Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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McAndy

12,638 posts

179 months

Wednesday 9th November 2016
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timf said:
anyone else thinks it looks like Richard Hammond
Felipe Massa, I thought.

motco

16,010 posts

248 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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timf said:
OpulentBob said:
ambuletz said:
I'm laughing at that so much it hurts
anyone else thinks it looks like Richard Hammond
Colin Farrell

melhookv12

958 posts

176 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2138407/this-single-mum-of-two-swears-she-never-catches-colds-by-drinking-sperm-smoothies/

yellowjack

17,094 posts

168 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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melhookv12 said:
That's just wrong!!!


Not so much the 'drinking some dude's sperm from a tub' bit. That's odd, but hey? If it keeps her happy who am I to complain?


No, I'm more offended by this bit...

Sun article said:
Tracy, who is a vegan, roped her 31-year-old single pal into giving her his semen. He comes round with a fresh tub three times a week.
Am I the only one who can't see how...

The Dictionary said:
vegan
ˈviːɡ(ə)n/
noun
a person who does not eat or use animal products.
and

Wikipedia said:
Veganism is both the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products, particularly in diet, and an associated philosophy that rejects the commodity status of animals...
and from the mouths of Vegans themselves

Vegan Peace said:
Veganism: a way of living which seeks to exclude, as far as possible and practical, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose. In dietary terms, it refers to the practice of dispensing with all animal produce, including meat, fish, poultry, eggs, animal milks, honey, and their derivatives.
...hasn't made her realise that she's in conflict with the whole philosophy of Veganism. I'm now stumped. Because if she drinks smoothies made with her best mate's sperm, then that's an animal product. Which pretty definitively makes her NOT A FcensoredING VEGAN!!! You either is, or you isn't. You can't just bend the rules as you go along.

Otherwise, I'm a fking vegetarian. I just use a loophole to make an exception for bacon butties and the odd Sunday roast... rolleyes


Besides which, she's a fairly tidy looking lass. If she really wants a 'hot spermy gargle' I'm sure there'd be a decent sized queue of *ahem* 'doctors' willing to prescribe the medicine she feels she needs...

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

177 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3921618/...

According to the DM article, she is not averse to drinking it "neat" and getting it on her face.....which is nice to know hehe

motco

16,010 posts

248 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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Her 31 year old friend is a wker...

ambuletz

10,815 posts

183 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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just searched her on YT. odd that it's only just been mentioned, her video for it is a year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4In8dDOae4


imagine if you went out with her for several months and realized she had been moisturizing her face with her neighbours sperm? eww.

MikeOxhard

1,153 posts

249 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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melhookv12 said:
Needs to pop to Tesco - they sell the perfect wipe . . . . . rofl


thomasjonny69

64 posts

92 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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I can supply it on draught if necessary! biggrin

Mr-B

3,794 posts

196 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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I think most of us would be disappointed by this quote:

She adds: 'It can taste really good – depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss.'

Meh, I hate manual labour, ahm oot.

Baron Greenback

7,029 posts

152 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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smn159

12,849 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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Baron Greenback said:
It's Clint's birthday...


anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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The story was that typesetters used to look for anything that could be spaced or typestyles changed to make a joke - this is from 1950 and the original first edition had to be withdrawn as the L and I were even closer together


kowalski655

14,707 posts

145 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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One just for Donald

PoleDriver

28,667 posts

196 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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kowalski655 said:
One just for Donald
Northampton?

Baron Greenback

7,029 posts

152 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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Had me in stitches! Still can't get my head round him at top dog cross the pond!

ClockworkCupcake

74,915 posts

274 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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I was at Boots Opticians today, and in the waiting area they had the new Boots catalogue.

I had no idea Boots had become so progressive.



alorotom

11,973 posts

189 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
I was at Boots Opticians today, and in the waiting area they had the new Boots catalogue.

I had no idea Boots had become so progressive.

That could literally end in tears and an awkward trip to the ED if confusion in the darkness occurs!

MartG

20,735 posts

206 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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