PLEASE!!! Make it stop!!
Discussion
The receptionists/admin staff have decided to sing xmas carols all morning.
Aside from the fact they sound like they’re torturing cats, it’s making things a bit difficult speaking to people on the phone.
Does anyone know the rude versions of the carols? That should be just enough to tip one of the partners over the edge and tell them to pack it in.
And yes, I love all xmas sweets, bar humbugs.
Aside from the fact they sound like they’re torturing cats, it’s making things a bit difficult speaking to people on the phone.
Does anyone know the rude versions of the carols? That should be just enough to tip one of the partners over the edge and tell them to pack it in.
And yes, I love all xmas sweets, bar humbugs.
Jingle Bells- The Macc Lads version:
Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some fking
One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, fking hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight
Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got fk all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a fking wker
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow
Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some fking
One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, fking hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight
Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got fk all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a fking wker
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow
Belt out a bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson's 'Hey Santa Claus':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU
Edit: NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU
Edit: NSFW
Edited by option click on Thursday 23 December 12:10
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