Sean Connery Joke (Vol 5)
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Facebook fun:
1. Find a group photo of some girls you know.
2. Make sure there is one blatantly obvious fat girl in the group.
3. Comment on the photo simply asking; "who is the fat one?"
4. What should happen next is you will get a lot of abuse from the friends of the fat girl suggesting that you're a horrible person etc.
5. In all this abuse someone will say something along the lines of: "Leave Jasmine alone!" or "Katie is not fat!"
6. You respond by announcing that you were not the one who pointed out the fat girl, but it was all of her friends who identified her, you did not mention any names.
1. Find a group photo of some girls you know.
2. Make sure there is one blatantly obvious fat girl in the group.
3. Comment on the photo simply asking; "who is the fat one?"
4. What should happen next is you will get a lot of abuse from the friends of the fat girl suggesting that you're a horrible person etc.
5. In all this abuse someone will say something along the lines of: "Leave Jasmine alone!" or "Katie is not fat!"
6. You respond by announcing that you were not the one who pointed out the fat girl, but it was all of her friends who identified her, you did not mention any names.
Thom987 said:
Facebook fun:
1. Find a group photo of some girls you know.
2. Make sure there is one blatantly obvious fat girl in the group.
3. Comment on the photo simply asking; "who is the fat one?"
4. What should happen next is you will get a lot of abuse from the friends of the fat girl suggesting that you're a horrible person etc.
5. In all this abuse someone will say something along the lines of: "Leave Jasmine alone!" or "Katie is not fat!"
6. You respond by announcing that you were not the one who pointed out the fat girl, but it was all of her friends who identified her, you did not mention any names.
Erm, whilst you might end up holding the logical high ground (i.e. might be fun to recall the event to Magic: The Gathering mates whilst trading wizard themed anecdotes), you will also be noted as being an utter bellend by girls who you may have previously had a chance of nobbing.1. Find a group photo of some girls you know.
2. Make sure there is one blatantly obvious fat girl in the group.
3. Comment on the photo simply asking; "who is the fat one?"
4. What should happen next is you will get a lot of abuse from the friends of the fat girl suggesting that you're a horrible person etc.
5. In all this abuse someone will say something along the lines of: "Leave Jasmine alone!" or "Katie is not fat!"
6. You respond by announcing that you were not the one who pointed out the fat girl, but it was all of her friends who identified her, you did not mention any names.
Edited by Shay HTFC on Wednesday 16th November 22:02
Shay HTFC said:
Thom987 said:
Facebook fun:
1. Find a group photo of some girls you know.
2. Make sure there is one blatantly obvious fat girl in the group.
3. Comment on the photo simply asking; "who is the fat one?"
4. What should happen next is you will get a lot of abuse from the friends of the fat girl suggesting that you're a horrible person etc.
5. In all this abuse someone will say something along the lines of: "Leave Jasmine alone!" or "Katie is not fat!"
6. You respond by announcing that you were not the one who pointed out the fat girl, but it was all of her friends who identified her, you did not mention any names.
Erm, whilst you might end up holding the logical high ground (i.e. might be fun to recall the event to Magic: The Gathering mates whilst trading wizard themed anecdotes), you will also be noted as being an utter bellend by girls who you may have previously had a chance of nobbing.1. Find a group photo of some girls you know.
2. Make sure there is one blatantly obvious fat girl in the group.
3. Comment on the photo simply asking; "who is the fat one?"
4. What should happen next is you will get a lot of abuse from the friends of the fat girl suggesting that you're a horrible person etc.
5. In all this abuse someone will say something along the lines of: "Leave Jasmine alone!" or "Katie is not fat!"
6. You respond by announcing that you were not the one who pointed out the fat girl, but it was all of her friends who identified her, you did not mention any names.
Edited by Shay HTFC on Wednesday 16th November 22:02
A little old Chinese lady who went to the bank in Vancouver to change Yuan into Canadian Loonies - she said to the bank teller "Why do I get less dollar for my money than last week?" "Fluctuations" replied the teller. "Yeah, fluck you Canadians too!" replied the little old lady
I was standing in a bar in Vancouver minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me, becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I said to him, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little s
t."
I was standing in a bar in Vancouver minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me, becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I said to him, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little s
t."
Vipers said:
A little old Chinese lady who went to the bank in Vancouver to change Yuan into Canadian Loonies - she said to the bank teller "Why do I get less dollar for my money than last week?" "Fluctuations" replied the teller. "Yeah, fluck you Canadians too!" replied the little old lady
I was standing in a bar in Vancouver minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me, becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I said to him, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little st."
I was standing in a bar in Vancouver minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me, becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I said to him, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little s
t."
Liked that one.
There's a new form of martial art being developed on the streets of Thailand in which fighters are armed solely with a tea bag. It's called Thai-Fu.
Anyone want 100 used batteries? No charge.
Do you think Sepp Blatter doesn't want new technology in football so it makes it harder to tell when he crosses the line?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably not heard of it.
How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, they hold it and the world fking revolves around them.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, which is true. At the same time, a thousand pictures only got me one word. Guilty.
Anyone want 100 used batteries? No charge.
Do you think Sepp Blatter doesn't want new technology in football so it makes it harder to tell when he crosses the line?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably not heard of it.
How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, they hold it and the world f
king revolves around them.They say a picture is worth a thousand words, which is true. At the same time, a thousand pictures only got me one word. Guilty.
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