Match.com (Volume 5)

[NRS]

croyde said:

Noted thanks fellas. A problem shared and all that.

No problem, if you need a hand in the future...

Edited by NRS on Saturday 2nd August 20:01

[Kaj91]

NRS said:

croyde said:

Noted thanks fellas. A problem shared and all that.

No problem, if you need a hand in the future...

Edited by NRS on Saturday 2nd August 20:01

You are offering to give a member who suffers from erectile dysfunction a hand?

[Harpo]

I have a spoon you can borrow.
Actually I have a few, so keep it!

[Council Baby]

OK so, PH - what do I do:

I've screwed up my diary and have organised 2 dates for this afternoon, do I:

1) Cancel the last one arranged and work in general order of first come first served.
2) Check their pics meticulously looking for any signs of deformity, fat girl angles etc then just go for the fittest.
3) Meet them both in the same place and start the conversation with 'The reason I've gathered you here today is...'
4) Text them both, ask if they're game for a threesome and run the risk of having to find a third bird as a last minute replacement when the cancel.
5) Send them both cock pics and go with the dirtiest responder.

FML

[escargot]

6) give one to Kier and video-document the results.

[Impasse]

7) Cancel both and go to the pub instead.

[Ki3r]

escargot said:

6) give one to Kier and video-document the results.

Give me both, I'm bound to fk it up at least once (read twice).

My mood has gone from upset to pissed off with her, for how she has treated me and how blind I was not to see it.

I could have kept my 528i as I'm not doing 400 miles a week now .

May have possibly sent her one final text telling her how I really feel about her, does mean that there is no going back which is what I need. Properly not the most grown up thing to do, but made me feel better.

[POORCARDEALER]

Ki3r said:

escargot said:

6) give one to Kier and video-document the results.

Give me both, I'm bound to fk it up at least once (read twice).

My mood has gone from upset to pissed off with her, for how she has treated me and how blind I was not to see it.

I could have kept my 528i as I'm not doing 400 miles a week now .

May have possibly sent her one final text telling her how I really feel about her, does mean that there is no going back which is what I need. Properly not the most grown up thing to do, but made me feel better.

Ignore her, they fking hate that

[hajaba123]

8) both in same place, arrange to meet one 15 mins earlier.(choose randomly or via cock pic technique)
Wait for number 2 to arrive, if she looks hotter/filthier/turns up pissed then dump 1 to run out with 2. If 2 turns up and is a hipocrocapig then just carry on with 1

If they both turn out to know each other then that's the time to pull the 3some card.

oh, and you need to provide updates throughout

[Council Baby]

Nope, I went with the first one (who's the hotter and sounds less desperate), postponed the other to Tuesday.

It'll be five on the bounce come Wednesday, so much for slowing down

Last night's was good fun, no nightmares to report there I'm afraid, even bought alternate round of doubles with shot chasers all night - good girl!

[Johnny]

After finding myself rather unceremoniously, and rather unexpectedly, dumped on Tuesday evening - and realising by Friday morning that it was well and truly over and not worth trying to sort, I now find myself single.

Usually I'd be sat about moping, pining and being a little bh. However that's not happening this time. Signed up for Tinder on Weds and had a few matches when I woke up after work. Kept playing a little each day and found myself with 17 matches and talking to 9 while at work yesterday.

It's certainly a good way of keeping busy at least, and taking your mind off other things.

One was particularly fun and a lot more forward. Moved to Whatsapp quickly and suggested meeting for a drink sooner rather than later, all good. She was off out so I busied myself looking for other victims matches and got chatting to a couple more. Again, nice little ego boost and most of them are pretty fit.

Went home from work and out for a beer with my lodger to the pub over the road. Got a message from the forward one about 2130. Mentioned I was in the pub and she, jokingly, suggested she pop in.

I'm not quite sure what happened exactly from there but she ended up in a cab from Walthamstow to Uxbridge (after some 'I don't know if I should/I'm coming/I'm not coming... I got fed up and told her to just get on with it and stop fking about, seemed to do the trick and she then called to say she was in a cab) and rocked up at mine just before midnight...

I'd grabbed some vodka and other supplies for the night so game on.

