Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
Discussion
Never used chat up lines though some of these made me 
The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
Dave200 said:
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
assume you were still dealing with puberty...
I am, my 14 year old daughter asked me last night if she could go on the pill?14 FFS
True though, but 14??? Bloody Nora, my little girl's growing up
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
assume you were still dealing with puberty...
I am, my 14 year old daughter asked me last night if she could go on the pill?14 FFS
True though, but 14??? Bloody Nora, my little girl's growing up
Part of me thinks give them to her. Stops her getting pregnant.
The other part thinks that she then might not make the little scrote wear a condom if she knows she's on the pill. Likewise, if boys find out she's on the pill they could convince her not to make them wear a condom.
That's where you got to be clever and make sure she is too. Tell her she needs to do both, if she slips up when she's pissed then at least there's a back up.
Anyways, enough about 14 year olds, let's get back to chat up lines. Oh wait...
More topics of conversation please. Breaking the ice is easy, holding their concentration with something interesting is the hard part.
Anyways, enough about 14 year olds, let's get back to chat up lines. Oh wait...
More topics of conversation please. Breaking the ice is easy, holding their concentration with something interesting is the hard part.
Frankeh said:
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
assume you were still dealing with puberty...
I am, my 14 year old daughter asked me last night if she could go on the pill?14 FFS
True though, but 14??? Bloody Nora, my little girl's growing up
Part of me thinks give them to her. Stops her getting pregnant.
The other part thinks that she then might not make the little scrote wear a condom if she knows she's on the pill. Likewise, if boys find out she's on the pill they could convince her not to make them wear a condom.
how long has she been together with someone? A couple of months? My first time was when she was 14 (I was 15 so chill :P).We didn't use a condom, as she was on the pill and we were eachothers' first, so we weren't scared of diseases...
Justayellowbadge said:
ZesPak said:
how long has she been together with someone? A couple of months? My first time was when she was 14 (I was 15 so chill :P).We didn't use a condom, as she was on the pill and we were eachothers' first, so we weren't scared of diseases...
slomax said:
One thing that does work is when at a club outside in the smoking area is to keep a lighter in your pocket. When totty pulls out cigarette, offer to light said fag. Then get chatting. Works a treat.
I don't smoke, but when I was available I often carried a lighter. It was a gas burner I used for cigars once in a while. It came in handy a couple of times.
daveco said:
Never used chat up lines though some of these made me
The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
No, no, no, and no.The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
This self-deprecation might be an easy way to segue into humour, but it often results in leaving a negative impression with the opposite sex. Avoid.
Justayellowbadge said:
ZesPak said:
how long has she been together with someone? A couple of months? My first time was when she was 14 (I was 15 so chill :P).We didn't use a condom, as she was on the pill and we were eachothers' first, so we weren't scared of diseases...
Dave200 said:
daveco said:
Never used chat up lines though some of these made me
The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
No, no, no, and no.The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
This self-deprecation might be an easy way to segue into humour, but it often results in leaving a negative impression with the opposite sex. Avoid.
daveco said:
Dave200 said:
daveco said:
Never used chat up lines though some of these made me
The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
No, no, no, and no.The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
This self-deprecation might be an easy way to segue into humour, but it often results in leaving a negative impression with the opposite sex. Avoid.
ZesPak said:
slomax said:
One thing that does work is when at a club outside in the smoking area is to keep a lighter in your pocket. When totty pulls out cigarette, offer to light said fag. Then get chatting. Works a treat.
I don't smoke, but when I was available I often carried a lighter. It was a gas burner I used for cigars once in a while. It came in handy a couple of times.
daveco said:
Dave200 said:
daveco said:
Never used chat up lines though some of these made me
The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
No, no, no, and no.The thing that's worked the most for me is to simply approach them. Bear in mind you have to have caught their eye before that. Just tell them you saw them and thought you'd introduce yourself, ask them what their name is, who they are there with...then just talk about all the usual subjects that come to mind.
Another thing I've "learnt" so to speak, is to never talk about yourself. If she asks you questions, a simple one line, self deprecating answer does it.
This doesn't work all the time, there appear to be a good few lesbians out there
This self-deprecation might be an easy way to segue into humour, but it often results in leaving a negative impression with the opposite sex. Avoid.
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