Picking your nose..

[MadMullah]

I'm sure everyone does it - but how blatant are you??

there's a guy opposite me and he's sat there fishing like the 500 depended on it. no attempt to hide it - he even has a habit to do it mid-sentance whilst talking to you.

not nice people. not nice.

[E36GUY]

it's good for you.

[Mr Roper]

pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it

[Frankeh]

I try and be covert, but it seems every time I think I'm in the clear someone bams through my office door.

[anonymous-user]

I hate it when you go for what you think is going to a quick in and out and it turns into a proper chaser!

[CedGTV]

Was a bloke here on site digging out the entire contents of the front of his face through his nose at lunch time.

He now sits on his own in another room.

I mean, come on, it was so disgusting that it was putting me off my wk.........

[DrTre]

I like the stringy ones that you snag and, as you're pulling them out, you can then feel them in the top of your throat.

[thread close in five, four, three...]

[Otto]

Was it someone on here who ran into the back of someone fairly gently at some traffic lights, and when they went to see if the guy was ok, he was covered in blood.... turns out he was picking his nose right at the point he got hit, pushing his finger right up there!

[Gargamel]

Nothing wrong with a bit of mining for the green gold

(Although I do try to be discrete)

[Frankeh]

Otto said:

Was it someone on here who ran into the back of someone fairly gently at some traffic lights, and when they went to see if the guy was ok, he was covered in blood.... turns out he was picking his nose right at the point he got hit, pushing his finger right up there!

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

[nobodyknows]

Depends if you eat it, flick it or wipe it discretely I guess.

[Adenauer]

Frankeh said:

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

FFS

[CypherP]

Frankeh said:

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

I wonder what the odds are? More chance of winning the lottery?

[Frankeh]

CypherP said:

Frankeh said:

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

I wonder what the odds are? More chance of winning the lottery?

I have lots of mental fears.
I fear walking near fences with ornamental spikes on the top because I could trip and impale myself in the eye.
At school I used to hate walking in the cloak rooms because all the hooks were at head hight...

I think I just hate the idea of being impaled by anything, which I think is actually an alright fear to have.

[CypherP]

Frankeh said:

CypherP said:

Frankeh said:

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

I wonder what the odds are? More chance of winning the lottery?

I have lots of mental fears.
I fear walking near fences with ornamental spikes on the top because I could trip and impale myself in the eye.
At school I used to hate walking in the cloak rooms because all the hooks were at head hight...

I think I just hate the idea of being impaled by anything, which I think is actually an alright fear to have.

I want to hear more! This is very interesting!

Surely though, the fear of impaling yourself on something could be done on nearly everything these days. I mean you could trip in your kitchen and fall head first into the worktop, right onto the round end of the spoon you just used to make tea with.

[anonymous-user]

CypherP said:

Frankeh said:

CypherP said:

Frankeh said:

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

I wonder what the odds are? More chance of winning the lottery?

I have lots of mental fears.
I fear walking near fences with ornamental spikes on the top because I could trip and impale myself in the eye.
At school I used to hate walking in the cloak rooms because all the hooks were at head hight...

I think I just hate the idea of being impaled by anything, which I think is actually an alright fear to have.

I want to hear more! This is very interesting!

Surely though, the fear of impaling yourself on something could be done on nearly everything these days. I mean you could trip in your kitchen and fall head first into the worktop, right onto the round end of the spoon you just used to make tea with.

Don't tell him that

[Firefoot]

I have just been told that a Director is picking his nose and rubbing the produce on his desk. Not often do I get the chance to tell a senior member of staff off

Pick it and flick it seems to be the acceptable norm amongst the men here, desk wiping is just not on

[CedGTV]

Ha ha ha,

I used to hate sleeping on my back as a kid because my brother who I shared a room with had this nasty habit of jumping on my bed and I always thought he would snap my feet back.

Weird.

[CypherP]

yoof full chav said:

CypherP said:

Frankeh said:

CypherP said:

Frankeh said:

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

I wonder what the odds are? More chance of winning the lottery?

I have lots of mental fears.
I fear walking near fences with ornamental spikes on the top because I could trip and impale myself in the eye.
At school I used to hate walking in the cloak rooms because all the hooks were at head hight...

I think I just hate the idea of being impaled by anything, which I think is actually an alright fear to have.

I want to hear more! This is very interesting!

Surely though, the fear of impaling yourself on something could be done on nearly everything these days. I mean you could trip in your kitchen and fall head first into the worktop, right onto the round end of the spoon you just used to make tea with.

Don't tell him that

Oops

[Tonsko]

Frankeh said:

Otto said:

Was it someone on here who ran into the back of someone fairly gently at some traffic lights, and when they went to see if the guy was ok, he was covered in blood.... turns out he was picking his nose right at the point he got hit, pushing his finger right up there!

That's actually a fear of mine. Crashing while nose picking and killing myself with my own finger.

I think these - both of those comments - are the funniest things I've read for ages.