Attention Toilet User! Rant

[Where2Guv]

Where2Guv's toilet reading material said:

Attention Toilet User!

While you may be in a hurry, it's not really on to leave this place in a state. We all have calls of nature, but please remember that others have to use these facilities.

You DO NOT need to urinate anywhere but the big hole with water in the bottom. We don't want to sit in your cold piss, or get it all over our shoes. it is UNNECESSARY to pee up the walls. 6 year olds see how high they can wee - YOU have nothing to prove!

If you are having a poo, it's not rocket science to make sure your arse is appropriately positioned. Yep, over the big hole with water in the bottom.

I can't quite fathom how anyone would manage to get st stains on THE SEAT or around the front of the rim, but it seems to be happening nonetheless.

If you have a big poo you will need to flush halfway through, otherwise the next user may be confronted with a floater. This IS NOT pleasant. The process is poo-flush-poo-flush.

Please take a cursory glance backward at the field of devastation you may have left behind. Should the facilities require further cleaning - man up and use the bog brush!

Thank you,

The management.

That'll learn the filthy little scrotes!

[Where2Guv]

Oh there is just some animal that uses the communal toilet block.

Moving offices in three weeks, so won't be a problem. Just needed to vent

It's had some positive comments from the other business' since it went up, so hopefully it will shame the phantom smearer

[Where2Guv]

Ayahuasca said:

Apparently some dirty bds squat on the rim, which must increase the blast radius by an order of magnitude.

What the fk?

[Where2Guv]