What is cheating?

[Cock Womble 7]

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

Semantics.

[Poledriver]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

Semen sticks.

EFA

[southendpier]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

Semantics.

Seman what? Are they the creatures that infest your bed to live on the residue splurge after your partner dibbles?

[Cock Womble 7]

southendpier said:

Seman what? Are they the creatures that infest your bed to live on the residue splurge after your partner dibbles?

No. And, er, no.

You weirdo.

[rudecherub]

blindswelledrat said:

rudecherub said:

LOL you really think a casual sexual encounter is more threatening to your relationship than a deep seated emotional attachment?

Do you think that say 20 mins of sex is the same as someone emotionally and mentally committing to some one?

Put this way did you marry your wife because she gave you a blow job and took you from behind? Or did you commit to her because of a deep seated emotional attachment?

Talking about kissing, hugs, or sex acts is like saying is getting chicken pox is just about the spots, these events are symptoms of a problem - not the problem itself.

I honestly don't understand a single word you are saying.
Are you a woman or some kind of gay?
You appear to be suggesting that my wife talking to a person is somehow worse for me than her sucking them off?
I've got news for you love/mate. It really isn't.
If she talks to someone else about boring emotiony stuff then it saves me having to listen to her. Its win/win.
In fact, if I find out about such a person I will build an annex to our house and he can move in.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Monday 26th July 13:10

LOL if you can't distinguish that there is a difference of huge magnitude between a deep seated emotional attachment / talking to someone then I am not surprised you don't understand a single word...

"If she talks to someone else about boring emotiony stuff then it saves me having to listen to her. Its win/win."

Would it be win/win, should she sit you down and looks into your eyes and says "I'm sorry I don't love you any more - I want a divorce, and btw half your assets, and the kids ( if you have any ) and I'm staying in the house."

[rich1231]

Any breach of trust involving another party.

[southendpier]

Cock Womble 7 said:

southendpier said:

Seman what? Are they the creatures that infest your bed to live on the residue splurge after your partner dibbles?

No. And, er, no.

You weirdo.

Oh, my mistake. What are they called then?

[blindswelledrat]

rudecherub said:

blindswelledrat said:

rudecherub said:

LOL you really think a casual sexual encounter is more threatening to your relationship than a deep seated emotional attachment?

Do you think that say 20 mins of sex is the same as someone emotionally and mentally committing to some one?

Put this way did you marry your wife because she gave you a blow job and took you from behind? Or did you commit to her because of a deep seated emotional attachment?

Talking about kissing, hugs, or sex acts is like saying is getting chicken pox is just about the spots, these events are symptoms of a problem - not the problem itself.

I honestly don't understand a single word you are saying.
Are you a woman or some kind of gay?
You appear to be suggesting that my wife talking to a person is somehow worse for me than her sucking them off?
I've got news for you love/mate. It really isn't.
If she talks to someone else about boring emotiony stuff then it saves me having to listen to her. Its win/win.
In fact, if I find out about such a person I will build an annex to our house and he can move in.

[]

LOL if you can't distinguish that there is a difference of huge magnitude between a deep seated emotional attachment / talking to someone then I am not surprised you don't understand a single word...

"If she talks to someone else about boring emotiony stuff then it saves me having to listen to her. Its win/win."

Would it be win/win, should she sit you down and looks into your eyes and says "I'm sorry I don't love you any more - I want a divorce, and btw half your assets, and the kids ( if you have any ) and I'm staying in the house."

Whoa there.
She's a lucky thing and she knows it. That just could never happen.
If she got a bit depressedy and said something wierd like that, I'd just get mini-bsr out (massive) and look at her with my eyebrows raised and she'd be straight back to reality.
Almost certainly apologise for being so silly again and say "Sorry- I just got talking to that gay bloke again. Made me forget for a moment how lucky I am".
All would be rosey again. I'd probably even buy her a box of thorntons, or something, for afterwards

Edited by blindswelledrat on Monday 26th July 13:47

[Cock Womble 7]

southendpier said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

southendpier said:

Seman what? Are they the creatures that infest your bed to live on the residue splurge after your partner dibbles?

No. And, er, no.

You weirdo.

Oh, my mistake. What are they called then?

Critters.

[king arthur]

southendpier said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

Semantics.

Seman what? Are they the creatures that infest your bed to live on the residue splurge after your partner dibbles?

If your semen ticks, that's pretty bloody lively semen, that's all I can say.

