Sean Connery Joke (Vol 5)
Discussion
Dolly married Ted and had 13 children. Then Ted died of cancer.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident.
Dolly again remarried, and she had 5 more children with John.
Eventually, after bearing 25 children, Dolly died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord,they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel."
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident.
Dolly again remarried, and she had 5 more children with John.
Eventually, after bearing 25 children, Dolly died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord,they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel."
Vipers said:
Prince Charles is visiting a Sony factory in Japan, and is walking down the rows of women who are busily soldering stuff to circuit boards.
He stops at one of the women workers, and says
"What do you use for flux?", she says
"Plix"..........
He stops at one of the women workers, and says
"What do you use for flux?", she says
"Plix"..........
I get it now. Yes, it took me a while.
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