Classic from the Mrs!

[MissChief]

CoolC said:

Just looking online at hutches for the Kid's guinea pigs. One has quite a steep slope from the hutch to the built in run and the following conversation happens.

Her. That ramp might be too steep for them, do you think they'd manage?
Me. Yeah no problem, I'm sure they cope with worse in the wild.
Her. What? They don't live in the wild!
Me. Of course they do, where did you think they came from?
Her. Well I don't know, I've never seen one in the wild.
Me.

Tell her they're often considered food in a some South American countries.

[Moonhawk]

Simbu said:

I wish I could say she was aware of that. She meant polarized.

Polaroid is a brand name for polarised plastic sheet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polaroid_(polarizer)

Sometimes brand names become synonymous with the product (if I asked you for a hoover or a biro - you'd probably hand me whatever vacuum cleaner or pen you had to hand). I suspect she was using polaroid as a synonym for polarised (in fact based on your post above - i'd say you have confirmed that to be the case)

[mel]

Blown2CV said:

QueenBee said:

RobbieKB said:

QueenBee said:

Well it depends. If she has a third class degree in languages she might as well not have a degree. Most of these degrees mean nothing these days. I know people who pay to have their essays written for them.

So bored of the degree bashing going on lately. Usually administered by those without degrees, those who didn't get anywhere with their degree through no fault of the qualification, or both.

Edited by RobbieKB on Monday 17th March 23:14

I have two degrees, both were and are very useful to me thanks. Because of my degrees I can afford to be stay at home mum with a great income.

Ann summers, Avon or pyramid selling scheme?

If she comes back with "I run my own business" you'll just know its Amway

[Pulliptears]

I have a design degree. This weekend the other half was sat on the drive with a new set of Type S stickers for his, er Type S. After studying the job for a while and building up the courage to commit to the stick he looked at me and reasoned that as I have said degree in graphics I should be the one to stick the stickers to his car...I think not. He did get them on straight though which is amazing because in 20 years of marriage he's never been able to put a shelf up level

[Asterix]

A rare slip last night.

The wife is trying to download something on her phone...

"The internet isn't working. Can you pass me the laptop so I can go online to check whether the bill is due?"

"You haven't thought this through have you?"

[GarryDK]

went to drive Mrs K's car yesterday when i noticed this!

[Asterix]

[RizzoTheRat]

Not the Mrs but her mother when we were visiting over the weekend and watching something on telly...

MiL: Does it seem quiet to you?
Mrs: No it's fine.
MiL: It sounds really quiet.
Mrs: Seems ok to me
MiL: Pass my hearing aid over...

[Carlton Banks]

For those of you that watch Soccer Saturday.

We were watching the scores and it goes to Chris Kamara who was covering a championship game.

The mrs pipes up "didn't know Lionel Richie was Northern?.."

Couldn't stop laughing.........

[hidetheelephants]

Carlton Banks said:

For those of you that watch Soccer Saturday.

We were watching the scores and it goes to Chris Kamara who was covering a championship game.

The mrs pipes up "didn't know Lionel Richie was Northern?.."

Couldn't stop laughing.........

[MissChief]

Carlton Banks said:

For those of you that watch Soccer Saturday.

We were watching the scores and it goes to Chris Kamara who was covering a championship game.

The mrs pipes up "didn't know Lionel Richie was Northern?.."

Couldn't stop laughing.........

Unbelievable Jeff!

[Frimley111R]

This morning I stepped out of the shower and Mrs 111R shouts me:

Her: OMG come here and look, Carol (BBC weather lady with big tits) has her nipples showing, epic fail
Me: Er no she hasn't
her: Oh it looked like it
Me: So what's the weather like?
Her: I don't know, I was too busy looking at her nipples.

Surreal.

[blueg33]

Yesterday from 14 year old daughtert

Omg, omg Timmy has brought a mouse in.

Me - is it alive?

Daughter - its dead

Me - ok I will get rid of it in a minute

Her - what if it runs under the sofa?

Grammar school education apparently wasted. Unless you get Zombie mice.

[MacW]

Frimley111R said:

This morning I stepped out of the shower and Mrs 111R shouts me:

Her: OMG come here and look, Carol (BBC weather lady with big tits) has her nipples showing, epic fail
Me: Er no she hasn't
her: Oh it looked like it
Me: So what's the weather like?
Her: I don't know, I was too busy looking at her nipples.

Surreal.

Keeper /nod

[Asterix]

MacW said:

Frimley111R said:

This morning I stepped out of the shower and Mrs 111R shouts me:

Her: OMG come here and look, Carol (BBC weather lady with big tits) has her nipples showing, epic fail
Me: Er no she hasn't
her: Oh it looked like it
Me: So what's the weather like?
Her: I don't know, I was too busy looking at her nipples.

Surreal.

Keeper /nod

Oh yeah - I was wondering where the fail was here

[MitchT]

Not my Mrs, but a mate's ...

My mate: "They're sending divers down to look for the missing plane."
His Mrs: "Is Tom Daley going?"

[Joshsl]

the mrs when we were in turkey on holiday

her: josh you know the sun
me: yeah
her: is it the same everywhere
me: whatdo you mean?
her: is everybodies son the same as turkeys
me: what do you mean everybodies son, there is only one sun
her: one sun per country, everybody has there own
me: o yeah my mistake, i think they are all the same

followed by her giving me a look of disbelief to me like im some sort of idiot

[Vipers]

MitchT said:

Not my Mrs, but a mate's ...

My mate: "They're sending divers down to look for the missing plane."
His Mrs: "Is Tom Daley going?"

Two for the price of one, how deep does your mate think divers can go !

[extraT]

Carlton Banks said:

For those of you that watch Soccer Saturday.

We were watching the scores and it goes to Chris Kamara who was covering a championship game.

The mrs pipes up "didn't know Lionel Richie was Northern?.."

Couldn't stop laughing.........

[matchmaker]

Vipers said:

MitchT said:

Not my Mrs, but a mate's ...

My mate: "They're sending divers down to look for the missing plane."
His Mrs: "Is Tom Daley going?"

Two for the price of one, how deep does your mate think divers can go !

Ooh-er, Missus!