has there ever been a PHers mugshot thread?

[J4CKO]

DrTre said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

Parklife

[RobinBanks]

DrTre said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

Parklife

I do think that the goggles thing is reasonable, but this comment got me

[Tidybeard]

The word "helmet" seems incredibly appropriate here.

Also, the peak is actually designed to keep the rain/sun out of your eyes.

We have perhaps ten million people in the UK who happily use helmets/cycling glasses for this purpose, and one using goggles. It may be worth temporarily abandoning the desperate struggle to fly in the face of all societal norms and actually do what works.

Failing that, how about a scuba mask? And full drysuit.

[mjb1]

ChemicalChaos said:

FOR fkS SAKE!!!

Imagine you're commuting by bike. Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

WHAT THE JUDDERING fk DO YOU SUGGEST I USE THEN???
I don't give a st how stupid some ahole keyboard warriors think it must look because it works, means far less discomfort, and keeps me safe.

Now fk off back to your mum's attic you spiteful twunts

I've never worn any kind of eye 'protection' whilst cycling on road and always coped fine in any weather, so regular glasses should be fine?

Although I probably wouldn't cycle at all if it really was raining stair rods.

[GC8]

Matt, in order to actually be what youre trying to emulate, your daddy needed to either make a lot more money than he did; or have spent it on sending you to school. He didnt and as a result, you arent.

You need to get over your status frustration, accept who you are, and move forward without trying to develop your own quirky (but secretly admired) style. You cannot contrive charisma.

Face up to your hairline too.

[GC8]

On a positive note: at least you look smarter now: the 'Cheshire Cowboy' thing was ridiculous.

[DrTre]

GC8 said:

Face up to your hairline too.

Easier to move the hairline down to the face.

[Vincefox]

STOP SHOUTING.

[4941cc]

ChemicalChaos said:

Its raining stair rods. You're on a very busy road and need to keep alert, but you can't because the wind is lashing the rain into your face, stinging and half blinding you. You can't wear posh road race cycling specs because they don't fit over your glasses.

WHAT THE JUDDERING fk DO YOU SUGGEST I USE THEN???

One of these, probably:

ChemicalChaos said:

Now fk off back to your mum's attic you spiteful twunts

If you can't take the flak, stop giving the ammunition away so freely.

[TheDoggingFather]

Vincefox said:

STOP SHOUTING.

Did they wake you from your slumber?

[DuncanM]

Petrolhead95 said:

Daxxie said:

As a similar age to Matt i feel us yoofs should show we can look semi smart

That beard is awesome.

Agree, awesome beard that

[ApOrbital]

So funny

[Johnny]

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

[Fun Bus]

fk me. It's Bigfoot

[Urban Sports]

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Techno Viking.

[Monkeylegend]

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Does the spider normally reside in the beard?

[Chunkymonkey71]

jdw100 said:

Adenauer said:

As if I could make anything like that up!

I still am not convinced he isn't a massive windup - some internet based social experiment....

Has anyone actually ever met him, in person?

I'll stick my neck out here... I enjoy the Matt bashing as much as the next bloke. He really doesn't do himself any favours and he reacts really badly to it too. But... he is a real bloke and I almost met him once (we were both headed to events in a similar area). I'm actually looking forward to meeting him at some point and will make a point of doing so. Despite his quirks and attention seeking, he seems to be genuinely engaging and really into his hobbies. He's also very inoffensive and hugely enthusiastic. I don't think he's a bad guy; he's just finding his feet in life.

And it would be really dull round here without him.

However, that said; for fks sake Matt... think before you post! Be yourself and stop trying to be your dad!

[drivin_me_nuts]

Matt, just accept that long hair makes your features all melty. Some people loom better with short hair. you do. Accept it.

[DuncanM]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

jdw100 said:

Adenauer said:

As if I could make anything like that up!

I still am not convinced he isn't a massive windup - some internet based social experiment....

Has anyone actually ever met him, in person?

I'll stick my neck out here... I enjoy the Matt bashing as much as the next bloke. He really doesn't do himself any favours and he reacts really badly to it too. But... he is a real bloke and I almost met him once (we were both headed to events in a similar area). I'm actually looking forward to meeting him at some point and will make a point of doing so. Despite his quirks and attention seeking, he seems to be genuinely engaging and really into his hobbies. He's also very inoffensive and hugely enthusiastic. I don't think he's a bad guy; he's just finding his feet in life.

And it would be really dull round here without him.

However, that said; for fks sake Matt... think before you post! Be yourself and stop trying to be your dad!

I used to feel sorry for Matt, right up until he posted a complete lie about laughing at a 'hipster' when his laptop fell out of his bag because he wad riding a fixy blah blah blah.

He refused to accept that he was either a) lying or b) an awful person for laughing at other peoples misfortune.

He is masochistic in his posting on here.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Matt, just accept that long hair makes your features all melty. Some people loom better with short hair. you do. Accept it.