She was/is quite frankly, fking mental. In a good way, but also just in a fking mental way. Turned out to be a Romanian latex fetishist dominatrix with a penchant for being a bit bitey. And scratchy. Had some very obvious control issues. As in needed and wanted to be, all the time. Soon put her straight on that and moved from wanting control to begging to be dominated... And choked and... Anyway

At one point, early on, I was genuinely a bit scared. And was thinking, you know what you cocky bd (her words btw), for once you've bitten off more than you can chew

But I got my head together. I told her before she came round I would break her, and am glad to report she left utterly destroyed this morning when I took her to the station. As did I. I'm gonna be out of action for a few days. At least.

I've had no sleep and am at work on another 12 hour shift. I've felt better. Had a top night though and am in the process of arranging round 2, while obviously aiming for some other shenanigans with others too.

I've got 2 weeks off from Thursday that I should have been spending with Kat in Czech, so will aim to fill a fair bit of spare time enjoying myself and being single for a bit

[GloverMart]

Johnny said:

After finding myself rather unceremoniously, and rather unexpectedly, dumped on Tuesday evening - and realising by Friday morning that it was well and truly over and not worth trying to sort, I now find myself single.

Usually I'd be sat about moping, pining and being a little bh. However that's not happening this time. Signed up for Tinder on Weds and had a few matches when I woke up after work. Kept playing a little each day and found myself with 17 matches and talking to 9 while at work yesterday.

It's certainly a good way of keeping busy at least, and taking your mind off other things.

One was particularly fun and a lot more forward. Moved to Whatsapp quickly and suggested meeting for a drink sooner rather than later, all good. She was off out so I busied myself looking for other victims matches and got chatting to a couple more. Again, nice little ego boost and most of them are pretty fit.

Went home from work and out for a beer with my lodger to the pub over the road. Got a message from the forward one about 2130. Mentioned I was in the pub and she, jokingly, suggested she pop in.

I'm not quite sure what happened exactly from there but she ended up in a cab from Walthamstow to Uxbridge (after some 'I don't know if I should/I'm coming/I'm not coming... I got fed up and told her to just get on with it and stop fking about, seemed to do the trick and she then called to say she was in a cab) and rocked up at mine just before midnight...

I'd grabbed some vodka and other supplies for the night so game on.

She was/is quite frankly, fking mental. In a good way, but also just in a fking mental way. Turned out to be a Romanian latex fetishist dominatrix with a penchant for being a bit bitey. And scratchy. Had some very obvious control issues. As in needed and wanted to be, all the time. Soon put her straight on that and moved from wanting control to begging to be dominated... And choked and... Anyway

At one point, early on, I was genuinely a bit scared. And was thinking, you know what you cocky bd (her words btw), for once you've bitten off more than you can chew

But I got my head together. I told her before she came round I would break her, and am glad to report she left utterly destroyed this morning when I took her to the station. As did I. I'm gonna be out of action for a few days. At least.

I've had no sleep and am at work on another 12 hour shift. I've felt better. Had a top night though and am in the process of arranging round 2, while obviously aiming for some other shenanigans with others too.

I've got 2 weeks off from Thursday that I should have been spending with Kat in Czech, so will aim to fill a fair bit of spare time enjoying myself and being single for a bit

Kier, read and understand. This is how you do it.

Johnny, I salute you.

[HenryJM]

GloverMart said:

Kier, read and understand. This is how you do it.

Johnny, I salute you.

Do you? Makes me cringe and think how pleased I am I'm not single.

[Johnny]

HenryJM said:

GloverMart said:

Kier, read and understand. This is how you do it.

Johnny, I salute you.

Do you? Makes me cringe and think how pleased I am I'm not single.

This thread has always made me feel that way. I read it and was always so grateful not to be part of it. To be stable and happy.

However If I'm honest I've been fked over. Properly. Am i upset? Of course. Truly gutted. I've spent 2 months working non stop to provide and get money to get married. Today is my 24th straight day at work.

She ended it Tuesday. I was trying to sort it out. At 0600 on Friday she emailed to say goodbye and tell me she was now sleeping with someone else.

So what am I supposed to do? Like I said, in the past I would sit at home, beg for a chance, try and fix it. I have flights booked for Thursday. I would have always just gone in the hope of making things better. But they won't get better. And I'll just be even more hurt.

