Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

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New and improved, we present volume who cares of the ultimate who the fk cares thread.

Continued pointlessness here. Get it while it's hot, it's lovely. Or a sad refuge for those who have so little to them that they substitute a pitiful facsimile of friendship for this.

This. Really?. This? Dear God.

Pity them all, point and laugh, but do not interact with them.

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JayTee94 said:

Would it be terrible to make a request JayB this early in the thread? I dislike how you have not placed capital letters after each word, the previous volumes have been.

Tell Us Something Trivial About.. etc...

It may be just me, but my OCD is annoying me.

Live with the ocd, loser.

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No names, but I just received an email titled simply 'pictures' from someone on here.












Slightly disappointing.

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PH is too good to you lot, you know that?

http://web4.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?story...

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Carthage said:

my mother had a bit of arthritis in her toe and said 'You can't imagine the pain I'm in, Carthage'...

She addresses you by an internet username?

What an odd family.

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Waugh-terfall said:

If it twisted and tugged any harder, I'd have ripped it off.

Forever alone.

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slopes said:

Waugh-terfall said:

Mandem got beef y0. WHUT.

The nearest you'll get to 'street' is when you pass the roadsign at the end of the road, posh boy

There is nothing wrong with 'street'.

I consider myself street.

The street in question being Georgian and a local bylaw obliges all residents to loose the hounds at the first sight of a Superdry logo.

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Waugh-terfall said:

If I could marry a tin of Princes Reformed Ham, I would.

As opposed to simply hollowing it out a bit and living in sin?

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You disgust me.

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salt and pepper Pringles.

Nomsimus maximus.

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EvoDelta said:

Unfortunately I can feel a loss on our current house on the way. Just unfortunate timing. On the bright side, if the prices weren't so low, we couldn't afford the house we've got our eye on. Swings and roundabouts.

Not worth the extra for those, imho.

Now, a tennis court...

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Cock Womble 7 said:

Studded. Now that's moved the game on a bit, you kinky sex-we.


In other news, I've discovered that my camera has built-in photo-tampering stuff that enables you (me) to muck about with photos.

ETA: I done this in camera:

Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Monday 10th September 13:46

Nice, an app that removes 'Matsui' logos.

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Cock Womble 7 said:

Oh please, it's "Binatone".

Get you and your extravagant audiophilia.

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Firmly committed to ABA.

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drivin_me_nuts said:

ArtVandelay said:

Doug needs his food

Before I get all basis instinct on its ass and kill it to death.... what is it?

Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.

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drivin_me_nuts said:

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drivin_me_nuts said:

ArtVandelay said:

Doug needs his food

Before I get all basis instinct on its ass and kill it to death.... what is it?

Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.

Look bud, we aren't talking about the spawning soup generating cyborg thing that made you, I was talking about the thing with eyes, a tongue and skin that quite frankly give me the heebiebeegies. What is it and why is it not adorning a beautiful lady's handbag or Manolo Blahanik?

Oh, that.

That's Doug.

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So, that cute lizard gives people the heebeegeebees, but it's perfectly fine to post a picture of zombie Rupert Grint?

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slopes said:

Is that what KaraK looks like???

I know. Horrifying is it not?

I can only think it is Rupert Grint during the later stages of filming the lead in 'Mark Hammill: How I learned to live with half a face'

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Cock Womble 7 said:

It's got a built-in "virtual horizon" which tells you if the camera is level.

My camera is cleverer than me.

Yeah, but then so is the box it came in.

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Carthage said:

Good morning.
Can any English person please tell me how to pronounce Gillingham (hard or soft G?)?
My colleagues jeer a lot when I get these foreign place names wrong.

It's in Kent. Who the fk cares how you pronounce it? The medieval inbreds that pollute that hellhole can't dredge up enough sentience to use language, so why should we bother?

Just nuke the fking lot of them and the world will be a better place.

Soft 'g', btw.