Revenge on the clampers

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xxplod

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2,269 posts

246 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Today was one of the most enjoyable days I have had at work in ages. One of the officers from CID had an unmarked car clamped by unscrupulous clampers in a private car park, where he was parked on enquiries. They refused to unclamp it unless the £100 was paid. Which would become £350 if they towed the car.

I attended with another Inspector, and advised that the clamp would be removed, the only choice they had was whether they were arrested or not for Obstructing Police. Soon a crowd gathered. Tales abound of the clampers clamping OAPs visiting nearby car delaers at weekends when the commercial car park they worked for was empty. Stories of physical threats and intimidation. I can say hand on heart the signs were not clear.

We made it quite clear, we'd pay the £100 by cheque following receipt of an invoice, we weren't trying to avoid paying, but the car must be released immediately. So they did.

Most unfortunately, the clampers van was in a rather poor condition. One tyre was illegal. Clamper has his wallet lightened by £60 and his licence burdened by 3 points.

And thats not all. I'll be prosecuting the clamping owner for using the vehicle with a defective tyre, and for not registering the vehicle to them. And would you credit it, they don't appear to be registered with the Security Industry Authority either. They've got until 3rd May to register and I know they won't have time. So on th 4th of May, if they are still carrying out their practices on my patch, I'll be prosecuting the Clampers for SIA offences and I'll be prosecting the companies for employing them.

And that is just the start. As they say, revenge is is a dish best served cold.

DrFeelgood

95 posts

230 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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That's the sort of story that gives you a nice warm feeling inside!! Good work fella!

julianhj

8,754 posts

264 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Damn, I really hope I can pass my police medical. I can't wait for the opportunity to see this kind of justice first-hand

rich 36

13,739 posts

268 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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nice one coppa!

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

236 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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That owns. Well done man!

sultanbrown

5,740 posts

233 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Damn good show.

Mr E

21,778 posts

261 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Oh I bet you enjoyed that one.

Pretty sure all the bystanders did too....

nick heppinstall

8,114 posts

282 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Fantastic ! Let us know how it goes.

mattd

194 posts

242 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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nice one

xxplod

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2,269 posts

246 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Did I mention I'm ex-Customs & Excise? The local VAT Inspectors will also be paying them a visit, what with their "We can't take cards our machine is broken, we want cash." I turn up, phone their office and they have no knowledge of broken card machine! Fancy that! Time for the tooth combs to be flexed I feel.

I sincerely hope their accounts are as sharp as their operating practices. It takes a hell of a lot to piss me off, but when someone does.....

DrFeelgood

95 posts

230 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Seriously, keep us informed! I'm sure everyone will want to hear how these tossers get their karma shoved up their ass!

alexkp

16,484 posts

246 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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xxplod said:
And would you credit it, they don't appear to be registered with the Security Industry Authority either. They've got until 3rd May to register and I know they won't have time. So on th 4th of May, if they are still carrying out their practices on my patch, I'll be prosecuting the Clampers for SIA offences and I'll be prosecting the companies for employing them.



But that means they are currently operating with no licence. So regardless of whether they register on time surely you should be prosecuting them?

(Great story by the way. Years ago I was clamped while out with a film crew. We were on private land. There was only one clamper, so the crew and I told him that if he didn't remove the clamp, we would kick the car (it was a crew one) and all swear blind he damaged it. He removed the clamp.)

mcflurry

9,104 posts

255 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Top work that man

xxplod

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2,269 posts

246 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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They commit no offence operating at present. By 3rd May, any operative MUST have an SIA licence.

Boosted LS1

21,190 posts

262 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Stick it up em, very hard and smile Make sure they know what you think about them!

Boosted.

minimax

11,984 posts

258 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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xxplod said:
Today was one of the most enjoyable days I have had at work in ages. One of the officers from CID had an unmarked car clamped by unscrupulous clampers in a private car park, where he was parked on enquiries. They refused to unclamp it unless the £100 was paid. Which would become £350 if they towed the car.

I attended with another Inspector, and advised that the clamp would be removed, the only choice they had was whether they were arrested or not for Obstructing Police. Soon a crowd gathered. Tales abound of the clampers clamping OAPs visiting nearby car delaers at weekends when the commercial car park they worked for was empty. Stories of physical threats and intimidation. I can say hand on heart the signs were not clear.

We made it quite clear, we'd pay the £100 by cheque following receipt of an invoice, we weren't trying to avoid paying, but the car must be released immediately. So they did.

Most unfortunately, the clampers van was in a rather poor condition. One tyre was illegal. Clamper has his wallet lightened by £60 and his licence burdened by 3 points.

And thats not all. I'll be prosecuting the clamping owner for using the vehicle with a defective tyre, and for not registering the vehicle to them. And would you credit it, they don't appear to be registered with the Security Industry Authority either. They've got until 3rd May to register and I know they won't have time. So on th 4th of May, if they are still carrying out their practices on my patch, I'll be prosecuting the Clampers for SIA offences and I'll be prosecting the companies for employing them.

And that is just the start. As they say, revenge is is a dish best served cold.


get in!!!!

I bet that felt good!

catso

14,805 posts

269 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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xxplod - you the man!

now what about the scammers

c c

7,892 posts

241 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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A hart warming tale indeed.

muley

1,453 posts

283 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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..you've made my day! SWMBO and some of her work collegues have had a gutsful of these pitiful scumbags - the ones that operate in Reading. (how they sleep at night is beyond me!)

tony.t

927 posts

258 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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I'm glad the police force in this area is so efficient that, having cleared up all crime, they now have time to carry out their own personal petty vendettas. Interesting that no action seems to have been taken against the clampers prior to clamping the police car