Just had someone knock on my door for a jif lemon?
Discussion
nmlowe said:
robp said: Have you got your jif lemon back by the way?!
No, Never saw her again...but then again its too early.
maybe she'll come back at 2:20am for some pancakes?
I don't want it back really, fcuk knows where it could have been!
Well, next time you are pissed go round and ask for it back at about 3 in the morning..........you never know
Trouble is that I don't know who she was, where she lives etc. Her car was parked outside next doors house. probably just passing through. She was about 25 had greasy blonde hair, gruff voice and a dirty tracksuit ala pikey.
Nice idea robp, if only she was fit, and she was local the I would have definitly asked for it back pissed or not, just for a laugh.
But if she comes back, i'll ask her if she could give me a good price to tarmac the drive.
Nice idea robp, if only she was fit, and she was local the I would have definitly asked for it back pissed or not, just for a laugh.
But if she comes back, i'll ask her if she could give me a good price to tarmac the drive.
nmlowe said:
But if she comes back, i'll ask her if she could give me a good price to tarmac the drive.
....but not a good idea!! Our neighbour three doors up had her drive tarmaced by
travellers and it wasn't until they were paid and out of sight that she realised they had tarmaced up to and against her garage door!!!
Hasn't been able to open it since!!
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