To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody....

[wedg1e]

Here's one I prepared earlier....


Is that real carbon
Or is it plastic tat
Bought down at Halfords
You don't fool us, you stupid twat

Open your eyes
Look at proper cars and see
You're just a young boy
No taste or decency
Because its carbon this
Neon that
Lots of bling
Really phat
Anywhere that's painted
Put a sticker on it that says
Max. P.

Haha, you've bought a heap
Is it French or is it Jap
I can't tell, they all look crap
Haha I think you were done
And now you just won't admit it at all
Haha oh dear I'm laughing fit to bust
Under that bodykit it's all rust
Catty on, catty on
Image is all that matters

Blue LEDs, you need a lot
And then some lowered springs
Blacked out windows, lots of wings
Goodbye standard wheels, they've got to go
And don't forget a pair of 12 inch bins

Haha oh yeah you think you're really fast
We only let you past because we're laughing

(Instrumental break)

I bet you borrowed lots of money from your mam
Baseball cap, music's crap
Can you drive though? Don't think so.
Look at all that lighting-
What a bloody shite thing
No!
(Ally brakes? ) Oh no they're fakes.
(Ally brakes? ) Oh no they're fakes
(Ally brakes?) And those intakes?
Where do they go-o-o-o-o?
You're just a daft lad nobody rates you
(He's just a daft kid with a bad attitude)
(Spare him from having to go out to work)
Easy come, easy go, where's that dole all go
(Big filter? No! )You want some washer LEDs
(Let me go)
(Big filter?) You want some washer LEDs
(Let me go) You want some washer LEDS
(Let me go) want some washer LEDS
(Let me go) want some washer LEDS
(Let me go) want some washer LEDS
(Let me go)
Oh no no no no no
Oh mammy dear mammy dear will you look at what you've done
Max Power mag's put bad ideas inside your son, your son, your son

(Instrumental break)


So you think three-spoke alloy wheels look really trick?
And your big rear wing gives you lots of extra grip?
Oh really? Why doesn't it wheelie?
Race round the town
And if it breaks down
Phone your mammy

(Instrumental break)

Image really matters
That's what it must be
Shame you look a right prat
Yes you look a right prat
To me...




Thank you, I'll be here all night.



>>> Edited by wedg1e on Sunday 16th November 03:57

>>> Edited by wedg1e on Sunday 16th November 18:12