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schuey said:
castex said:
Saabs are getting a bit council. 
Wash your mouth out,mine has tinted rear windows,noisy waste gate chatter and looks nice next to the zafira! I agree the zafira is council but as I've got a fancy house in a posh village I don't mind too much!I haven't read all of this thread due to its length.
But, back on topic, a bit council
Rents house out but expects tenets to take on the dogs and a cat, when they leave consider euthanising healthy animals.
Thinks smoking weed nobody will smell it
Drug deals are never seen
Knocking on a window or yelling is easier than using a door or bell
Getting a job is a diffiucult but 'offers' to clean car, cut grass etc..
Has kid but goes home to mummy every day ( this refers to males but I can't exempt females, so PC)
A carpet will never fit in a wheelie bin
On th up side, me being a good citizen rang our council to remove our old mattress. Told it was a three week wait for collection. So , it was in the dry for three weeks . Dragged it out for collection and was gone within 15 mins . Taken by sombody passing.
But, back on topic, a bit council
Rents house out but expects tenets to take on the dogs and a cat, when they leave consider euthanising healthy animals.
Thinks smoking weed nobody will smell it
Drug deals are never seen
Knocking on a window or yelling is easier than using a door or bell
Getting a job is a diffiucult but 'offers' to clean car, cut grass etc..
Has kid but goes home to mummy every day ( this refers to males but I can't exempt females, so PC)
A carpet will never fit in a wheelie bin
On th up side, me being a good citizen rang our council to remove our old mattress. Told it was a three week wait for collection. So , it was in the dry for three weeks . Dragged it out for collection and was gone within 15 mins . Taken by sombody passing.
br d said:
My company cleans Council/HA properties up after the tenants have moved (or been thrown) out. I have thousands of pictures that would make your jaw drop. This place is like a palace believe me.
Go on, PLEASE publish them. I need some awful pictures of awful nasty people to get annoyed and outraged by. Thanks in advanceBrabusMog said:
Vauxhall Zafira
I encountered the stereotypical angry man in a shabby Zafira last night. He was dawdling in the outside lane of an empty DC at 50, eventually moved over and then treated me to repeated main beam flashes as I accelerated away. Prior to this I was waiting patiently a reasonable distance behind in the inside lane. Bizarre.Accelebrate said:
I encountered the stereotypical angry man in a shabby Zafira last night. He was dawdling in the outside lane of an empty DC at 50, eventually moved over and then treated me to repeated main beam flashes as I accelerated away. Prior to this I was waiting patiently a reasonable distance behind in the inside lane. Bizarre.
Ironic username is ironic.
justanother5tar said:
What? A f
king air freshener?
An air freshener makes you council? What the fk have you been smoking? Hopefully you didn't smoke it the car. It'll stink if you're above using an air freshener.
fk me.
You have one of those don't you? king air freshener?An air freshener makes you council? What the f
k have you been smoking? Hopefully you didn't smoke it the car. It'll stink if you're above using an air freshener.f
k me.
Smoking in a car. How very council.
Timbuktu said:
berlintaxi said:
Jabosoc said:
Declaring yourself "upper class".
Much like posting a picture of yourself eating Burger King and writing 'Fine dining in style?'
Which is a piss take with a piss take on the top. The two piss takes negating each other leaving a zero piss take situation in the void.
SpeckledJim said:
Timbuktu said:
berlintaxi said:
Jabosoc said:
Declaring yourself "upper class".
Much like posting a picture of yourself eating Burger King and writing 'Fine dining in style?'
Which is a piss take with a piss take on the top. The two piss takes negating each other leaving a zero piss take situation in the void.
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