has there ever been a PHers mugshot thread?

[ascayman]

ChemicalChaos said:

FOR fkS SAKE!!!

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

WHAT THE JUDDERING fk DO YOU SUGGEST I USE THEN???

A taxi.

[Flying Toilet]

He does it cause he loves it, it's like online S&M for him.

Every time you lot rip into him he gets wet at the tip and shouts for Mummy.

[jdw100]

illmonkey said:

Stair rods?

Old expression for driving rain.

Not used very much these days.

[jdw100]

ascayman said:

A taxi.

Steam engine?

[Mr Roper]

ChemicalChaos said:

FOR fkS SAKE!!!

Don't take any st, fella.

[schmunk]

jdw100 said:

illmonkey said:

Stair rods?

Old expression for driving rain.

Not used very much these days.

The modern equivalent is 'raining selfie poles'.

[Studio117]

[Fun Bus]

ascayman said:

ChemicalChaos said:

FOR fkS SAKE!!!

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

WHAT THE JUDDERING fk DO YOU SUGGEST I USE THEN???

A taxi.

[anonymous-user]

Justayellowbadge said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Now fk off back to your mum's attic you spiteful twunts

Look at me! Look at me! Look! Look at me! Yoohoo, over here, look at me!


.....



Mummy, they're all looking at me, make it stop, it's not fair.

[DrTre]

ChemicalChaos said:

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

Parklife

[sleep envy]

H

DrTre said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

Parklife

Rudely woken?

[carreauchompeur]

This is one of the most comic pages of PH ever.

[anonymous-user]

DrTre said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

Parklife

[carreauchompeur]

NeMiSiS said:

Oh, come on MrChomper...I was just following on from you and your ELEKTRAGALORE posts.

Keep it up Matt, I love you whatever you wear.

Haha, I had to research this but have found the post. You do realise I was taking the piss and channelling SniffPetrol's total prick on an Internet forum, don't you?

My tip was dry when i typed this. I suspect yours was not.

carreauchompeur said:

We have a new female here Welcome to the madhouse You'll fit in so well. Would you like to chat sometime? I love cars too.


/TPAIF

[jdw100]

DrTre said:

Parklife

Genius!

[leglessAlex]

schmunk said:

Gaz. said:

jdw100 said:

(edited to add; remember the thread where Matt wears ski goggles on his push bike when it rains..?)

You're kidding?

http://www.pistonheads.com/GASSING/topic.asp?h=27&...

While I often think that the piss taking of Matt is totally justified and very funny, that example doesn't seem like a particularly unreasonable thing to do. I would probably choose to use MX goggles instead of ski goggles because they are usually a bit cooler(temperature wise, obviously it would never be cool in the fashion sense), but it's not exactly an uncommon thing in the MTB world. Goggles are often the best way of keeping heavy rain/muddy water/mud out of your eyes as long as they have tearoffs or a good hydrophobic coating.

As for the hair, long hair suits Vince Matt, it didn't suit you and that's why you got such a ribbing for it.

[Amirhussain]

Best thread ever.

[blindswelledrat]

ChemicalChaos said:

FOR fkS SAKE!!!

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

WHAT THE JUDDERING fk DO YOU SUGGEST I USE THEN???
I don't give a st how stupid some ahole keyboard warriors think it must look because it works, means far less discomfort, and keeps me safe.

Now fk off back to your mum's attic you spiteful twunts

If I had poor eyesight and needed something to stop rain getting in my eyes whilst I cycled I think I would wear...glasses.
But you've gone a step further and wear ski goggles to stop your glasses getting wet. And presumably you have a welders mask to stop the ski goggles getting wet. And then a deep see divers helmet to stop the welders mask getting wet.

[Petrolhead95]

Daxxie said:

As a similar age to Matt i feel us yoofs should show we can look semi smart

That beard is awesome.

[LiamB]

ChemicalChaos said:

FOR fkS SAKE!!!

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

WHAT THE JUDDERING fk DO YOU SUGGEST I USE THEN???
I don't give a st how stupid some ahole keyboard warriors think it must look because it works, means far less discomfort, and keeps me safe.

Now fk off back to your mum's attic you spiteful twunts

Do you want a hug?