The PH thread of things you don't say to your missus.
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Papa Hotel said:
Well, the missus made a joke earlier, she had a little laugh about how my penis could be bigger.
I rejected her joke, I said "it isn't small, you just have a fanny like a bucket."
Looking back, it wasn't the best quip I could have made. She's nice and quiet now though.
I rejected her joke, I said "it isn't small, you just have a fanny like a bucket."
Looking back, it wasn't the best quip I could have made. She's nice and quiet now though.
Brilliant. Well done sir
Papa Hotel said:
Famous Graham said:
You've been reading Cyanide and Happiness, haven't you 
Not recently, but that's the next hour sorted while these pricks drive around behind the safety car. There was one where a girl accused the bloke of having a small cock. So he retorted that she just had a massive fanny. She cried. Then mopped her tears up with a tissue pack somehow retrieved from under her dress.It would have been funnier if I could find the actual cartoon, mind.
snowy slopes said:
Your sister has a nicer arse. This was a bad move, and ended that particular relationship
Sweet jesus dude where have you been?, ain't seen you post in a few weeks!.One bad thing I said to the OH was "Hey hun guess what my ex has just been voted miss Wales, how cool is that!", apparently woman don't want to know this sort of news
Famous Graham said:
Papa Hotel said:
Famous Graham said:
You've been reading Cyanide and Happiness, haven't you
Not recently, but that's the next hour sorted while these pricks drive around behind the safety car. There was one where a girl accused the bloke of having a small cock. So he retorted that she just had a massive fanny. She cried. Then mopped her tears up with a tissue pack somehow retrieved from under her dress.It would have been funnier if I could find the actual cartoon, mind.
Jonboy_t said:
I wish you were more like your sister.
Never, EVER. Even if you don't mean it.
fNever, EVER. Even if you don't mean it.
k - I said this - her sister is far more organised, house proud, calm - went totally Pete Tong - learnt the hard way. (In fact I said I should have MARRIED your sister - yes I am an idiot.....)
I wish, although there is a guy in my department that went out with Imogen in comprehensive school (lucky git!).At some point in time, or it may already have happened to you, your other half will initiate a light-hearted game called "if I died and you had to marry someone we both know, who would it be and why?"
It seems like a bit of light banter over a bottle of wine, ha, ha, ha.
Don't give an answer. Seriously. Change the subject, tip the red wine bottle over the new carpet, hit the nearest fire bell, distract her by causing yourself an horrific injury with the nearest sharp object, fein death.
Just do not answer that question. Ever.
It seems like a bit of light banter over a bottle of wine, ha, ha, ha.
Don't give an answer. Seriously. Change the subject, tip the red wine bottle over the new carpet, hit the nearest fire bell, distract her by causing yourself an horrific injury with the nearest sharp object, fein death.
Just do not answer that question. Ever.
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