Girls/women writing kisses in cards

Girls/women writing kisses in cards

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Pieman68

4,264 posts

235 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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craigjm said:
Whenever someone shares one of those silly "who is your future wife / crush / secret shag etc" type things on FB and I click on it for a laugh to see who it matches me with 9 times out of 10 it puts me with the same woman who is a friends wife...... Maybe I am in hehe
"Who is your soulmate?"

My OH did one of these the other day. Apparently it's her ex husband hehe

Her exact reaction - "I don't fcensoreding think so"

When conversing by text with one of my female friend we tend to put two to three x's at the end of every text. It means nothing

The only time it gets a reaction is when your rugby coach texts in the middle of one such exchange and the x's are sort of automatic. Fortunately, it never got mentioned again (much...)

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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craigjm said:
Shakermaker said:
I changed my Facebook profile picture yesterday (yes, I can be that shallow)

Within 20 minutes, I had 7 likes, all of them from women and none of whom are my wife.

I believe that this too constitutes the fact that they all fancy me and I've got the tacit "green light" should I ever need it. Not that I will need it.
Whenever someone shares one of those silly "who is your future wife / crush / secret shag etc" type things on FB and I click on it for a laugh to see who it matches me with 9 times out of 10 it puts me with the same woman who is a friends wife...... Maybe I am in hehe
Yep, you're so in there. As the saying goes, "its not true unless its on Facebook"

Ste1987

1,798 posts

107 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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So what does it mean when women put kisses at the end of their Facebook posts?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Ste1987 said:
So what does it mean when women put kisses at the end of their Facebook posts?
It means "I am a woman who puts kisses at the end of everything, including my Facebook posts"

Ste1987

1,798 posts

107 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Shakermaker said:
Ste1987 said:
So what does it mean when women put kisses at the end of their Facebook posts?
It means "I am a woman who puts kisses at the end of everything, including my Facebook posts"
That wasn't the PH-type answer I was hoping for rolleyes

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Ste1987 said:
Shakermaker said:
Ste1987 said:
So what does it mean when women put kisses at the end of their Facebook posts?
It means "I am a woman who puts kisses at the end of everything, including my Facebook posts"
That wasn't the PH-type answer I was hoping for rolleyes
Sorry, I hit "submit" too early..

It means

"I am a woman who puts kisses at the end of everything, including my Facebook posts, and I want any man reading this to know that I will come over and suck you dry if you put a winky-face emoji in the comments below"

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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moanthebairns said:
jonah35 said:
Lol. Just me that finds your post creepy?!
This has to be a wind up. Champers, Waitrose, being fked off after a few days of not getting a thank you for a gift, "joking" about getting a card back. I cringed during most of this.

I don't believe anyone who would attempt to nail a 20-30 year old would actually read into a kiss on a card. Honest to fk. I mean really, when was the last time you met a member of the female species under 50. The fact that some people take this seriously shows how socially awkward most are to the female sex.

She's moved in, she appreciates the gift, she's returned the favour, probably with a box of old chocolates she didn't really want from a birthday or more than likely which she has received in as a house warming gift from a friend.

That's it, she'd have given them to you personally if she wanted something. Not left a note. All this says is, please take my bins out when I'm on holiday.

Of course you could do what anyone else would, chat to her more, build a relationship and then see instead of thinking that she is some sort of milk tray woman, who wants to rodger you after showing up with a box of chocolates and a black turtleneck.

why do men assume because a woman is nice back they want their hole.
Give a guy an inch...

glenrobbo

35,410 posts

151 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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All that jazz said:
Actually been away in Norwich where I already have a casual bird.

Genuinely laughing out loud at some of the replies, particularly this one as I'm well versed on the long-standing oxo joke. smile
Casual bird in Norfolk?



Forget the OXO, you need PAXO! wink


XXX

PurpleTurtle

7,067 posts

145 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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OP, my nextdoor neighbour is a married ex-Paratrooper currently employed as a copper on the riot vans.

He often signs off on text to me (usually about borrowing a motorbike paddock stand, or a loan of a wrecking bar) with a couple of XX's.

