Classic from the Mrs!

[Vipers]

Alapeno said:

On watching the David Beckham in the Jungle thing on TV.

Me: "I wonder if they'll actually see a howler monkey..."

Mrs: "are they the ones that make coffee?"

Me: "what?!" "Are you thinking about the PG tips chimps?"

Mrs: "no, you know, the ones that sort that special expensive coffee and st it out"

Turns out she was thinking about civet cats and kopi luwak coffee, a conversation we'd had the week before.

Good one, but TBH would you drink coffee from beans out of the arse of an animal, yuk.......

Can't believe it really tastes better.

[xRIEx]

Vipers said:

Alapeno said:

On watching the David Beckham in the Jungle thing on TV.

Me: "I wonder if they'll actually see a howler monkey..."

Mrs: "are they the ones that make coffee?"

Me: "what?!" "Are you thinking about the PG tips chimps?"

Mrs: "no, you know, the ones that sort that special expensive coffee and st it out"

Turns out she was thinking about civet cats and kopi luwak coffee, a conversation we'd had the week before.

Good one, but TBH would you drink coffee from beans out of the arse of an animal, yuk.......

Can't believe it really tastes better.

Why not? Do you eat eggs?

[RizzoTheRat]

Vipers said:

Good one, but TBH would you drink coffee from beans out of the arse of an animal, yuk.......

Can't believe it really tastes better.

It's very nice, with a rather distinctive flavor.

[driverrob]

xRIEx said:

Vipers said:

Alapeno said:

On watching the David Beckham in the Jungle thing on TV.

Me: "I wonder if they'll actually see a howler monkey..."

Mrs: "are they the ones that make coffee?"

Me: "what?!" "Are you thinking about the PG tips chimps?"

Mrs: "no, you know, the ones that sort that special expensive coffee and st it out"

Turns out she was thinking about civet cats and kopi luwak coffee, a conversation we'd had the week before.

Good one, but TBH would you drink coffee from beans out of the arse of an animal, yuk.......

Can't believe it really tastes better.

Why not? Do you eat eggs?

Biologically speaking, there is a slight difference.

Edited by driverrob on Sunday 15th June 09:04

[xRIEx]

driverrob said:

xRIEx said:

Vipers said:

Alapeno said:

On watching the David Beckham in the Jungle thing on TV.

Me: "I wonder if they'll actually see a howler monkey..."

Mrs: "are they the ones that make coffee?"

Me: "what?!" "Are you thinking about the PG tips chimps?"

Mrs: "no, you know, the ones that sort that special expensive coffee and st it out"

Turns out she was thinking about civet cats and kopi luwak coffee, a conversation we'd had the week before.

Good one, but TBH would you drink coffee from beans out of the arse of an animal, yuk.......

Can't believe it really tastes better.

Why not? Do you eat eggs?

Biologically speaking, there is a slight difference.

Edited by driverrob on Sunday 15th June 09:04

I'm not saying it's the same as beans shat out of a mammal, but an egg is still a chicken's period.

[Vipers]

xRIEx said:

I'm not saying it's the same as beans shat out of a mammal, but an egg is still a chicken's period.

At the end of the day, it's personal choice, no doubt there are a number of foods we won't try, just an off the cuff remark on the beans, if it tastes good, go for it.

[iva cosworth]

xRIEx said:

I'm not saying it's the same as beans shat out of a mammal, but an egg is still a chicken's period.

[crosses eggs off shopping list].......

[OlberJ]

Not burd but mother.

Just came home with the wrong dog from training.

Amazing.

[vladcjelli]

OlberJ said:

Not burd but mother.

Just came home with the wrong dog from training.

Amazing.

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

[TREMAiNE]

vladcjelli said:

OlberJ said:

Not burd but mother.

Just came home with the wrong dog from training.

Amazing.

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

[The Moose]

OlberJ said:

Not burd but mother.

Just came home with the wrong dog from training.

Amazing.

That is rather, erm, special!

[OlberJ]

vladcjelli said:

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

Well, after that, I hold out hope.

They've only had her a week, fostering a guide dog for 10 weeks, but this thing she brought home was about a foot taller and a good bit heavier.

Brought it home, fed it and only thought something was up when it wouldn't go out for a pee. Old man walked down the stairs and burst out laughing.

[Rosscow]

OlberJ said:

vladcjelli said:

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

Well, after that, I hold out hope.

They've only had her a week, fostering a guide dog for 10 weeks, but this thing she brought home was about a foot taller and a good bit heavier.

Brought it home, fed it and only thought something was up when it wouldn't go out for a pee. Old man walked down the stairs and burst out laughing.

fking hell, that's hilarious!!

[callmedave]

Rosscow said:

OlberJ said:

vladcjelli said:

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

Well, after that, I hold out hope.

They've only had her a week, fostering a guide dog for 10 weeks, but this thing she brought home was about a foot taller and a good bit heavier.

Brought it home, fed it and only thought something was up when it wouldn't go out for a pee. Old man walked down the stairs and burst out laughing.

fking hell, that's hilarious!!

Sounds like it could be a spec savers ad!

[marshalla]

Vipers said:

Good one, but TBH would you drink coffee from beans out of the arse of an animal, yuk.......

Can't believe it really tastes better.

Try not to think about how cheese, beer, wine and bread are made then.

All contain by-products of a digestive process...

[kowalski655]

callmedave said:

Rosscow said:

OlberJ said:

vladcjelli said:

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

Well, after that, I hold out hope.

They've only had her a week, fostering a guide dog for 10 weeks, but this thing she brought home was about a foot taller and a good bit heavier.

Brought it home, fed it and only thought something was up when it wouldn't go out for a pee. Old man walked down the stairs and burst out laughing.

fking hell, that's hilarious!!

Sounds like it could be a spec savers ad!

What was the reaction of the poor sod that had their dog swiped? Are you sure your mum isnt the one needing the guide dog?

[Usget]

OlberJ said:

vladcjelli said:

Can you now be 100% sure she is your mother?

Well, after that, I hold out hope.

They've only had her a week, fostering a guide dog for 10 weeks, but this thing she brought home was about a foot taller and a good bit heavier.

Brought it home, fed it and only thought something was up when it wouldn't go out for a pee. Old man walked down the stairs and burst out laughing.

Funniest thing I've ever read. Colleague is wondering why I'm in fits of giggles. Dog must have been like, "Well, this is a bit weird, but I'm prepared to go with it. Food, you say? Lovely, fill her up!"

What had happened to your mum's dog?

[OlberJ]

They have several of the same litter at the training place, all get picked up at slightly different times.

There's about 8 black labs there over the course of the day.

They were laughing too when my old dear brought the imposter back though

[tribbles]

I would imagine that her actual dog was at the stranger's house thinking "They've fed me - now why won't they let me wee?"

[skilly1]

Parking at a multistory with Mrs and child. Mrs says why don't you park on the mother and child spot, I said I had never seen it (somewhere I used a fair bit). Mrs says its great and there is never anyone in it, I always park there. So she showed me where it was and I saw this: