a bit council

[moanthebairns]

Biker's Nemesis said:

johnxjsc1985 said:

your probably one of the few honest posters on here

I said all of that a few pages back!

Yeah but you smoke a gay fag so you instantly become uncouncil as your concerned about your health.

[moanthebairns]

4941cc said:

moanthebairns said:

R6VED said:

Doing up the bottom button on a waistcoat.

Ok so these council types probably only wear a suit to their latest court appearance, but really a little decorum please :-)

your patters pish.

what wker wears a waistcoat anyway.

Is that serious.

[4941cc]

moanthebairns said:

Is that serious.

our resident Mr Benn said:

"I'm pleased to announce that the white jeans of PH fame have been banished, and shall only occasionally reappear as part of an 80s themed fancy dress costume.

It's out with the cowboy, and in with the sophisticated countryside gent. I call it the "Goodwood look" after some similar attire seen sported at the revival - not to mention a lot of the members of the University clay shooting club I used to belong to."

[8Ace]

Bow tie related. A bit niche but we've covered almost everything else.

Wearing a bow tie that isn't black
Wearing a clip-on bow tie
Wearing a proper, tie-it-yourself bow tie untied around the neck so that the ends drape down onto the shoulders.

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

Yeah but you smoke a gay fag so you instantly become uncouncil as your concerned about your health.

I am sure that there is a.... What's it called again "smoking a gay fag"

Anyway I reckon old VW's espically Tourans are really council, just like old Astra's and Vectra's

[moanthebairns]

4941cc said:

moanthebairns said:

Is that serious.

our resident Mr Benn said:

"I'm pleased to announce that the white jeans of PH fame have been banished, and shall only occasionally reappear as part of an 80s themed fancy dress costume.

It's out with the cowboy, and in with the sophisticated countryside gent. I call it the "Goodwood look" after some similar attire seen sported at the revival - not to mention a lot of the members of the University clay shooting club I used to belong to."

I still don't know if that's serious or a piss take. Does that make me proper council, like, ken.

[andy-xr]

8Ace said:

Bow tie related. A bit niche but we've covered almost everything else.

Wearing a bow tie that isn't black
Wearing a clip-on bow tie
Wearing a proper, tie-it-yourself bow tie untied around the neck so that the ends drape down onto the shoulders.

What? For the majority of (council) folk a bow tie is something you see on the mannequin at Greenwoods when you're looking at hiring a wedding suit, it's not something you'd collect, buy or know how to tie.

[WinstonWolf]

Biker's Nemesis said:

WinstonWolf said:

Aldi soup and some part baked rolls

Mr Wolf, may I say that you're looking a bit rough in your latest insurance advertisement.

Please do not have me shot for being so bold

You'll be holidaying in a caravan in Caister if you're not careful.

[Sheets Tabuer]

8Ace said:

Bow tie related. A bit niche but we've covered almost everything else.

Wearing a bow tie that isn't black
Wearing a clip-on bow tie
Wearing a proper, tie-it-yourself bow tie untied around the neck so that the ends drape down onto the shoulders.

Or a clip on cravat and god awful paisley smoking jacket.

[Cliftonite]

Having the Police raid your neighbour's house.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[MarshPhantom]

Television.

Huge DVD collection on display.

Ford/Vauxhall on the drive.

Dead christmas tree in the front garden.

Caravan, satellite dish optional.

Cheap 4x4 for him, StreetKa for her.

Trainers.

[moanthebairns]

sorry but a ka is immense fun. they are fking awesome, I had one for two months and loved it.

[BrabusMog]

moanthebairns said:

sorry but a ka is immense fun. they are fking awesome, I had one for two months and loved it.

I saw a GUY driving a Street KA last week and it was as far away from council as I could imagine. I would say a Street KA is effeminate/borderline poof. Definitely not council. 206CC on the other hand...

[moanthebairns]

BrabusMog said:

moanthebairns said:

sorry but a ka is immense fun. they are fking awesome, I had one for two months and loved it.

I saw a GUY driving a Street KA last week and it was as far away from council as I could imagine. I would say a Street KA is effeminate/borderline poof. Definitely not council. 206CC on the other hand...

Have to say when I went into have a test drive of the last MR-2 and the salesman told me it had just been sold but was I interested in a street ka I told him to fk off.

the hatchback version is st hot.

[Mr E]

MarshPhantom said:

Dead christmas tree in the front garden.

That reminds me, I really do need to get rid of that tree.

[duffy78]

semi-detached.

tarmac drive.

Standing in the bath for a shower

Edited by duffy78 on Tuesday 20th January 17:07

[gus607]

moanthebairns said:

sorry but a ka is immense fun. they are fking awesome, I had one for two months and loved it.

I had mine for 9 years ! Fantastic.

[Biker's Nemesis]

WinstonWolf said:

You'll be holidaying in a caravan in Caister if you're not careful.

Wearing concrete slippers no doubt.

[andy-xr]

duffy78 said:

semi-detached.

tarmac drive.

Standing in the bath for a shower

Tell us then, when you take a shower, you have a separate wet room? Your driveway, while there might be some rustic pebble or gravel on it, is it concrete underneath? You do have a 30 metre driveway of course? And I'd assume that's a detatched house in it's own land?

There's so much bks on this thread, I cant and dont see it as hamming.

[lauda]

duffy78 said:

Standing in the bath for a shower

Edited by duffy78 on Tuesday 20th January 17:07

Nah, proper council is when you have one of those hose shower attachment things that goes on the end of the bath taps. That, or just a plastic jug to rinse the shampoo out of your hair.