Revenge on the clampers

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agent006

12,050 posts

266 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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tony.t said:
I'm glad the police force in this area is so efficient that, having cleared up all crime, they now have time to carry out their own personal petty vendettas. Interesting that no action seems to have been taken against the clampers prior to clamping the police car


4 Hours, that's an awfully slow high horse you've got there.

Killer2005

19,697 posts

230 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Kudos to you mr policeman

the master

76 posts

237 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Mr Rozzer you should be in charge of training new cop recruits! glad to see justice against those extortionist chuff's. Keep up the good work.

Trooper2

6,676 posts

233 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Too funny! In the U.S. they would have been arrested on the spot for interfering.

I think your way, XXplod, is way more fun!

jaytee1

62 posts

231 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Good to hear,top work fella!

TheLemming

4,319 posts

267 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Complete and total genius, well done.

A large majority of the clamping business seems to be operating a legalised scam, making obscene amounts of money from misery and unpleasantness.

xxPlod, can we nominate scamera partnership vans as the next target?

Perhaps a quick tyres and lights inspection on the way past each of them may thin out the ranks slightly :P

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Legend!

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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excellent stuff!

Wildfire

9,796 posts

254 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Nice one!! Good to see someone doing somthing about them!!

targarama

14,637 posts

285 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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catso said:

now what about the scammers


I say set the clampers on them and have a clampers vs scammers fight.
My money is on the scammers (unfortunately).

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Since you're local to me this lot must be too!

Nice one!

M@H

11,296 posts

274 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Genius.. Made my morning

@ Tony.t..

hayley

4 posts

230 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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i study at newcastle college and if you get into town any later than 9:15am its damned hard to get parked but as i was in a hurry and needed to prepare for my uni interveiw i just parked on the path totally oblivious that i was blocking the cycle route so when i came back to the car i was greeted with a parking fine but the worst thing was the stupid "traffic warden"/my worst enemy was stood on the oppisite side of the road with a nice little smurk on his face!!! oh how i wish i could of wiped it off but i know its illegal to run people over!!!!!!

BliarOut

72,857 posts

241 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Now that's what I call policing

!!!!!

CVP

2,799 posts

277 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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xxplod said:
Did I mention I'm ex-Customs & Excise? The local VAT Inspectors will also be paying them a visit, what with their "We can't take cards our machine is broken, we want cash." I turn up, phone their office and they have no knowledge of broken card machine! Fancy that! Time for the tooth combs to be flexed I feel.

I sincerely hope their accounts are as sharp as their operating practices. It takes a hell of a lot to piss me off, but when someone does.....


Don't forget a quick nod to the Inland Revenue, I'm sure they are correctly applying NI rules as well.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

248 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Absolute complete classic. Beautiful.

dick dastardly

8,315 posts

265 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Marvellous! Well done

count duckula

1,324 posts

276 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Top Stuff


Malc

Tazfan

1,186 posts

252 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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There IS a God!

Battlecat

944 posts

240 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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xxplod said:
Did I mention I'm ex-Customs & Excise?


Is it Customs & Excise who you have to avoid at airports and ports otherwise they stick their fingers up your ass? Could you arrange for there to be suitable reason to give the clampers the two/three finger treatment?!!