Should I be worried he wants to bum me?

glenrobbo

35,410 posts

151 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Yes! XX

scratchchin You should certainly be concerned to find out why he had to leave the Paras....

Was it because of his husband? wink

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 10th October 13:01

Rich1973

1,202 posts

178 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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glenrobbo said:
Casual bird in Norfolk?



Forget the OXO, you need PAXO! wink


XXX
Looks like she gobbles

Some Gump

12,728 posts

187 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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The Crack Fo' said:
x
Crackie:

loves ending with x's so much, he even puts one on his username.

craigjm

18,028 posts

201 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
OP, my nextdoor neighbour is a married ex-Paratrooper currently employed as a copper on the riot vans.

He often signs off on text to me (usually about borrowing a motorbike paddock stand, or a loan of a wrecking bar) with a couple of XX's.

Should I be worried he wants to bum me?
Start sleeping with one eye open immediately hehe

Vroom101

828 posts

134 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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craigjm said:
PurpleTurtle said:
OP, my nextdoor neighbour is a married ex-Paratrooper currently employed as a copper on the riot vans.

He often signs off on text to me (usually about borrowing a motorbike paddock stand, or a loan of a wrecking bar) with a couple of XX's.

Should I be worried he wants to bum me?
Start sleeping with one eye open immediately hehe
What?! Join 4x4 Response?

so called

9,092 posts

210 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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jonah35 said:
Lol. Just me that finds your post creepy?!
I thought it was the intro to a sex story I've re......heard of.

craigjm

18,028 posts

201 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Yeah and that weird neighbour may have laced them with rohiphnol so he can have his wicked way hehe

Ste1987

1,798 posts

107 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Shakermaker said:
Ste1987 said:
Shakermaker said:
Ste1987 said:
So what does it mean when women put kisses at the end of their Facebook posts?
It means "I am a woman who puts kisses at the end of everything, including my Facebook posts"
That wasn't the PH-type answer I was hoping for rolleyes
Sorry, I hit "submit" too early..

It means

"I am a woman who puts kisses at the end of everything, including my Facebook posts, and I want any man reading this to know that I will come over and suck you dry if you put a winky-face emoji in the comments below"
Thank you tongue out

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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OP - have you slept with her yet?

All that jazz

Original Poster:

7,632 posts

147 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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Shakermaker said:
OP - have you slept with her yet?
Negative. She came round braying on my door the other night while I was in the middle of eating my tea. I knew it was her so decided to ignore it til I'd finished but she was having none of it and then started pressing the buzzer which is so loud you can't say you "didn't hear it" so I relented and opened the door. I'd dropped a very quick note through her letterbox the day prior just thanking her for the chocs and apologised if I came across as being rude for not inviting her in first time we spoke but it was because my gaff was a complete st tip (which it was and still is). When we spoke the other night she apologised for not doing same and for same reasons but then asked me if I liked home cooked food confused which, before I got chance to answer was followed with "I'd like to make something for you if that's okay and as soon as I get my house a bit straighter I'd like to invite you round so we can get to know each other better, if that's okay with you?". Completely caught me off guard as I wasn't expecting that all.

Rosscow

8,788 posts

164 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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All that jazz said:
Shakermaker said:
OP - have you slept with her yet?
Negative. She came round braying on my door the other night while I was in the middle of eating my tea. I knew it was her so decided to ignore it til I'd finished but she was having none of it and then started pressing the buzzer which is so loud you can't say you "didn't hear it" so I relented and opened the door. I'd dropped a very quick note through her letterbox the day prior just thanking her for the chocs and apologised if I came across as being rude for not inviting her in first time we spoke but it was because my gaff was a complete st tip (which it was and still is). When we spoke the other night she apologised for not doing same and for same reasons but then asked me if I liked home cooked food confused which, before I got chance to answer was followed with "I'd like to make something for you if that's okay and as soon as I get my house a bit straighter I'd like to invite you round so we can get to know each other better, if that's okay with you?". Completely caught me off guard as I wasn't expecting that all.
I reckon you're in, my son!!