So I'm breaking the trend and putting myself out there. Keeping busy. Trying to forget.

It's made me realise I'm ok. Not bad looking, in good shape and with the ability to blag a bit too. At the moment I can do with the ego boost.

Would I rather be in the relationship with the person I thought was forever? Yes. But she doesn't want me and I refuse to sit about and be miserable this time

Edited by Johnny on Sunday 3rd August 13:10

[HenryJM]

Johnny said:

This thread has always made me feel that way. I read it and was always so grateful not to be part of it. To be stable and happy.

However If I'm honest I've been fked over. Properly. Am i upset? Of course. Truly gutted. I've spent 2 months working non stop to provide and get money to get married. Today is my 24th straight day at work.

She ended it Tuesday. I was trying to sort it out. At 0600 on Friday she emailed to say goodbye and tell me she was now sleeping with someone else.

So what am I supposed to do? Like I said, in the past I would sit at home, beg for a chance, try and fix it. I have flights booked for Thursday. I would have always just gone in the hope of making things better. But they won't get better. And I'll just be even more hurt.

So I'm breaking the trend and putting myself out there. Keeping busy. Trying to forget.

It's made me realise I'm ok. Not bad looking, in good shape and with the ability to blag a bit too. At the moment I can do with the ego boost.

Would I rather be in the relationship with the person I thought was forever? Yes. But she doesn't want me and I refuse to sit about and be miserable this time

Edited by Johnny on Sunday 3rd August 13:10

Well that's a sad story, but one that perhaps has happened just in time, clearly it would be worse to be married to her if that is the situation.

There are different approaches to life, the CB way of getting through a legion of women and getting a real relationship with none of them would not be for me, but that's not a criticism, just a fact. The important people in my life are mainly women, a wife of over 25 years, a sister, some friends. I find that in the main women are much better company and much better friends than men.

So to me they are not disposable toys, but each to their own, so long as people meet others with the same attitude then all works well.

[Council Baby]

I can understand how it reads that way... HOWEVER - it's just the modern world of dating I'm afraid. You go out to have a laugh, if it clicks you see each other again, if it leads somewhere you stop dating other people.

Whenever I meet someone I like I lose interest in anyone else pretty much immediately and see how it develops, if the feeling is mutual and give it a chance of lasting.

However mostly women and men with the current access to things like tinder do very little chatting and just meet for a drink and see. It takes some adjusting too as I'd actually prefer to know that they're not mental, it's unlikely to be a bad date and that there's mutual attraction... But it's not the way it works now.

So you're left with taking the dates and sorting the good, bad and the ugly from there.

Nobody is a toy, nor do they get treated like one, the game has just moved on in recent years, and this is how it's played by both men and women alike. I'm probably more active than a lot of people right now, but I'll get bored of it soon enough if I don't meet anyone interesting and worth giving a bit more time to.

[HenryJM]

CB - Oh sure, and anyway I'm not trying to be critical, my style of doing things wouldn't suit the rest of the world anyway.

It just seems sad the attitude some men, often ones commenting on your posts, seem to have to women. Maybe its an exaggeration to say that it's as though the man wins if the woman suffers, but there certainly seem to be some who imply that.

And of course what Johnny posted implied something mutual about ' I would break her' and 'she left utterly destroyed', it just somehow doesn't seem to me like a desirable achievement to advertise.

But each to their own, if it's between consenting adults etc. etc.

[Council Baby]

I didn't take it as critical just felt that it was worth saying it as it is!

I do treat it as amusement to be fair, because the odds of meeting anyone from something like tinder who you settle down with are minimal. I like female company and until settling (perhaps) then may as well keep on playing the game

Funnily enough a few of the women I've dated in te last year have become really good mates now.

[Don1]

Jonny -

[Ki3r]

POORCARDEALER said:

Ignore her, they fking hate that

Thats the thing, everyone on here knows (myself included) I wouldn't ignore her. I've burnt all bridges, there is no coming back from this. I've said things I wasn't proud of (but did mean).

Going to give women a bit of a miss for the time being, enjoy life and get on with applying for my dream job (which she stopped me from doing last year).