick, I have just won the Irish lottery"
Mick says "What you going to buy with that?"
Paddy says "I am off to get myself a brand spanking new JCB GT"
5 days off one year ago !Mick says "What you going to buy with that?"
Paddy says "I am off to get myself a brand spanking new JCB GT"
Silver Smudger said:
Vipers said:
Paddy tells his pal " Mick, I have just won the Irish lottery"
Mick says "What you going to buy with that?"
Paddy says "I am off to get myself a brand spanking new JCB GT"
5 days off one year ago !Mick says "What you going to buy with that?"
Paddy says "I am off to get myself a brand spanking new JCB GT"
K12beano said:
Gandahar said:
Vipers said:
Man walks into a bank and pulls out a sawn off shotgun from underneath his coat.
He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
Jasper Carrot did that joke on his show a few years back but had it a Sun reader.He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
VladD said:
K12beano said:
Gandahar said:
Vipers said:
Man walks into a bank and pulls out a sawn off shotgun from underneath his coat.
He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
Jasper Carrot did that joke on his show a few years back but had it a Sun reader.He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
I see the joke now.
VladD said:
My wife is in to all things of poor taste (yes, she married me), so I showed her this thread, much to her kitsch delight.
Your wife is into all things "bad taste" I'd hit her so hard she'd crumple to the floor. In fact, when she got up I'd then do it again!
Yep, I'd Double Decker.
Monkeylegend said:
Vipers said:
A man and a woman Are lying in bed naked.
She is resting her head on his torso looking down to the wedding tackle.
She says "I love you".
He says "Lower".
Dropping a couple of octaves to her best bass voice says "I love you".
My Grandma told me this one, she was born in 1895 She is resting her head on his torso looking down to the wedding tackle.
She says "I love you".
He says "Lower".
Dropping a couple of octaves to her best bass voice says "I love you".
Vipers said:
Monkeylegend said:
Vipers said:
A man and a woman Are lying in bed naked.
She is resting her head on his torso looking down to the wedding tackle.
She says "I love you".
He says "Lower".
Dropping a couple of octaves to her best bass voice says "I love you".
My Grandma told me this one, she was born in 1895 She is resting her head on his torso looking down to the wedding tackle.
She says "I love you".
He says "Lower".
Dropping a couple of octaves to her best bass voice says "I love you".
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