Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[AMG Merc]

Ha Ha . Fek it, keep the wheel then.

[LivingTheDream]

Had an exciting trip to Homebase the other day....

[LordLoveLength]

[fttm]

ambuletz said:

just searched her on YT. odd that it's only just been mentioned, her video for it is a year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4In8dDOae4


imagine if you went out with her for several months and realized she had been moisturizing her face with her neighbours sperm? eww.

Eh ? I would like to think after a relationship running into months that she'd be getting her fix in house , not a keeper otherwise .

[handpaper]

LivingTheDream said:

Had an exciting trip to Homebase the other day....

Sandy and Julian still at it?

[weeboot]

[mattyn1]

PoleDriver said:

kowalski655 said:

One just for Donald

Northampton?

Truro.

[motco]

LivingTheDream said:

Had an exciting trip to Homebase the other day....

You are Kenneth Williams and I claim my £5 !!

[ajprice]

smn159 said:

It's Clint's birthday...

Malcolm Tucker's birthday cake (NSFW) https://youtu.be/cASKWJou-VE

[anonymous-user]

[227bhp]

yellowjack said:

melhookv12 said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2138407/this-singl...

That's just wrong!!!


Not so much the 'drinking some dude's sperm from a tub' bit. That's odd, but hey? If it keeps her happy who am I to complain?


No, I'm more offended by this bit...

Sun article said:

Tracy, who is a vegan, roped her 31-year-old single pal into giving her his semen. He comes round with a fresh tub three times a week.

Am I the only one who can't see how...

The Dictionary said:

vegan
?vi??(?)n/
noun
a person who does not eat or use animal products.

and

Wikipedia said:

Veganism is both the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products, particularly in diet, and an associated philosophy that rejects the commodity status of animals...

and from the mouths of Vegans themselves

Vegan Peace said:

Veganism: a way of living which seeks to exclude, as far as possible and practical, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose. In dietary terms, it refers to the practice of dispensing with all animal produce, including meat, fish, poultry, eggs, animal milks, honey, and their derivatives.

...hasn't made her realise that she's in conflict with the whole philosophy of Veganism. I'm now stumped. Because if she drinks smoothies made with her best mate's sperm, then that's an animal product. Which pretty definitively makes her NOT A FING VEGAN!!! You either is, or you isn't. You can't just bend the rules as you go along.

Otherwise, I'm a fking vegetarian. I just use a loophole to make an exception for bacon butties and the odd Sunday roast...


Besides which, she's a fairly tidy looking lass. If she really wants a 'hot spermy gargle' I'm sure there'd be a decent sized queue of *ahem* 'doctors' willing to prescribe the medicine she feels she needs...

Humans are humans, animals are animals, there is a difference, one is not the other.

[anonymous-user]

227bhp said:

Humans are humans, animals are animals, there is a difference, one is not the other.

Wrong. My mates a bloody animal.

[coopedup]

V6Pushfit said:

Wrong. My mates a bloody animal.

So was one of my ex's in the boudoir

[PoleDriver]

Ken Brice on Radio 2 just now, talking about a email sent in by a guy getting married in Portsmouth!

"Very good, are you taking her up the spinnaker?"

[Moonhawk]

227bhp said:

Humans are humans, animals are animals, there is a difference, one is not the other.

Biology not your strongest subject huh

[shakotan]

227bhp said:

Humans are humans, animals are animals, there is a difference, one is not the other.

Quoted for posterity.

What a fknugget!

[McAndy]

LordLoveLength said:

I don't care if it's 'shopped, that has left me chuckling!

[AlexC1981]

Moonhawk said:

227bhp said:

Humans are humans, animals are animals, there is a difference, one is not the other.

Biology not your strongest subject huh

I had this same discussion with a friend at school 20 years ago. We looked up the definition in the dictionary and it said something or other about living beings, but it specifically excluded humans from the definition.

[MartG]

[dudleybloke]

MartG said: