Odd things your neighbours do?

[Steamer]

jas xjr said:

AstonZagato said:

My neighbour is odd. He is teaching his kid to hiss at cats.

Mine is worse, he seems to have taught his daughter to hiss at my car

My mate's daughter hisses at me!

[AstonZagato]

jas xjr said:

AstonZagato said:

My neighbour is odd. He is teaching his kid to hiss at cats.

Mine is worse, he seems to have taught his daughter to hiss at my car

Perhaps she's dyslexic.

[jas xjr]

AstonZagato said:

jas xjr said:

AstonZagato said:

My neighbour is odd. He is teaching his kid to hiss at cats.

Mine is worse, he seems to have taught his daughter to hiss at my car

Perhaps she's dyslexic.

Woosh parrot for AstonZagato

[John D.]

Sharted said:

Ki3r said:

To be fair they all seem to use the heathland at the back of the house.

Strangely you can't really train cats to st in the same place.

Really?

What about those weirdos who keep a cat indoors and make them st in a tray full of little stones then?

Exactly. My brother and his partner have a house cat (I think it will be allowed out one day. I hope so at least!). Didn't notice turds across his lounge carpet.

Typical 'I'm alright Jack' cat owner Ki3r

[Blown2CV]

i think it does matter to me what a neighbour's garden looks like. People with overgrown gardens are either deliberately trying to be s because they hate their neighbours, even though they are most likely the sort of people who have never spoken to any of them (and probably just hate all people) or they are just messy, rough scummers.

i don't live in a posh street, but equally i don't live on a council estate, so i don't want the place looking like a sthole. I wouldn't stretch to actually "having a word", and definitely not to actually doing their garden for them, but i would judge the st out of them for being a st inferior person, just the same as i would judge a person for dressing in dirty clothes, smelling of body odour, having a messy car, dropping litter etc etc.

I couldn't be arsed to garden, I just pay a guy to do it. Not difficult.

[citizensm1th]

Blown2CV said:

i think it does matter to me what a neighbour's garden looks like. People with overgrown gardens are either deliberately trying to be s because they hate their neighbours, even though they are most likely the sort of people who have never spoken to any of them (and probably just hate all people) or they are just messy, rough scummers.

i don't live in a posh street, but equally i don't live on a council estate, so i don't want the place looking like a sthole. I wouldn't stretch to actually "having a word", and definitely not to actually doing their garden for them, but i would judge the st out of them for being a st inferior person, just the same as i would judge a person for dressing in dirty clothes, smelling of body odour, having a messy car, dropping litter etc etc.

I couldn't be arsed to garden, I just pay a guy to do it. Not difficult.

Are you related to Bert Lahr by any chance?

[Blown2CV]

citizensm1th said:

Blown2CV said:

i think it does matter to me what a neighbour's garden looks like. People with overgrown gardens are either deliberately trying to be s because they hate their neighbours, even though they are most likely the sort of people who have never spoken to any of them (and probably just hate all people) or they are just messy, rough scummers.

i don't live in a posh street, but equally i don't live on a council estate, so i don't want the place looking like a sthole. I wouldn't stretch to actually "having a word", and definitely not to actually doing their garden for them, but i would judge the st out of them for being a st inferior person, just the same as i would judge a person for dressing in dirty clothes, smelling of body odour, having a messy car, dropping litter etc etc.

I couldn't be arsed to garden, I just pay a guy to do it. Not difficult.

Are you related to Bert Lahr by any chance?

not sure what you mean but that, but i'm going to assume it's a bad thing. Why not wanting to live around dirty, lazy people somehow makes me weird (as I am sure you mean) I dunno. I think it's really commonplace to think like I do, but for some reason people outwardly side the with the guy who has 3ft grass and 3 rusting fking washing machines in his garden because "yea you tell em! fk the system!". I bet nearly all of those people if they had a neighbour like that would not be keen one bit. Silly internet bks again.

[citizensm1th]

Blown2CV said:

citizensm1th said:

Blown2CV said:

i think it does matter to me what a neighbour's garden looks like. People with overgrown gardens are either deliberately trying to be s because they hate their neighbours, even though they are most likely the sort of people who have never spoken to any of them (and probably just hate all people) or they are just messy, rough scummers.

i don't live in a posh street, but equally i don't live on a council estate, so i don't want the place looking like a sthole. I wouldn't stretch to actually "having a word", and definitely not to actually doing their garden for them, but i would judge the st out of them for being a st inferior person, just the same as i would judge a person for dressing in dirty clothes, smelling of body odour, having a messy car, dropping litter etc etc.

I couldn't be arsed to garden, I just pay a guy to do it. Not difficult.

Are you related to Bert Lahr by any chance?

not sure what you mean but that, but i'm going to assume it's a bad thing. Why not wanting to live around dirty, lazy people somehow makes me weird (as I am sure you mean) I dunno. I think it's really commonplace to think like I do, but for some reason people outwardly side the with the guy who has 3ft grass and 3 rusting fking washing machines in his garden because "yea you tell em! fk the system!". I bet nearly all of those people if they had a neighbour like that would not be keen one bit. Silly internet bks again.

