Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[Battyfine]

Impasse said:

GLOL. The match.com thread is that way! >>>

Good god no. I have no interest in such matters.

I hadn't realised you were looking for an actual 'date'. That is not me. Good luck with your search.

Edited by Battyfine on Sunday 20th July 00:36

[Impasse]

Ha! No, not at all. Been there done that and it always turns out bad so it's not for me. I might see if my neighbour is up for it. She's a pain in the arse but can be good company when in the mood. Drinks like a fish, mind.

[Battyfine]

Join the club. Hence the reticence.

Hope you have a good time either way.

[Impasse]

Yeah, it should be good. I wonder what the protocol is about touting a spare ticket outside, then sitting next to your buyer a few minutes later?

[Battyfine]

I'm sure it'll be fine. You're all there for one reason. You don't have to exchange pleasantries. It'll be reet.

[Impasse]

Do you think they'd demand their cash back if they didn't laugh enough at the show? Sold as seen?

[Battyfine]

sold as seen

[Impasse]

ION, would any Judge actually uphold a conviction of someone being accused of bludgeoning Colin and Clive (from the Halfords adverts on Dave) to death with their own toolboxes? Surely it would be classed as reasonable and proportional force?

[Mercury00]

Just been taking my GF home and on a NSL road was confronted by a herd of cows standing in the road! It's the worst fog I've ever seen tonight so luckily I was driving quite slowly. I'd passed a police car parked up about five minutes earlier so drove back and told them about it, they sped off and had their flashing lights to warn others on by the time I got there. Someone else had pulled up with to cows with their hazards on so maybe they were in the process of calling the police too. Could've been a very nasty accident.

[DickyC]

Groan.

[pad58]

Even bigger groan.
Skipper said be down the harbour at 5, now texted 6.
Wish he'd make his mind up.

[hidetheelephants]

It's stopped raining.

[McAndy]

Wedding. Late night. Child. Early morning.

Tired.

[DickyC]

McAndy said:

Wedding. Late night. Child. Early morning.

Tired.

Help at hand. Grand Prix. Snooze in chair.

Rested.

[hidetheelephants]

There's a lot of bks on the MH17 thread. Tinfoil hats and budding General Jack D Rippers a-gogo.

[SWTH]

I've avoided it since page 43 as it was already heading that way.

[hidetheelephants]

There's a stupid bird that keeps throwing itself at my bedroom window; my pity for its ignorance is tempered by the fact it's keeping me from enjoying my lie-in.

[DickyC]

Birds banging on your bedroom window. What red blooded man needs that?

[Impasse]

DickyC said:

Birds banging on your bedroom window. What red blooded man needs that?

I get that a lot. It becomes so annoying I have to let them out.

[Johnny]

I must be getting old.

5 6AM starts this week, chance for a lie in today and... wide awake by 0742

So, up and eating breakfast. Need to go food shopping.

Will also go and take my niece out cycling on her new road bike. She is riding it on the road already and seems happy to do so, but I want to make sure she's doing things right and teach her some basic roadcraft. Oh, and put her clipless pedals on... We'll see how long it takes for her to forget to unclip