The PistonHeads knowledge test

[911motorsport]

I'll go first with an easy one:

The official PH word for a camel?

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:19

[911motorsport]

Correct!

This person is famed for his lap dance club misfortune.

[911motorsport]

Good.

His cushions were never the same?

[911motorsport]

His cushions were never the same?

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:27

[911motorsport]

crofty1984 said:

911motorsport said:

Good.

His cushions were never the same?

Nervous?

Correct!

[911motorsport]

SplatSpeed said:

snowy slopes said:

crofty1984 said:

911motorsport said:

Good.

His cushions were never the same?

Nervous?

Think so.

Now if im permitted to ask one
Which PHer frantically tried to backpeddle after admitting to ladyboy sex?

stigmundfraud

Correct!

[911motorsport]

If you were having a BBQ who would you NOT invite and why?

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:38

[911motorsport]

Shaw Tarse said:

911motorsport said:

If you were having a BBQ who would you NOT invite and why?

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:38

Though there was someone who put a BBQ in the back of a van?

I remember the van one. He died


Emsman is of course the correct answer.

[911motorsport]

The PH plural for woman.

[911motorsport]

snowy slopes said:

911motorsport said:

The PH plural for woman.

Snakes with tits

a good try

[911motorsport]

Grey Ghost said:

Who accused his cleaner of doing the "double digit rhumba" on herself in his spare bedroom

good one, I remember it

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:46

[911motorsport]

Grey Ghost said:

Who accused his cleaner of doing the "double digit rhumba" on herself in his spare bedroom

This is the live question at the moment

[911motorsport]

matsmith said:

911motorsport said:

Shaw Tarse said:

911motorsport said:

If you were having a BBQ who would you NOT invite and why?

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:38

Though there was someone who put a BBQ in the back of a van?

I remember the van one. He died


Emsman is of course the correct answer.

This one? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

that guy was fine in the end

Yes! that was the one (I'd written him off too early )

[911motorsport]

shirt said:

snowy slopes said:

Twincharged said:

Shaw Tarse said:

He pissed in the kettle?

This one has gone unanswered so far...

Anyone know?

Not entirely sure, but think the culprit has a de tomaso pantera

911motorsport

Move along now, nothing to see........

[911motorsport]

Ah yes! Carrera2. Well done ST.

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 29th October 19:54

[911motorsport]

shirt said:

who couldn't understand why owning a lambo and looking like midge ure did not add up to drowning in fanny?

It's coming back to me...........

[911motorsport]

snowy slopes said:

911motorsport said:

shirt said:

who couldn't understand why owning a lambo and looking like midge ure did not add up to drowning in fanny?

It's coming back to me...........

Surely not you again??

Nope, not guilty on this one

[911motorsport]

snotrag said:

Question - "I'm 17 and I need a small economical car to commute across the city in, what do you recommend?"

"Have you thought about a Corvette?"

Says....?

Hold on SR. The lambo question has to be answered first; then your one

[911motorsport]

Good one Shirt.

NOW SRs question.........

snotrag said:

Question - "I'm 17 and I need a small economical car to commute across the city in, what do you recommend?"

"Have you thought about a Corvette?"

Says....?

[911motorsport]

Zod said:

Militant anti-smoker, BMW-hating driver of a green Ferrari Mondial who told us all that women lusted after him at petrol stations. Ran computer fairs. Owned dodgy jumper and got into constant thread battles.

Sounds like I've missed a cracker there!