The perfect girl
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The Sun website, this is what majority of British Guys think the ideal girl is.
Survey finds Brit fellas prefer girlfriends to be nurses with brown hair, blue eyes, 5ft 5ins, 34C, Irish accent and no tattoos, who like footie and rock, eat meat, drink wine and drive Minis.
Sounds pretty spot on to me.
Survey finds Brit fellas prefer girlfriends to be nurses with brown hair, blue eyes, 5ft 5ins, 34C, Irish accent and no tattoos, who like footie and rock, eat meat, drink wine and drive Minis.
Sounds pretty spot on to me.
From The Green Wing (Ch 4)
[Guy and Mac’s top five qualities in a woman, to Caroline.]
Guy: Five qualities, that’s easy. Number one, bendy.
Mac: Unpredictable.
Guy: Number two, shaved.
Mac: Must appreciate the genius of the Kinks.
Guy: Number three, slightly anorexic.
Mac: Thoughtful eyes.
Guy: Four, about sort of 5% lesbian.
Mac: Should be in touch with her masculine side.
Guy: And finally, mustn’t be too smelly in the cellar.
Mac: Compassionate.
Guy: [Disgusted] Ugh…So what you’ve come up with is an unpredictable, yet compassionate, slightly masculine, Kinks fan... with eyes?
Mac: I know. It’s an impossible dream.
[Guy and Mac’s top five qualities in a woman, to Caroline.]
Guy: Five qualities, that’s easy. Number one, bendy.
Mac: Unpredictable.
Guy: Number two, shaved.
Mac: Must appreciate the genius of the Kinks.
Guy: Number three, slightly anorexic.
Mac: Thoughtful eyes.
Guy: Four, about sort of 5% lesbian.
Mac: Should be in touch with her masculine side.
Guy: And finally, mustn’t be too smelly in the cellar.
Mac: Compassionate.
Guy: [Disgusted] Ugh…So what you’ve come up with is an unpredictable, yet compassionate, slightly masculine, Kinks fan... with eyes?
Mac: I know. It’s an impossible dream.
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