I just sneezed and...

I just sneezed and...

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TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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...headbutted the steering wheel. Ouch!


I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.

Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.

So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?

TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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Vesuvius 996 said:
I know someone who ripped his dick clean off while he was wanking.
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How, I mean, HOW does that,,,you just...oh. my. god.

I was expecting some responses, but that has just taken the biscuit!

TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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Big Rod said:
I attached all four pads to my arm and switched the thing on. Unbeknown to me, it was on full power and I proceeded to uncontrollably and repeatedly whack myself over the head with my right arm.
Absolutely bloody brilliant roflroflroflroflrofl


This has brightened up my day biggrin

TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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I have a large scar on my left eye socket having done the exact same thing with a 5-a-side goal when I was about 10.

Tell you what though, you don't half get seen quickly if you walk into a hospital with a towel soaked in blood holding it over your eye biggrin

TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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You wimp. I'd have run home on that. And rooted a fair maiden.

TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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I bought a new beard trimmer grooming thing yesterday. Last night trying to use it, and it says first thing to do is oil the blades slightly with the supplied tube of oil. So, I open top and squeeze. Nothing comes out the spout. I squeeze harder, still nothing, so really go for it on this tiny weak plastic bottle. The top shoots off and squirts oil all over the tiles, the towels, the whole bloody bathroom.

Why didn't I check to see if the end was blocked?

You do wonder how someone can be quite so dumb.

TonyHetherington

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Thursday 10th January 2008
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roflrofl

TonyHetherington

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Friday 29th August 2008
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Nothing funny was happening on PH today, so I thought I'd go through the legendary thread wiki.

Even reading these for the 3rd time, I am crying with laughter in a near silent office rofl

So here, have a Friday afternoon chuckle biggrin

TonyHetherington

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Friday 29th August 2008
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Digger that's superb rofl