Ideas to dump the gf

[AintItFun]

Ok ive had enough .. suggestions please ..

I quit like vanishing but it feels a bit tame ..

[buzzeh123]

You sound about 12, how about just not being a about it?

[Luke.]

Sounds like she's well off without you.

[jamie128]

Text Her
Tell her your gay
Shoot her
Commit a crime so she dumps you

[Kiltie]

Sneak up on her in the playground and pull her hair 'til she cries.

[Mr Roper]

Link her this page.

[jamie128]

Text Her
Tell her your gay
Shoot her
Commit a crime so she dumps you

[MitchT]

Here you go.

[Hoofy]

Roses are red, violets are red,
Bushes are red, trees are red,
I've set fire to your garden so leave me alone or I'll burn your house down, too.

[Hoofy]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
It's not me, it's you.

[Hoofy]

Roses are red, I've met someone else.

[LukeR94]

Roses are red, My bell-end is blue,
This isnt healthy, So you should get checked out too.

[Justayellowbadge]

'I'm sorry, but there is only room for one tt in this relationship.'

[Turbodiesel1690]

Send her the following text 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you'

[TheChampers]

Don't be a dk.

Be straight about it; be a gentleman.

Imagine the roles reversed.

[jonstable]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


Having been in your situation, just man up and tell her. Chances are, if you're not happy, she's not happy. Vanishing and ignoring phonecalls etc will never end well.

[Adenauer]

You could say, 'I've made myself look a right pillock on Pistonheads and feel you could do a lot better'?

[P-Jay]

fk me, I don't know you could tell her it's over to her face, tell her your reasons - none of this it's not you bullst, be honest, be courteous, but be firm.

All this telling her by text bks, it's gutless - she's not going to feel any better about it because you're not there in person, probably one of the most selfish acts you can commit - I'm happy to ruin your day, I'd just rather not have to face 15 mins of unpleasantness because of it - be a man.

[Ikemi]

TheChampers said:

Don't be a dk.

Be straight about it; be a gentleman.

Imagine the roles reversed.

This. Talk to her face-to-face. It's the only way, imho. How long have you been together?

[Hoofy]

TBH I'd keep dating her until she dumps you.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...