How many days off work with illness??

[The Lukas]

Last time I was off work due to sickness was 18 months ago. Heavy flu then a chest infection. 5 days

[Luftwafffe]

Here you go, just to prove i'm not kidding.

Sorry about the quality, we only have a kodak brownie.

[EvoDelta]

Luftwafffe said:

Here you go, just to prove i'm not kidding.

Sorry about the quality, we only have a kodak brownie.

Nice one Kev

[cal72]

Should look more loser i think.

[Ruskie]

working class said:

Mr Roper said:

I had an ingrowing hair on the base of my spine, (basically my ass) had surgery to remove said hair. Doctors said 3 weeks off work (yeah right) after 4 days off work I went to work and fashioned a subtable seat to rest my backside. Not to mention having to go back to the hospital every night to have the gauze ripped out my ass AND I drove to work every day. Yes i AM a hero.

I hope your thumb gets better

Ive been told that if thats left untreated it can kill you, is that true?

I watched that type of operation on my placements. Never forget the smell of burning flesh!!

[scannellski]

Biker's Nemesis said:

scannellski said:

Emsman said:

scannellski said:

Emsman said:

scannellski said:

Luftwaffe said:

Emsman, I once ate a really hot bratwurst at a reich barbecue, and then smoked a cigar vizz ze general straight afterwards. Ze burning sensation combined wizz ze taste of smoke was simply unfazommable, jah?
I sink vee are kindred spirits you and Ich, alzough obviously my pain was far greater.

don't take the piss, I might go off in a huff

(and come back tomorrow to carry on being a tt)

Yeah soz, I did wonder if that one was a bit close to the bone.... but then posted it anyway

Didn't mean to offend (Emsman)

If you offended me it would be first time in nearly 36 years!!!

For those that dont know, i made a bit of an error on one of my few posts here in this thread. I tried to make a funny about Emsman, whilst pretending to use the voice of Luftwaffe.

In my defence I would say I mean, I'm new and it's bloody strange. Having read the terms and conditions carefully, I later added that, ok, I need to learn my way a little more.

The end result was not pleasant, alothough i guess sometimes quite humerous- albeit from a certain angle.

So, how does one make ammends?

A public apology must made in the relevant forum, so here goes again- To the one affected, I apologise, profoundly.

I hope to call in from time to time, and will add an occasional comment when i feel the need.

I joined up here for a good laugh- I didn't realize it was full of Trekkies and perverts! Big error of judgement.

Points taken on board.

Guess I will just have to learn to avoid certain threads

Interesting that it's easy for everyone here to sit and take the pee at the new boy, yet the thread in question has been closed by the very people that run the site.

I've made my apologies, matter how closed???

Furthermore, I have made an apology, and really don't wish to cause offence.
and lets hope this gets some replies, else someon just opened themself up for some ridicule.

Are you related to the OP you wet cabbage.

Well done. Caught the irony there then. It's a mash up of all the OP's posts.

If that genuinely is Luffy that posted the custard test pic, then fair game. You've been quiet for a couple of days and obviously bought / found / grown / stolen a personality! Congratulations.

[scannellski]

Except it's not is it. just spotted the 3 f's. Good one.