Classic from the Mrs!
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callmedave said:
Sat down to play on the Xbox and told the mrs il come off and make dinner at 7pm. I keep glancing up at the clock on the wall. She says
'Why do you keep looking at the clock? It's not going to change'
Followed by
'Are you going to put that on pistonheads'
Ah you gotta love 'em! 'Why do you keep looking at the clock? It's not going to change'
Followed by
'Are you going to put that on pistonheads'
bozzy101 said:
SWMBO thinks 2 children with the same Mother (different Fathers) are more related than 2 children with the same Fathers (different Mother).
Well they sort of are; the children of the same mother will share their mitochondrial DNA, the children with different mothers will not.Einion Yrth said:
bozzy101 said:
SWMBO thinks 2 children with the same Mother (different Fathers) are more related than 2 children with the same Fathers (different Mother).
Well they sort of are; the children of the same mother will share their mitochondrial DNA, the children with different mothers will not.bozzy101 said:
Einion Yrth said:
bozzy101 said:
SWMBO thinks 2 children with the same Mother (different Fathers) are more related than 2 children with the same Fathers (different Mother).
Well they sort of are; the children of the same mother will share their mitochondrial DNA, the children with different mothers will not.RizzoTheRat said:
I was about to start the chainsaw yesterday when the Mrs pointed out there was a leaf caught in the chain. She quite happily accepts it'll cut through a foot of wood, but thinks a leaf will cause problems
That's a good one! ... Unless she works for British Rail, in which case a leaf on the chain could cause big delays!
Watched some program about the existence of mermaids last night with my girlfriend when we began discussing the best way to find them
She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
Einion Yrth said:
bozzy101 said:
Einion Yrth said:
bozzy101 said:
SWMBO thinks 2 children with the same Mother (different Fathers) are more related than 2 children with the same Fathers (different Mother).
Well they sort of are; the children of the same mother will share their mitochondrial DNA, the children with different mothers will not.bozzy101 said:
SWMBO thinks 2 children with the same Mother (different Fathers) are more related than 2 children with the same Fathers (different Mother).
Karen Matthews thought that out of her brood, the 2 children she'd managed to have that shared the same father were twins, even though they were a year apart.DannyScene said:
Watched some program about the existence of mermaids last night with my girlfriend when we began discussing the best way to find them
She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
Can she have a look for Nessie while she's there. Ta.She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
DannyScene said:
Watched some program about the existence of mermaids last night with my girlfriend when we began discussing the best way to find them
She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
Where would all the drained water go?! She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
TREMAiNE said:
DannyScene said:
Watched some program about the existence of mermaids last night with my girlfriend when we began discussing the best way to find them
She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
Where would all the drained water go?! She came out with 'Well why don't they just drain the water away and see whats in there'
'Err yes love drain all the worlds oceans, I wonder why nobody has thought of that'
It worried me further how long it took her to realise why what she had said was fking stupid
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