Just had someone knock on my door for a jif lemon?

[nmlowe]

It's 2:20am and some woman just knocked on the door and said " Er, I know this sounds strange, but do you have any jif lemon?, my son's a diabetic and he's having a fit"
So I gave her a full jif lemon from the kitchen, what the fcuk am I going to have on my pancakes next pancake day now????

You can't make explosives out of jif lemon's can you?
only, we had a Police helicopter almost literally skimming the roof tops earlier saturday evening for about two hours???

[nmlowe]

robp said: I thought this only happened in films......

excuse me for being crude
but,
was she fit?!

Not really, I thought she was a pikey asking for money at first. I was just thinking "Why did I answer the door?"

[nmlowe]

err... robp??? where did your post go?????

[nmlowe]

I couldn't tell who it was until I opened the door.
I know what you mean though!
From the loudness of the bang on the door I was expecting to get my head kicked in by someone on their way back from a pub lock-in or something.

>> Edited by nmlowe on Sunday 27th April 02:37

[nmlowe]

S2N said: Of couse why you were looking for the Jif Lemon whilst obviously thinking how strange a request it is and therefore not really concentrating,...she was looking for your wallet/cash/jewelary/anything else worth stealing.....
Its an old trick........

No, because I didn't let her in. I closed the front door first, went into the kitchen got the jif and then opened the door and handed it to her..
As for checking out for burgulary, we have the only house in the street with a burgular alarm.

>> Edited by nmlowe on Sunday 27th April 13:48

[nmlowe]

robp said: Have you got your jif lemon back by the way?!

No, Never saw her again...but then again its too early.
maybe she'll come back at 2:20am for some pancakes?
I don't want it back really, fcuk knows where it could have been!

[nmlowe]

Trouble is that I don't know who she was, where she lives etc. Her car was parked outside next doors house. probably just passing through. She was about 25 had greasy blonde hair, gruff voice and a dirty tracksuit ala pikey.

Nice idea robp, if only she was fit, and she was local the I would have definitly asked for it back pissed or not, just for a laugh.

But if she comes back, i'll ask her if she could give me a good price to tarmac the drive.