Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)
Discussion
Gargamel said:
I really need the house cleaned this week. So I left some post it notes with some different words lying around for my girlfriend to find.
One in the bedroom, then the lounge and then on the kitchen worktop
"will" "you" "me"
She cleaned the whole house looking for the fourth one.
Definitely gotta try this One in the bedroom, then the lounge and then on the kitchen worktop
"will" "you" "me"
She cleaned the whole house looking for the fourth one.
kin Milky Bars are on me"
Topical Joke
It was Eater Sunday and Jesus had just done his resurrection bit. As he exitsd the cave, he is expecting the disciples to greet him..Nobody. So he hangs around for an hour and then realises they are not going to turn up. so off he goes in search of them. Asking around, he finds out they were last seen in a tavern,and he goes there only to find they have left and gone on to another tavern. This happens several times and he is beginning to despair of ever finding them, when the next tavern finds them all drinking like there as no tomorrow.
As he approaches them Peter sees him and says
'Jesus, come and have a drink, Judas has come into some money'
It was Eater Sunday and Jesus had just done his resurrection bit. As he exitsd the cave, he is expecting the disciples to greet him..Nobody. So he hangs around for an hour and then realises they are not going to turn up. so off he goes in search of them. Asking around, he finds out they were last seen in a tavern,and he goes there only to find they have left and gone on to another tavern. This happens several times and he is beginning to despair of ever finding them, when the next tavern finds them all drinking like there as no tomorrow.
As he approaches them Peter sees him and says
'Jesus, come and have a drink, Judas has come into some money'
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at the them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says,"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds a permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at the them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says,"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds a permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
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