PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

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theguvernor

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Thursday 4th December 2014
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Last year i stupidly ticked the NSFW allowed box, i received, in a shoebox, a VHS wrapped in Hello Kitty wrap & inside some hardcore homo porn from what looks like the 80's/early 90's!

Thankfully in my hungover state i had just decided to open it up as soon as i woke up, thankfully not in front of my family!

theguvernor

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Friday 5th December 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY

FAO TOKYOSEXWHALE- Your package is in the incapable hands Santa's helper the Royal Fail. SHould he be able to get close to the exterior packaging the enclosed items are wrapped in Xmas smilies ready for under the tree.

theguvernor

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Monday 8th December 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY - FAO BULLETT


Hi,

Could you apologise to my victim please, the tidying fairy has done such a good job tidying that my victims gift has disappeared into thin air!
Unless I can find it in the next 24 hrs I will have to re order it from Germany, which is a massive PITA and obviously will delay things badly.

Thanks



theguvernor

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Tuesday 9th December 2014
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Messages Of The Day:

FAO Geeks

Yes you may open your outer box, all crystal objects/i mean christmas objects are individually wrapped.
The Fragile sticker may or may not be a red herring. Your SS.

As for other points ref budget groups, i think that'll just complicate things for next year, either way, whoever is running it can decide that though, £10 is set as a nominal figure so that the majority can be involved/afford it, it's completely discretionary & up to the individual if they want to spend £1, £10, or £100.
Also, this is PH, where big spending, well built director types talk about big 'cheddar' & V8's day in day, out, stop being so sensitive about money smile

(I may also be in a bad mood through lack of sleep & work)!


theguvernor

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Tuesday 9th December 2014
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TheJimi said:
(sigh)

I'm not being sensitive about money, I'm just pointing out that mentioning how much you've spent or how far you've broke the budget serves no purpose other than to willy wave.
It's not willy waving as such, some people just made a comment that it was difficult to stick to a strict budget, i think everyone else who commented, was just agreeing, in the stance that they too found it difficult to get something suitable within budget.

Either way, leave it there.

FAO JAYYYLO - Can't see your email? Can you send again?

MESSAGE OF THE DAY -

FAO ELTAX91 - I've never known someone to be a member of so many owners forums! You get about don't you?!
P.S. Gingers FC really need to pull their fingers out! P.S. Nice moustache.

theguvernor

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Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Jayyylo said:
Guv,

I re-sent it this afternoon. Basically I need my SS details again.
I haven't got your email, i'll have to PM you agian.

theguvernor

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Wednesday 10th December 2014
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theguvernor said:
I haven't got your email, i'll have to PM you agian.
Jayyylo - I've just re-sent, can you confirm ASAP if you've received or not?!

theguvernor

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Wednesday 10th December 2014
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15 days until Xmas day, if you've not posted yet, i suggest you get it done ASAP as the time will fast approach when you'll miss postage deadlines!
You won't want to be raging around on a scooter deliverying it!


theguvernor

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Wednesday 10th December 2014
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I think it's the mob with the chilli fist this year!

I was the 'victim' the first year who didn't get a present, it turned out my SS was from overseas somewhere, they said it must have got lost, then nobody ever heard from them again!

theguvernor

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Wednesday 10th December 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY -

FAO LUKEFREEMAN - Your chilli fist is on route from the North Pole to you via Hermes!

theguvernor

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Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Also,

I know it's a pain, but can everyone who has sent/received update the Wiki, this is stickied at the top of the lounge menu part, it literally takes a matter of seconds to do & then we can gague who has still left to send & who still has left to receive etc!

Thanks!

theguvernor

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Thursday 11th December 2014
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Hugo a Gogo said:
There's still a hell of a lot of 'NO' on there...
We need a purge today of updating that list... please do this smile

xmas
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theguvernor

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Thursday 11th December 2014
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That looks like a German chilli fist!
Zey are viry effisent!

theguvernor

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Friday 12th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO MORGS - You may put the fist in the fridge as cooling may help with the chilling effect for a few seconds, Also you may tell him that Hugo is not delighted @ being outed so easily.
Please make sure you open the little round present first because the spiced lube is in there.

theguvernor

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Saturday 13th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY:

FAO OFFICE MONKEY-I'm terribly sorry your present isn't coming personally wrapped but I didn't want to risk it being late. I hope you don't mind that I used your username on the gift so you don't mistake it for an expected delivery.

FAO KIER - present was posted Royal Mail first class today. It's ok for him to open the outer box as everything inside is individually wrapped. The enclosed note can be read straight away too.

theguvernor

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Saturday 13th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY:

Can you let my SS LukeR94 know that the parcel has been shipped. It's coming straight from Amazon due to a bit of a cock up at home. Will pop a card in the post Monday.

theguvernor

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Monday 15th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO PIXEL SNAPPER - I have been a victim of Yodel, only one half of your xmas gift has arrived, i am shipping the half i have on MOnday and th eother as soon as it arrives.

FAO LUKER94 - Your gift is due to be delvered Monday, if that makes it any easier due to him getting other things.

FAO - Office_Monkey - Your Parcel is coming from Amazon.

theguvernor

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Monday 15th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY ROUND 2

FAO DR INTERCEPTOR - Your gift is on it's way, it was sent last week.

FAO MAJOR FALLOUT - Your present was posted on Saturday courtesy of Royal Mail, He should receive it in the next few days. He can open the exterior packaging as the present is wrapped inside.

theguvernor

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Monday 15th December 2014
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Also please update the stickie!

theguvernor

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Monday 15th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY ROUND 3

FAO skilly1 - You can open up the outer packaging of the parce you've received, there is badly wrapped individual items within.