Damsel in distress!
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UncleRic said:
I Like Grant because..
Well, actually I hate his guts.
He spends all day eating kiddie sweets
and that backpack, god, what a 'puttz.
He likes to ponce around the branch
to keep himself in shape,
he's a financial consultant of senior grade
but posh? The mans an Ape!
And now he's offered a sodding bribe
with money being the onus,
'write me a poem, all about me,
the winner gets a bonus'!
Stuff this crap. I'm off, goodbye,
The knob can keep his ego,
because, as far as I'm concerned,
The fat gay
s a paedo!
Exzellent wordz - Shabz'll be proud of thiz! Well, actually I hate his guts.
He spends all day eating kiddie sweets
and that backpack, god, what a 'puttz.
He likes to ponce around the branch
to keep himself in shape,
he's a financial consultant of senior grade
but posh? The mans an Ape!
And now he's offered a sodding bribe
with money being the onus,
'write me a poem, all about me,
the winner gets a bonus'!
Stuff this crap. I'm off, goodbye,
The knob can keep his ego,
because, as far as I'm concerned,
The fat gay
s a paedo!
Steve_W said:
UncleRic said:
I Like Grant because..
Well, actually I hate his guts.
He spends all day eating kiddie sweets
and that backpack, god, what a 'puttz.
He likes to ponce around the branch
to keep himself in shape,
he's a financial consultant of senior grade
but posh? The mans an Ape!
And now he's offered a sodding bribe
with money being the onus,
'write me a poem, all about me,
the winner gets a bonus'!
Stuff this crap. I'm off, goodbye,
The knob can keep his ego,
because, as far as I'm concerned,
The fat gays a paedo!
Exzellent wordz - Shabz'll be proud of thiz! Well, actually I hate his guts.
He spends all day eating kiddie sweets
and that backpack, god, what a 'puttz.
He likes to ponce around the branch
to keep himself in shape,
he's a financial consultant of senior grade
but posh? The mans an Ape!
And now he's offered a sodding bribe
with money being the onus,
'write me a poem, all about me,
the winner gets a bonus'!
Stuff this crap. I'm off, goodbye,
The knob can keep his ego,
because, as far as I'm concerned,
The fat gay
s a paedo!becksW said:
Matt Harper said:
I'm confused. How, while working in a bank, do you earn bonus for writing fawning poetry to your fudge packing boss?
Or is this how the last meltdown started?
I am so glad someone else has brought this up, thought I was going to be the only one! (though you're more to the point than I was Or is this how the last meltdown started?
)Grant is your boss? And you have to write a poem about how much you like working with him to get 'points' towards your bonus? Rather than actually doing something performance-related?
What a crock of s
t. Go and spit in his gay face.UncleRic said:
Arese said:
My stupid gay boss is called Grant
He has worse dress sense than my Aunt
To get my bonus
I have to lick his an-us
Which has more wrinkles than that of an ele-phant.
He has worse dress sense than my Aunt
To get my bonus
I have to lick his an-us
Which has more wrinkles than that of an ele-phant.
You didn't start with 'I like working with Grant because..'
I like working with Grant because he told me to say so
Working for him, I'm pretty much a ho'
He's a posh flouncing ponce
And probably a nonce
That's it, I can't think of any mo'
Murdoc said:
Smiler. said:
I like working with Grant because,
He's smart & sells a lot.
All day long he eats kids sweets,
And takes the target shot.
He's eloquent & dresses well,
The office is all a twitter.
And come the end of a long hard day,
He goes to bed with a Horlicks.
He's smart & sells a lot.
All day long he eats kids sweets,
And takes the target shot.
He's eloquent & dresses well,
The office is all a twitter.
And come the end of a long hard day,
He goes to bed with a Horlicks.
I see what you did there!Twitter and Horlicks rhyme excellent
He goes to bed
tter.Arese said:
UncleRic said:
Arese said:
My stupid gay boss is called Grant
He has worse dress sense than my Aunt
To get my bonus
I have to lick his an-us
Which has more wrinkles than that of an ele-phant.
He has worse dress sense than my Aunt
To get my bonus
I have to lick his an-us
Which has more wrinkles than that of an ele-phant.
You didn't start with 'I like working with Grant because..'
I like working with Grant because he told me to say so
Working for him, I'm pretty much a ho'
He's a posh flouncing ponce
And probably a nonce
That's it, I can't think of any mo'
You are secretly John Cooper Clarke and I claim my £5.Mobile Chicane said:
Arese said:
UncleRic said:
Arese said:
My stupid gay boss is called Grant
He has worse dress sense than my Aunt
To get my bonus
I have to lick his an-us
Which has more wrinkles than that of an ele-phant.
He has worse dress sense than my Aunt
To get my bonus
I have to lick his an-us
Which has more wrinkles than that of an ele-phant.
You didn't start with 'I like working with Grant because..'
I like working with Grant because he told me to say so
Working for him, I'm pretty much a ho'
He's a posh flouncing ponce
And probably a nonce
That's it, I can't think of any mo'
You are secretly John Cooper Clarke and I claim my £5.
I'm a poet and I didn't even realise.
I vote this one...
Jon! Jon! Ian's nicked your horse.What kind of a-hole grades a colleague's performance - and bonus - on the quality of a poem praising himself? What part of the job description includes 'must write poems of praise about the boss'?
I like working with Grant because
He leaves himself open to claims of abuse
He will shortly be hearing from HR
And I will step into his shues.
I like working with Grant because
He leaves himself open to claims of abuse
He will shortly be hearing from HR
And I will step into his shues.
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