Sean Connery Joke (Vol 5)

[Grey Ghost]

pincher said:

My mate just bought a car with a big hole in the floor for £50 on eBay. He said he wanted something cheap to run around in.

FFS that is dreadful

[im]

"Why are you spending so much time on that Facebook thingy?" my wife asked "I thought you only got it to check up on the kids"

"I did" I replied "Do you know how many are on here?"

[anonymous-user]

im said:

"Why are you spending so much time on that Facebook thingy?" my wife asked "I thought you only got it to check up on the kids"

"I did" I replied "Do you know how many are on here?"

[WestYorkie]

They have set a tough task for tonight's bush tucker trial.
A Kangaroo has to eat one of Fatima Whitbred's testicles!

[Leptons]

Jonboy_t said:

How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, they hold it and the world fking revolves around them.

[Laurel Green]

WestYorkie said:

They have set a tough task for tonight's bush tucker trial.
A Kangaroo has to eat one of Fatima Whitbred's testicles!

[JonRB]

Jonboy_t said:

How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, they hold it and the world fking revolves around them.

I thought they just got someone technical to actually change it and then took all the credit for it?

[K12beano]

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

[JonRB]

K12beano said:

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

[Stupidlikeafox]

Tonight I saved a woman from the shame of prostitution.

I didn't pay her.

[K12beano]

It is odd that after all these years, Pudsey's eye is still fked

[OlberJ]

It changes every year.

I keep tally.

Every time he comes to the door asking for money i make sure to aim for the other one this year.

[BuzzLightyear]

My mate just had a penis extension...


... it's made his house look really weird.

[LordHaveMurci]

Took this woman out for a meal last night and she ordered the most expensive items on the menu. I said 'does your Mother feed you like this'.

She replied 'no, but my Mother's not expecting a blow job later'.

Good point I said, enjoy your meal.

[OlberJ]

BuzzLightyear said:

My mate just had a penis extension...


... it's made his house look really weird.

That guy was excellent the other night, u didn't happen to catch his name?

[BuzzLightyear]

No, I didn't but really laughed at his stuff and was trying to remember some others. Then only other ones which I do remember were the premature ejaculation ones. Very good!

[JonRB]

BuzzLightyear said:

No, I didn't but really laughed at his stuff and was trying to remember some others. Then only other ones which I do remember were the premature ejaculation ones. Very good!

Oh, keep trying to remember. I'm sure it'll come to you in no time at all.

[OlberJ]

Gary Delaney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=621yDN0p5ag

[BuzzLightyear]

Ohhh! That was unexpected...






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[North West Tom]

BuzzLightyear said:

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