Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)

[thismonkeyhere]

Took my new girlfriend home after our date. She told me I would have to wait six months before we could have sex.

I told her I respected her decision, was happy to wait, and that I would give her a call nearer the time.

[Laurel Green]

I'm about to take part in the Great Bradford Run. It's not an official race, I just stand in the city centre & shout "Allah is a Tosser" & then off we go...

[LordHaveMurci]

You can tell it's Easter...

and 501 pages?

[dazzztay]

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey Donkey!

In before the lock - BOOM!

[K12beano]

dazzztay said:

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey Donkey!BOOM!

A Donkey, with three legs, just eaten a stick of dynamite.....

[V8mate]

K12beano said:

dazzztay said:

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey Donkey!BOOM!

A Donkey, with three legs, just eaten a stick of dynamite.....

Surely, it would just be a 'wonkey'?

[thismonkeyhere]

V8mate said:

K12beano said:

dazzztay said:

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey Donkey!BOOM!

A Donkey, with three legs, just eaten a stick of dynamite.....

Surely, it would just be a 'wonkey'?

Was 'Wonkey' when I was in primary school.

[sparkythecat]

V8mate said:

K12beano said:

dazzztay said:

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey Donkey!BOOM!

A Donkey, with three legs, just eaten a stick of dynamite.....

Surely, it would just be a 'wonkey'?

And if it only had one eye - it would be a Winky Wonkey

[Jonboy_t]

thismonkeyhere said:

V8mate said:

K12beano said:

dazzztay said:

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Wonkey Donkey!BOOM!

A Donkey, with three legs, just eaten a stick of dynamite.....

Surely, it would just be a 'wonkey'?

Was 'Wonkey' when I was in primary school.

Yup!

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and 1 eye? A winky wonky.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, 1 eye and bad B.O? A winky, wonky, stonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, 1 eye, bad B.O and who is playing old blues songs on a piano? A winky, wonky, stonky, honky tonky, plinky plonky donkey.

[LordHaveMurci]

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[andy ted]

I was going to do a crucifiction joke, but I think it might be a bit too soon

[Synchromesh]

Did you hear about the Tesla driver who ran out of battery in the middle lane of the M1?

He was later released without charge.

[lordstig]

I went to a Roger Moore- James Bond party last night, and for a laugh I went as Sean Connery.

It certainly raised a few eyebrows.

[glenrobbo]

andy ted said:

I was going to do a crucifiction joke, but I think it might be a bit too soon

No, they reckon it really happened.

[Vieste]

What's big and baggy, hardly worn and will be seen hanging on the rails in charity shops for many years to come?

Richard griffiths old suits.

[Kiltie]

Jonboy_t said:

winky, wonky, stonky, honky tonky, plinky plonky donkey.

[Petemate]

LordHaveMurci said:

[pimpin gimp]

Jonboy_t said:

Yup!

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and 1 eye? A winky wonky.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, 1 eye and bad B.O? A winky, wonky, stonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, 1 eye, bad B.O and who is playing old blues songs on a piano? A winky, wonky, stonky, honky tonky, plinky plonky donkey.

Shouldn't it be stinky not stonky?

[Gargamel]

pimpin gimp said:

Shouldn't it be stinky not stonky?

How to re assure a pedant....

There, their, they're