[Reload]

blindswelledrat said:

Whoa there.
She's a lucky thing and she knows it. That just could never happen.
If she got a bit depressedy and said something wierd like that, I'd just get mini-bsr out (massive) and look at her with my eyebrows raised and she'd be straight back to reality.
Almost certainly apologise for being so silly again and say "Sorry- I just got talking to that gay bloke again. Made me forget for a moment how lucky I am".
All would be rosey again. I'd probably even buy her a box of thorntons, or something, for afterwards

Genuine laughing out loud moment there.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

to be fair if a girl with the intelligence of an average Amoeba invites a guy to bed "just for sleep" then she must expect the guy to try it on, and thus expecting such behaviour is either up for such behaviour or as previously stated needs to ask an Amoeba for some help understanding the world!

unless of course its your sister/brother

oh, and your not from certain parts of America!!

Edited by Petrolhead_Rich on Monday 26th July 16:21

[Vipers]

king arthur said:

southendpier said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

Semantics.

Seman what? Are they the creatures that infest your bed to live on the residue splurge after your partner dibbles?

If your semen ticks, that's pretty bloody lively semen, that's all I can say.

Slightly off topic, but some years ago there was a farmers convention held in Iceland. The speaker was on the subject of artificial insemination of Cows with frozen semen, the french contingency looked confused.......... (nothing there I know).

Turns out the translator was translating the word seamen (He was thinking Seaman), intoto Matelots, which is french for a sailor, so guess they were wondering what on earth frozen sailors had to do with insemination of cows?

[Justayellowbadge]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

That could be construed as a touch, well, rapey.

to be fair if a girl with the intelligence of an average amiba invites a guy to bed "just for sleep" then she must expect the guy to try it on, and thus expecting such behaviour is either up for such behaviour or as previously stated needs to ask an amiba for some help understanding the world!

unless of course its your sister/brother

oh, and your not from certain parts of America!!

Is 'amiba' how one of these Amoebas would describe themselves?

[hairykrishna]

Neil H said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Neil H said:

Spot on IMHO.

The sleeping thing sounds innocent enough, but I probably wouldn't be happy if my missus shared a bed with a bloke 'just to sleep'.

So, you're completely contradicting yourself in one handy sentence.

There's nothing innocent about a male and a female sharing a bed "just to sleep".

Maybe it's just me, but if some bird invited me to share a bed "just to sleep", she'd be getting the sex, one way or another.

I meant that it sounds innocent to call it 'just sleeping', but almost certainly wouldn't be; hence my objection.

I've shared a bed with a good female friend of mine a few times. It was a non issue and her fiancé, who's also a good mate, wasn't bothered at all. It is perfectly possible to share a bed without any kind of sexual motive. Obviously depends on the people involved - I can totally understand someone who wouldn't want their partner to do this. I've also got female friends who I'm sure if they said they wanted to 'innocently share a bed' it would basically be code for 'I want to fk you'.

Cheating is doing something your partner wouldn't be happy with, and keeping it from them. What the 'something' is can vary from an arm around the shoulders up to taking on an entire rugby team at the bedroom olympics but the principle's the same.

Edited by hairykrishna on Monday 26th July 14:18

[blindswelledrat]

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[ZesPak]

anonymous said:

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I've got some ointment for that.

But I agree, when my wife has an "off" day, she gives me a good BJ and all is well.

[ZesPak]

anonymous said:

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I am it, though.

Until she decides that she wants something that is not shallower than a puddle

Since women prefer confident men, I'd guess he's pretty safe

[blindswelledrat]

anonymous said:

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I am it, though.

Until she decides that she wants something that is not shallower than a puddle

YOu misjudge me.
I can nod and say "Oh, that interesting/sad, love" with the best of them.
I can do this whilst actually not hearing a word she says and reading about the performance of the new GT-2 RS.
On the very rare occasion she says "What did I just say?" I quickly start a fire in the living room and shout "Look love- a fire!!!! Get the kids out" and by the time wthe fire brigade has turned up-she has completely forgotten and remembers only my giant cock.

[ZesPak]

blindswelledrat said:

anonymous said:

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anonymous said:

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I am it, though.

Until she decides that she wants something that is not shallower than a puddle

YOu misjudge me.
I can nod and say "Oh, that interesting/sad, love" with the best of them.
I can do this whilst actually not hearing a word she says and reading about the performance of the new GT-2 RS.
On the very rare occasion she says "What did I just say?" I quickly start a fire in the living room and shout "Look love- a fire!!!! Get the kids out" and by the time wthe fire brigade has turned up-she has completely forgotten and remembers only my giant cock.

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