Celebrity Urban Legends

[Muncher]

Over the weekend a mate who works in media circles was telling us about a few celebrity stories that are widely known but have never been published due to libel reasons amonst others.

Without giving away the person in question, what stories/random facts do you believe are common knowledge but have been kept out of the media?

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

- Pint sized A lister who is gay yet married with a kid which isn't his.

- Ex James Bond actor who is apparently hung like a donkey...

[ganglandboss]

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

[thebluebus]

A certain Antipodean entertainer whose child-porn collection went unreported when it was discovered because he "knows every gangster in London".

[GTIR]

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

I also read that and it was supposed to pints worth. That means he must has "helped" men continuously for three days to get that amount!

It was rubbish in the 90's and rubbish now.

[GTIR]

thebluebus said:

A certain Antipodean entertainer whose child-porn collection went unreported when it was discovered because he "knows every gangster in London".

Yer, I always liked her sister better anyway.

Sicko.

[bigandclever]

A certain celebrity chef, yes?, who kept his microphone on and was sound recorded, yes?, getting noshed off by a male production assistant. Done.

[A8VIP]

GTIR said:

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

I also read that and it was supposed to pints worth. That means he must has "helped" men continuously for three days to get that amount!

It was rubbish in the 90's and rubbish now.

The same Urban Legend was also pinned against Alanis Morrisette.

[Sciroccology]

GTIR said:

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

I also read that and it was supposed to pints worth. That means he must has "helped" men continuously for three days to get that amount!

It was rubbish in the 90's and rubbish now.

And I heard that the Harry Monk was of the canine variety...



Oh, and there was wassisname off of "Pretty Woman" and the gerbil.

[mouseymousey]

Quality thread!

[Rod Rammage]

Muncher said:

Without giving away the person in question, what stories/random facts do you believe are common knowledge but have been kept out of the media?

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

Was it Marc Almond?

[thebluebus]

Sciroccology said:

Oh, and there was wassisname off of "Pretty Woman" and the gerbil.

But that really is true. Isn't it?

I want it to be true, then I can have even more disdain for him than I currently do.

[jdw1234]

www.snopes.com

[ganglandboss]

GTIR said:

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

I also read that and it was supposed to pints worth. That means he must has "helped" men continuously for three days to get that amount!

It was rubbish in the 90's and rubbish now.

I'm not suggesting it was true. The thread title is after all 'Celebrity Urban Legends'. As well as the difficulty of extracting that ammont of 'Monkey Custard', I don't think pumping his stomach would be neccessary anyway.

[Thudd]

Sciroccology said:

Oh, and there was wassisname off of "Pretty Woman" and the gerbil.

Geronimo?

And then there was that guy who killed that bloke in his swimming pool after he and all his mates were interfering with him all night at a party.

[jdw1234]

thebluebus said:

Sciroccology said:

Oh, and there was wassisname off of "Pretty Woman" and the gerbil.

But that really is true. Isn't it?

I want it to be true, then I can have even more disdain for him than I currently do.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

[ganglandboss]

Rod Rammage said:

Muncher said:

Without giving away the person in question, what stories/random facts do you believe are common knowledge but have been kept out of the media?

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

Was it Marc Almond?

Well spotted!

No, it was in fact Robbie Williams [name removed following legal advice]!

Edited by ganglandboss on Wednesday 28th May 13:39

[Sciroccology]

[HIGNFY] Allegedly [/HIGNFY]

[_Deano]

GTIR said:

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

I also read that and it was supposed to pints worth. That means he must has "helped" men continuously for three days to get that amount!

It was rubbish in the 90's and rubbish now.

Are you speaking from experience?

[Dakkon]

Muncher said:

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

I heard that this was a male ex-radio 1 presenter.....

[Plotloss]

Dakkon said:

Muncher said:

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

I heard that this was a male ex-radio 1 presenter.....

Exactly and hearing the same story about two different people immediately means its utter ste.