The Jacko Joke thread

[Arese]

Carfiend said:

Fantastic!

[Shadytree]

Madonna has already spoken to the Jackson family and asked if she can adopt the monkey.

[Castrolcraig]

apparently the ghost of micheal jackson has been seen at the childrens ward of ronald reagan hospital, even in death he is trying to put the willies up young children.

[buccal]

Shadytree said:

Madonna has already spoken to the Jackson family and asked if she can adopt the monkey.

Now that's BAD

[jaf01uk]

Shouldn't it be "dyed"? Cardiac arrest - the only arrest he couldn't beat! Taxi!
Gary

[Bollah]

I can't take credit for this, stolen from elsewhere...

[Matt_N]

Jacko's body is to be sold to a company that makes plastic furniture handles for children's themed bedrooms.

Apparently its so that the kids can still have a turn on his knob.

Edited by Matt_N on Friday 26th June 10:47

[nogginthenog]

[Bollah]

[blindswelledrat]

Bollah]I can't take credit said:

'Credit' is rather an ambitious word for such a painfully crap gag.

[Mexico.]

nogginthenog said:

lol coffee spilt

You know I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it! You know it! You know! You know! You know! Shamon! And the whole world has to answer right now, so I'll tell you once again who's bad!

I do hope i get a refund

Cheers

The moose

[Littleman]

What do Newcastle United and Michael Jackson have in common??

It doesnt matter if youre black or white, they both went down in 2009!

[Littleman]

The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on there reunion show

[Uncle Fester]

Michael’s financial troubles triggered the heart attack.

It seems that a credit card company phoned him and asked him to return his plastic.

[Mexico.]

Cheers



The Moose

[Shadytree]

Just found these on eBay...

Edited by Shadytree on Friday 26th June 11:11

[Tazfan]

Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack after finding out Boys to Men was a band, not a delivery service.

[Steve Evil]

B3ta already have a challenge going:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popul...

[Hub]

I still remember that time he dangled the baby over the balcony... it was odd, because he normally tossed them off

[Tampon]

Whats the difference between Disney films and Jacko ?

Disney films can still touch Kids

Edited by Tampon on Friday 26th June 11:24