The Official 2023/24 Premier League Predictathon Thread
Discussion
The jiffle king said:
Fluid said:
Burnley v Man City
Arsenal v Nottm Forest
Bournemouth v West Ham
Brighton v Luton
Everton v Fulham
Sheff Utd v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Brentford v Tottenham
Chelsea v Liverpool
Man Utd v Wolves
1-3
3-0
1-2
2-0
1-1
1-0
2-2
0-2
1-1
3-0
You might want to read the posting of scores rules ..... The dashes screw up senor Gadgets spreadsheet so it's a single blank spaceArsenal v Nottm Forest
Bournemouth v West Ham
Brighton v Luton
Everton v Fulham
Sheff Utd v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Brentford v Tottenham
Chelsea v Liverpool
Man Utd v Wolves
1-3
3-0
1-2
2-0
1-1
1-0
2-2
0-2
1-1
3-0
Gone a bit AMG said:
towser said:
Burnley v Man City
Arsenal v Nottm Forest
Bournemouth v West Ham
Brighton v Luton
Everton v Fulham
Sheff Utd v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Brentford v Tottenham
Chelsea v Liverpool
Man Utd v Wolves
0 3
2 0
1 1
2 0
1 1
0 1
2 1
1 3
1 1
3 1
And we have a preseason pitch invader disrupting the ‘thon! Arsenal v Nottm Forest
Bournemouth v West Ham
Brighton v Luton
Everton v Fulham
Sheff Utd v Crystal Palace
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Brentford v Tottenham
Chelsea v Liverpool
Man Utd v Wolves
0 3
2 0
1 1
2 0
1 1
0 1
2 1
1 3
1 1
3 1
What’s next “just stop gadge” protests!!
The early predictions are in and it’s wide open at this stage. Although we’ve seen an early drift away from the 2-1 1-1 2-0 pattern that’s proved successful in past.
Will we see a West Ham 3-0 finally for Hammer67? Not if Harry Maguire accepts my lift down from OT we won’t.
Looking forward to watching from the sidelines gents in my self appointed commentary role.
Good luck Gents.
I for one eagerly await your musings after the weekend!
Gone a bit AMG said:
So that’s everyone in ahead of the big kick off tonight.
Delightful to see as from painful experience Jeff, missing a week can prove disastrous this early on in the season or at anytime really.
No one wants to be battling relegation from week one, if you miss a week Jeff as you know you’re immediately down with the clowns that no nothing about football but think they do, ultracrepidarian’ s the lot of them. They’ll need to look that up Jeff.
The Ronstein experiment of rarely seen score lines appears to have been over looked with the classic 1-0, 2-1, 1-2 entry formation.
I have to say, Jeff this early on in the season that’s a a bit disappointing but despite being 75% dull there’s a few outliers to watch with bold 4 goal predictions and they’re not 2-2’s Jeff. That could be an interesting 25%. Or they’re Ultracrepidarian’s and I’m back in, who knows at this stage.
We’ve had some issues with the newly accepted thonners demonstrating an inability to predict in the correct format Jeff and quite frankly if they were playing with me I’d be punching them in the face. FLUID, WILLOW, WHO ARE YOU, this is the ‘thon. Understand the rules and predict correctly. IT’S YOUR JOB, you’ve got to be getting the basics right. They’ve a lot to prove now.
Jeff: That’s a fair assessment AMG, anything else before we sign off to wait for the results?
Yes Jeff, a poke in the ribs for mickk, die dicke Dame hat ihre stimme verloren. Sie hat so viel gesungen.
Jeff: he won’t understand that.
Me: Oh he will. Particularly as I’ve been told he likes a big girl.
I’ll be watching and coming for all of you. I’ll be releasing a thonners podcast.
Brilliant! Delightful to see as from painful experience Jeff, missing a week can prove disastrous this early on in the season or at anytime really.
No one wants to be battling relegation from week one, if you miss a week Jeff as you know you’re immediately down with the clowns that no nothing about football but think they do, ultracrepidarian’ s the lot of them. They’ll need to look that up Jeff.
The Ronstein experiment of rarely seen score lines appears to have been over looked with the classic 1-0, 2-1, 1-2 entry formation.
I have to say, Jeff this early on in the season that’s a a bit disappointing but despite being 75% dull there’s a few outliers to watch with bold 4 goal predictions and they’re not 2-2’s Jeff. That could be an interesting 25%. Or they’re Ultracrepidarian’s and I’m back in, who knows at this stage.
We’ve had some issues with the newly accepted thonners demonstrating an inability to predict in the correct format Jeff and quite frankly if they were playing with me I’d be punching them in the face. FLUID, WILLOW, WHO ARE YOU, this is the ‘thon. Understand the rules and predict correctly. IT’S YOUR JOB, you’ve got to be getting the basics right. They’ve a lot to prove now.
Jeff: That’s a fair assessment AMG, anything else before we sign off to wait for the results?
Yes Jeff, a poke in the ribs for mickk, die dicke Dame hat ihre stimme verloren. Sie hat so viel gesungen.
Jeff: he won’t understand that.
Me: Oh he will. Particularly as I’ve been told he likes a big girl.
I’ll be watching and coming for all of you. I’ll be releasing a thonners podcast.
Check your bank account I'm sending you half the money I receive for running this.
Just a quick heads up as this took me by surprise as I only became aware of it today...
This Saturday's Luton vs Burnley game has been postponed.
Luton needed to construct a new stand to meet broadcast and media requirements. As a result they requested that their opening home match of the season against Burnley be postponed. This request was granted by the Premier League.
Continue to forecast this match please and I'll store all of them until the game actually takes place.
Thanks.
This Saturday's Luton vs Burnley game has been postponed.
Luton needed to construct a new stand to meet broadcast and media requirements. As a result they requested that their opening home match of the season against Burnley be postponed. This request was granted by the Premier League.
Continue to forecast this match please and I'll store all of them until the game actually takes place.
Thanks.
Hammer67 said:
Gadgetmac said:
Gone a bit AMG said:
And lastly a special mention for Hammer67 and Mickk. Keep it up. What I’m needing from the sidelines are a few specialists in failure. Thanks for stepping up...
Irons.
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