The thread for puns not jokes...

[Trenchard]

DickyC said:

Shame. Still tons left.

I expect he'll give us a bit of Dairyleaway.

[CourtAgain]

Trenchard said:

DickyC said:

Shame. Still tons left.

I expect he'll give us a bit of Dairyleaway.

Edam-ed if I do, Edam-ed if I don't

[Esceptico]

CourtAgain said:

Trenchard said:

DickyC said:

Shame. Still tons left.

I expect he'll give us a bit of Dairyleaway.

Edam-ed if I do, Edam-ed if I don't

Grrrrruyére what is hapaneering here with all these cheese puns!

[DickyC]

Whiney voice - "Is this all the cheese you've got?"

It's a cheese and whine party.

Aye thang yo.

Yes, I know it's not a pun. It's something a bloke I worked with twenty years ago used to say three or four times a day.

Never Mr Nopportunity.

[Trenchard]

I'm disappointed. I roquefort the cheese puns would continue.

[fouronthefloor]

All the Gouda one's have been done but where there's a will, there's a whey.
I've found it very Halloumi-nating learning about all these different cheeses!

[DickyC]

Up until the full moon I'm filled with optimism but afterwards, seeing the moon getting progressively smaller, makes me really sad. It's waning in my heart.

[Trenchard]

Right there, incontrovertible evidence of lunar sea.

[Trenchard]

No responses. Have I won?

[Stealthracer]

The cheese puns were awful, or had that not ocurd to you?

[DickyC]

The disco was broken into and all the special effects were stolen. It was really sad. There wasn't a dry ice in the house.

[Trenchard]

DickyC said:

The disco was broken into and all the special effects were stolen. It was really sad. There wasn't a dry ice in the house.

Watch out or someone will turn the tables on you.

[CourtAgain]

Trenchard said:

DickyC said:

The disco was broken into and all the special effects were stolen. It was really sad. There wasn't a dry ice in the house.

Watch out or someone will turn the tables on you.

Hopefully they will be Court and end up with a record

[DickyC]

Two of the world's richest men have buried the hatchet. One of them has named his latest child after his former nemesis. Elon Gates.

Bit of a stretch?

[DickyC]

When Mercedes fix this year's F1 car Hamilton will lose his sense of porpoise.

[paua]

DickyC said:

When Mercedes fix this year's F1 car Hamilton will lose his sense of porpoise.

With all those interlinked rings, I thought he was driving an Audi.

[austinsmirk]

I love a good pun. I thought the pun the other night on ant and Dec with. Ottie. Magoosie. ( however her name is spelt)

Of ( pointing in her garage to a goat and goose

That’s my goatie and my goosey

Was superb work.

[Don1]

One egg is never en oeuf....

[glenrobbo]

Don1 said:

One egg is never en oeuf....

One egg is always un oeuf.

[Trenchard]

glenrobbo said:

One egg is always un oeuf.

So you needn't shell out for more.