Just had a fight with neighbour

Just had a fight with neighbour

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GTIR

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Wednesday 25th November 2009
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There I was just drifting of to sleep when there's a wacking at the door, threw my jeans on and opened the door to a neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! WTF

Anyway, 40 seconds later it's all over!

He's a bit mental, always shouting at everyone who walks past (usually women and children) is about 35, 6 foot ish so I was a bit worried he might be a bit handy. Especially as he is often seen offering to fight the neighbours. hehe

I know I can handle myself if need be but I must have got about 10 head punches in (why do you go for the hardest part of the body?) and a couple of body shots! My thumb is killing my as I caught it on his jumper (he stank of diesel for some reason) Im not a good fighter or hard.

Just needed to tell someone really, I'm not a fighter at all but will defend myself.

Fighting. Not big and not clever.

Just re-read this. I didn't mean to sound boastful, just still pumped with adrenalin. Sorry frown

Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 25th November 23:42

GTIR

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Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Mr Gearchange said:
GTIR said:
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Fighting. Not big and not clever.
Neither is admitting assault on a public forum frequented by the BiB mate. whistle
Self defence, I feared for my personal safety.

Could have been someone posting about how I was killed by a maniac.
Do you care....no! wink

GTIR

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Wednesday 25th November 2009
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SteveNorthEast said:
Have you been banging his girlfriend?
Not once!

GTIR

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Wednesday 25th November 2009
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deevlash said:
did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first!
I reckon the police get called to his house at least once a week for one thing or another. He really is a waste of space and belive it or not I live in quite a nice market town.
He causes a lot of stress for our road, I've seen one neighbour cry in frustration when he refused to tern his radio down and put out he bonfire he was cooking on at 3am!

He's also been in prison for gbh or abh or something so is well know to bib.

I've even taped up my letterbox just incase he gets handy with petrol!


Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 25th November 23:56

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Thursday 26th November 2009
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deevlash said:
he will know the system inside out then, I'd have the old bill round and get my side in first. Ive always done that with the police when Ive clobbered a shoplifter at work.
Good advice.

Just rang bib, got to get up at 5am anyways, be round "soon" even though I said about the petrol thing.
Oh well.

GTIR

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Thursday 26th November 2009
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bazking69 said:
So I presume you have informed the police that he has assaulted you?
Yes. Inspector Barnaby BiB came round gave them a statement I didn't want to press charges etc. They went to see him and he wouldn't come to the door!

My thumb hurts. Harder to wk. Looks like I will have to get his gf to help.

Edited by GTIR on Thursday 26th November 09:33

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Thursday 26th November 2009
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mkindyblade said:
GTIRs NEIGHBOUR said:
So this is where you're hiding, you little fanny.

I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.

Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.

And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
Bookmarked biggrin
hehe

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Thursday 26th November 2009
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It's almost like his hold has been broken now over control and fear. I've had two neighbours thank me and one shook my hand, he saw the whole thing from his bedroom window! (he's my next door neighbour) he said he was getting his clothes on to help but decided I was ok on my own. hehe

Hopefully the road will be a happier place. Or I'll be dead.

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Friday 27th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Gosh, what a thread.

The main thing that stands out for me is that 'techno' has once again proved himself to be an immature, drunken prick who is unable to hold his venom whilst drunk.

(see page one)
We find it best just to ignore him, eventually he might go away.

I say he's been slapped a fair few times and it's hurt his pride as she was bigger than him. smile

GTIR

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Friday 27th November 2009
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BAHN-STORMA said:
ApexJimi said:
Cara Van Man said:
Gosh, what a thread.

The main thing that stands out for me is that 'techno' has once again proved himself to be an immature, drunken prick who is unable to hold his venom whilst drunk.

(see page one)
Indeed, after reading about his behaviour on the DD thread, I found his post on this thread more than a tad ironic.
Sounds like his quoted occupation is accurate then!
I think your getting him confused with technotice, unless his changed his username. But why would he?

GTIR

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Saturday 28th November 2009
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eldudereno said:
OP

Did this guy hit you with his handbag first or was it you who took the first swing? As others have said, you landed 10 times and he was still standing! Think you need to get yourself a bigger handbag!!
Good one.

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Monday 30th November 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
Can someone link to the relevant DD thread concerning TechnO's misdemeanor? Intrigued of Hampshire...
there are so many, take your pick!