Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.* They're used as an emergency treatment for acute anaphylaxis, e.g. to stings, nut-allergies, etc...
havoc said:
Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.* They're used as an emergency treatment for acute anaphylaxis, e.g. to stings, nut-allergies, etc...
GuitarTech said:
A man comes home from work one day to see his wife waiting at the bus stop with a case.
"Where are you going to love, he asks"
She replies "I found out today that you're a pedophile so I'm leaving you"
" Pedophile? That's a big word for a 9 year old "
Variant on an Emo Philips joke."Where are you going to love, he asks"
She replies "I found out today that you're a pedophile so I'm leaving you"
" Pedophile? That's a big word for a 9 year old "
An ugly chick came up to me in the pub and said,"What does reincarnation mean?"
I said,"It means when you die,you come back as something else"
She said,"When I die I'm gonna come back as a dog!"
I said,"You're not listening !"
Just had the Labour councillor round canvassing and I must say I was very impressed with his party's plans to build more schools, increase spending on the elderly, and improve relations with the community.
At least that's what I think his translator said!!....
I said,"It means when you die,you come back as something else"
She said,"When I die I'm gonna come back as a dog!"
I said,"You're not listening !"
Just had the Labour councillor round canvassing and I must say I was very impressed with his party's plans to build more schools, increase spending on the elderly, and improve relations with the community.
At least that's what I think his translator said!!....
Feirny said:
havoc said:
Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.It contains "Epinephrine"
* They're used as an emergency treatment for acute anaphylaxis, e.g. to stings, nut-allergies, etc...
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