RE: Wash and wax, sir?

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danhay

7,449 posts

258 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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If you've ever been to an FOC Concours D'Elegance you will realise the lengths some people will go to attain perfection.

dinkel

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260 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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LuS1fer said:
At £4800, the last thing anyone would want to do is use the car and get it dirty.


I think most Veyrons will be rolled out for a concours thingy: shiny please. Washing it is more important than checking the tire-pressure

But my gawd what a business . . . Seagull anyone?

AdvocatusDiaboli

2,277 posts

233 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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jvaughan said:
for that money.. given the car could need 2 - 3 washes a year, it would be cheaper to import your own team of busty blonds in bikini's to wash and larther the car topless. bugger the wax, Im thinking babyoil !


Jesus Christ! The thought is mind boggling.

For inspiration, look no farther than jvaughan. I doff my cap to you sir.

cmsapms

707 posts

246 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Bugattis must have sht paint if it'd be ruined by using a bucket and sponge. You wouldn't want to drive it outdoors for fear of the damage it'd do!

Jesus wept!!

ehasler

8,566 posts

285 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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cmsapms said:

Bugattis must have sht paint if it'd be ruined by using a bucket and sponge. You wouldn't want to drive it outdoors for fear of the damage it'd do!

Jesus wept!!
Look at any car - even if it's brand new, you can see swirl marks and imperfections in the paint. Just check out Paul's site for examples.

domster

8,431 posts

272 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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IPAddis said:
Wouldn't it be cheaper to simply respray the entire car every 6 months.

"In for another respray sir? Did you drive through a puddle then?"

FFS!

Ian A.


Respray on a Lamborghini Murcielago through an official centre = 20k. Makes a 5k paint correction and detail seem like good value, eh?

rico

7,916 posts

257 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Awesome!

Think about it... its the equivalent of me spending £28 to wash my £5k Focus... for a decent wash and wax thats fair enough.

granville

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263 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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ehasler said:

Look at any car - even if it's brand new, you can see swirl marks and imperfections in the paint. Just check out Paul's site for examples.


Damn right.

I once enquired of the paint shop artisan types at Crewe about swirl marks and after much huffing and grunting he simply commented thus: "frankly, Guv, the darker the colour, the worse it is," at which point he shuffled off for a brew ein Twix.

Except in Florida where for some reason, God filters out the rays which illuminate imperfection.

Shame he can't filter out Albion's communist droves.

Code Monkey

3,305 posts

259 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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r988 said:
qube_TA said:
If anyone's got a Veyron I'll clean it for free!

Matthew


Yeah but you'll do a crap job in comparison


pound for pound i would say he would do a decent job

Balmoral Green

41,084 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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derestrictor said:
"frankly, Guv, the darker the colour, the worse it is," at which point he shuffled off for a brew ein Twix.
Sadly, there is something lacking now that the archetypal 'working man' in brown coat with woodbine and pencil tucked behind each ear is no more at Crewe.



Ironic that in decades past, these bastions of nineteen seventies red flag socialism should have built an icon of capitalism with such love, care & pride. The cars are TBH, very, very homemade though. I once commented on the really obvious rubbing down marks in the paint on the 'C' pillar of a very green Arnage works demonstrator, only to be told with a shrug "Yeah, well it used to be red that one did".

I have to say, the rough edges are part of the charm.

domster

8,431 posts

272 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Code Monkey said:
r988 said:
qube_TA said:
If anyone's got a Veyron I'll clean it for free!

Matthew


Yeah but you'll do a crap job in comparison


pound for pound i would say he would do a decent job


It's the damage he may do to a 20-30k paint job that's worrying. Paul improves it. If I washed a car I'd probably introduce minute scratches. The only way to guard against this if you're a bucket and sponge type like me is washing the car extremely thoroughly with a pressure washer and with decontaminating agents and then use a brand new sponge and clean water from a brand new bucket. Just one grit particle can feck it all up.

It's investment prevention, that's all.

Balmoral Green

41,084 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Two bucket method and a wash mitt not a sponge.

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

253 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Balmoral Green said:
Two bucket method and a wash mitt not a sponge.


Here we go....

You can go on for hours on this.

For anyone interested there are some knowledgeable bods on here: www.meguiars.co.uk

Holst

2,468 posts

223 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Great publicity idea you cant deny.

I hope he gets lots of buisiness from the free advertising.

baz1985

3,598 posts

247 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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why not do it yourself?

cobra289

54 posts

235 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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AdvocatusDiaboli said:
jvaughan said:
for that money.. given the car could need 2 - 3 washes a year, it would be cheaper to import your own team of busty blonds in bikini's to wash and larther the car topless. bugger the wax, Im thinking babyoil !


Jesus Christ! The thought is mind boggling.

For inspiration, look no farther than jvaughan. I doff my cap to you sir.


That would be a cunning stunt. But why import them?

m.c

354 posts

231 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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i think ill have to get my micra along there

GOM

1,650 posts

230 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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One born every minute.

jimmyduk

19 posts

228 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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What a load of rubbish £5000 for a wash and superior wax! I would not care if I was a millionaire, I know when I am being stung for something as stupid as this idea. Who is going to notice you have spent £5 on the jetwash with waxing or £5000? If you pay for it your a mug, the things people think up in order to rip people off amazes me.

corozin

2,680 posts

273 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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But surely most Veyron's are going to be garage queens, and never driven?
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