Geek Jokes

[louiebaby]

Einion Yrth said:

It could be better!

Excellent work! When I rule the world, he's in charge of numbers!

[MissChief]

[hyphen]

How many Megabytes does this laptop have??

[e-honda]

Ok I want a kitten
I don't care that they grow up to be assholes who wake you up at 3am

[kowalski655]

e-honda said:

Ok I want a kitten
I don't care that they grow up to be assholes who wake you up at 3am

They grow up to be human children?

[Voldemort]

As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.

[ajprice]

Voldemort said:

As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.

[deckster]

ajprice said:

Voldemort said:

As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.

Not geeky enough.

We should do it in binary, which has the same effect but is much, much more geeky.

[jeremyc]

deckster said:

Not geeky enough.

We should do it in binary, which has the same effect but is much, much more geeky.

Have no fear; I already have a cunning plan ...

[Halmyre]

deckster said:

ajprice said:

Voldemort said:

As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.

Not geeky enough.

We should do it in binary, which has the same effect but is much, much more geeky.

Hexadecimal. Might take up to volume ten before anyone notices though, which at the average rate of accretion will take 110 years.

[e-honda]

Surely this is volume 0

[havoc]

deckster said:

ajprice said:

Voldemort said:

As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.

Not geeky enough.

We should do it in binary, which has the same effect but is much, much more geeky.

Either.

...unless you can find the text code for those countdown numbers at the end of Predator...

[Einion Yrth]

e-honda said:

Surely this is volume 0

Unless you are a;

ALGOL 98
APL
AWK
CFML
COBOL
Fortran
FoxPro
Julia
Lingo
Lua
Mathematica
Matlab
PL/I
RPG
R
Ring
Sass
Smalltalk
Wolfram Language
XPath/ XQuery

programmer.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[MartG]

[AstonZagato]

Voldemort said:

As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.

The quiz show 'Only Connect' changed from employing Greek letters to denote the questions as a viewer complained that it was too pretentious. They moved to using Egyptian hieroglyphs instead.

[e-honda]

Einion Yrth said:

Unless you are a;

ALGOL 98
APL
AWK
CFML
COBOL
Fortran
FoxPro
Julia
Lingo
Lua
Mathematica
Matlab
PL/I
RPG
R
Ring
Sass
Smalltalk
Wolfram Language
XPath/ XQuery

programmer.

I think if you replace R with visual basic you've you the exhaustive list of everything to avoid.

[captain_cynic]

The threads should obviously follow the Microsoft convention.

1, 2, 3, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11.

Obsv, we should skip Vista like everyone else did.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

captain_cynic said:

The threads should obviously follow the Microsoft convention.

1, 2, 3, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11.

Obsv, we should skip Vista like everyone else did.

You've also missed out 8.1 and all the iterations of NT. And also 2K

Also if you are skipping Vista then you ought to also miss out ME