Dilemma: I can't figure out if I 'fancy' her or not

Dilemma: I can't figure out if I 'fancy' her or not

Poll: Dilemma: I can't figure out if I 'fancy' her or not

Total Members Polled: 377

Yes- Classic Ginger: 84%
No- Wrong, very wrong: 16%
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Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
As seen on PH "I'd crawl over broken glass to eat the sweetcorn in her poo!"
The PH one was crawl over broken glass to wk in her shadow.

I was reminded of this yesterday as I discovered the novel I was reading was where it was nicked from.

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
As seen on PH "I'd crawl over broken glass to eat the sweetcorn in her poo!"
The PH one was crawl over broken glass to wk in her shadow.
I was reminded of this yesterday as I discovered the novel I was reading was where it was nicked from.
Novel you claim?
Hardly Dickens!

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
As seen on PH "I'd crawl over broken glass to eat the sweetcorn in her poo!"
The PH one was crawl over broken glass to wk in her shadow.

I was reminded of this yesterday as I discovered the novel I was reading was where it was nicked from.
"...novel I was reading"?

Get you and your speccy, frilly-shirted, 'I'm so posh, my family buys books' notions.

Bender.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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V8mate said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
As seen on PH "I'd crawl over broken glass to eat the sweetcorn in her poo!"
The PH one was crawl over broken glass to wk in her shadow.

I was reminded of this yesterday as I discovered the novel I was reading was where it was nicked from.
"...novel I was reading"?

Get you and your speccy, frilly-shirted, 'I'm so posh, my family buys books' notions.

Bender.
'Buy books'?

Yes, sometimes, I guess, but mainly I'm working my way through the libraries that my great great great great grandfather established over in the east wing before he inherited the title and had to put aside such frippiries and concentrate on subduing the colonials and the occasional uppity eurott.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
V8mate said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
As seen on PH "I'd crawl over broken glass to eat the sweetcorn in her poo!"
The PH one was crawl over broken glass to wk in her shadow.

I was reminded of this yesterday as I discovered the novel I was reading was where it was nicked from.
"...novel I was reading"?

Get you and your speccy, frilly-shirted, 'I'm so posh, my family buys books' notions.

Bender.
'Buy books'?

Yes, sometimes, I guess, but mainly I'm working my way through the libraries that my great great great great grandfather established over in the east wing before he inherited the title and had to put aside such frippiries and concentrate on subduing the colonials and the occasional uppity eurott.
Cool. You don't have a copy of 'Mein Kampf' you could lend me, do you?

king arthur

6,600 posts

262 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
I'd drink her dirty bath water. That's as far as I'm prepared to go.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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You lost the copy you were issued on joining the Hitler Youth?

Careless.


king arthur

6,600 posts

262 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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hora said:
king arthur said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
I'd drink her dirty bath water. That's as far as I'm prepared to go.
Just speak in a Scottissh accent and call her schweeteart etc and tell her your name is 00-sheven.

She'll be allover you like an excited electric-eel.
I can't do Scottish. Do you think Cornish would work?

ajprice

27,677 posts

197 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Jewel Staite's twitter -

@jewelstaite: Alright, guys. The secret's out. I am a Russian spy. RT: @janetwro The femme fatale Russian spy reminds me of Firefly's Jewel Staite

hehe

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

204 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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bradders

886 posts

272 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Good gawd!! Now that's what I call a catsuit.....

XJSJohn

15,970 posts

220 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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gets my vote!

Harry Flashman

19,410 posts

243 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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V8mate said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
peterbredde said:
She's gorgeous. We have a saying where I come from - "I'd eat her st". It's very rough where I come from.
As seen on PH "I'd crawl over broken glass to eat the sweetcorn in her poo!"
The PH one was crawl over broken glass to wk in her shadow.

I was reminded of this yesterday as I discovered the novel I was reading was where it was nicked from.
"...novel I was reading"?

Get you and your speccy, frilly-shirted, 'I'm so posh, my family buys books' notions.

Bender.
rofl

Gingers are great. Current Lady F is flame haired (well, auburn rather than carrot). It's nice.

Useless in the sun though. They sort of curl up and burst into flames.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Tuesday 11th January 09:34

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Daaaveee

911 posts

224 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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SC7

1,882 posts

182 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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She has the face of a pig.

Don't get me wrong, I'd have a wet wrestle with her, but if she wasn't a Russian spy who'd been plastered all over the news, nobody would give her the time of day... Apart from the rabid dogs that inhabit The Lounge who, seemingly, would fk their own mothers if they wore high heels and some lipstick.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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SC7 said:
Apart from the rabid dogs that inhabit The Lounge who, seemingly, would fk their own mothers if they wore high heels and some lipstick.
Just to clarify, is it our Mothers who have to wear the high heels and lipstick?

DrTre

12,955 posts

233 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
SC7 said:
Apart from the rabid dogs that inhabit The Lounge who, seemingly, would fk their own mothers if they wore high heels and some lipstick.
Just to clarify, is it our Mothers who have to wear the high heels and lipstick?
Don't pretend it makes a difference.

SC7

1,882 posts

182 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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DrTre said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
SC7 said:
Apart from the rabid dogs that inhabit The Lounge who, seemingly, would fk their own mothers if they wore high heels and some lipstick.
Just to clarify, is it our Mothers who have to wear the high heels and lipstick?
Don't pretend it makes a difference.
Indeed.

Eddw86

742 posts

188 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Didn't her ex husband sell his story to the Sun or some such rag? Complete with bedroom stories & topless photos? I'm sure I've seen her puppies.

May be worth a google?

And whilst she's not a stunner by an stretch I'd be happy to further British/ Russian relations.