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

[Mr GrimNasty]

citizensm1th said:

Blown2CV said:

citizensm1th said:

Blown2CV said:

i think it does matter to me what a neighbour's garden looks like. People with overgrown gardens are either deliberately trying to be s because they hate their neighbours, even though they are most likely the sort of people who have never spoken to any of them (and probably just hate all people) or they are just messy, rough scummers.

i don't live in a posh street, but equally i don't live on a council estate, so i don't want the place looking like a sthole. I wouldn't stretch to actually "having a word", and definitely not to actually doing their garden for them, but i would judge the st out of them for being a st inferior person, just the same as i would judge a person for dressing in dirty clothes, smelling of body odour, having a messy car, dropping litter etc etc.

I couldn't be arsed to garden, I just pay a guy to do it. Not difficult.

Are you related to Bert Lahr by any chance?

not sure what you mean but that, but i'm going to assume it's a bad thing. Why not wanting to live around dirty, lazy people somehow makes me weird (as I am sure you mean) I dunno. I think it's really commonplace to think like I do, but for some reason people outwardly side the with the guy who has 3ft grass and 3 rusting fking washing machines in his garden because "yea you tell em! fk the system!". I bet nearly all of those people if they had a neighbour like that would not be keen one bit. Silly internet bks again.

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

Perhaps some people prefer not to exclude wildlife from their gardens with excessive manicuring, or perhaps they are old or ill or dealing with a crisis and would be grateful for some help.

[Some Gump]

So,you don't have long grass because you like long grass - you only have it long to piss other people off out of spite?

Seems perfectly rational.

[citizensm1th]

Some Gump said:

So,you don't have long grass because you like long grass - you only have it long to piss other people off out of spite?

Seems perfectly rational.

bit of both really I like the wildlife it encourages and the annoyance factor is an added bonus

sometimes its fun to knock the low hanging fruit with a stick

[Blown2CV]

Some Gump said:

So,you don't have long grass because you like long grass - you only have it long to piss other people off out of spite?

Seems perfectly rational.

And thus proving exactly the point I was making. I suspect he's had a lot of problems with so called 'curtain twitchers' over his adult life. Wonder why that is. To be honest I would be worried about knocking the door of the aggressive antisocial tt lout with the overgrown garden, even just to drop in a parcel, and this just proves why.

Also I'd be surprised if even 1% of overgrown sthole gardens are deliberately left so to promote wildlife. To even suggest that as a reason is ridiculous. It's obviously nearly always just laziness and not giving a fk. Or rather giving a fk only about annoying others, like a psychopath.

[citizensm1th]

you don't need to worry about the psychopaths its the high functioning sociopaths you have to worry about

[Ki3r]

Sharted said:

Really?

What about those weirdos who keep a cat indoors and make them st in a tray full of little stones then?

Meh, all ours have been resuce cats, so haven't had to bother house training them :P.

[AstonZagato]

jas xjr said:

AstonZagato said:

jas xjr said:

AstonZagato said:

My neighbour is odd. He is teaching his kid to hiss at cats.

Mine is worse, he seems to have taught his daughter to hiss at my car

Perhaps she's dyslexic.

Woosh parrot for AstonZagato

And one right back at you and your Coventry mog.

[anonymous-user]

citizensm1th said:

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

I think you're spending too much time worrying about what other people think.

[citizensm1th]

St John Smythe said:

citizensm1th said:

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

I think you're spending too much time worrying about what other people think.

god no im swinging at low hanging fruit im batting 100 in this thread highly amusing

[BrabusMog]

citizensm1th said:

St John Smythe said:

citizensm1th said:

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

I think you're spending too much time worrying about what other people think.

god no im swinging at low hanging fruit im batting 100 in this thread highly amusing

I can't work out if you're being serious or on a massive wind up, if you're being serious I massively pity you.

[Blown2CV]

citizensm1th said:

St John Smythe said:

citizensm1th said:

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

I think you're spending too much time worrying about what other people think.

god no im swinging at low hanging fruit im batting 100 in this thread highly amusing

nothing you are saying makes any sense. Not sure why you think that's "batting 100" but as you say you're clearly a sociopath so you probably find it impossible to judge others' opinions and feelings. Is the irony completely lost on you of you feeling you hate those who impose their will onto others, and show it by imposing your will incredibly aggressively onto others?

[citizensm1th]

BrabusMog said:

citizensm1th said:

St John Smythe said:

citizensm1th said:

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

I think you're spending too much time worrying about what other people think.

god no im swinging at low hanging fruit im batting 100 in this thread highly amusing

I can't work out if you're being serious or on a massive wind up, if you're being serious I massively pity you.

;-) if there was a prize