RE: Citroën SM

Tuesday 9th March 2004

Citroën SM

Richard Fiennes looks at the Maserati powered SM - pace and grace French style


Citroen SM Daughter of DS, achingly beautiful and outlandishly futuristic.  I give you dear reader the exquisite SM. 

Building upon the innovative DS template this full four seater coupe grabbed me at that very first sighting.  Back to the future or what, and in March 1970 it left people speechless.  No other car at that year’s Geneva Salon was as bizarrely radical. 

Considering the machine’s 17ft 7ins length SM is remarkably svelte, following Citroen’s love of flowing form.  Body stylist Jacques Charreton (working under the directorship of Robert Operon) created a timeless, distinctive masterpiece.

Besides the space age looks I love the engineering eccentricity.  Sneeze and crash - two turns lock to lock steering allied to DS swiveling, height adjustable headlights and feather touch brakes meant relearning to drive was imperative. 

Innovation

Citroen SM Aircraft quality aluminium featured, when manufacturers like BMW and Aston Martin made do with “soft” panels that dented oh so easily.  Optional carbon fibre wheels (4.2kg versus 9.4kg for the steel wheel) were a mass production first as well.  The “Dan Dare” interior does not disappoint either with a strange rolling cylinder gear gate and button mushroom brake pedal. 

The Americanised padded steering wheel is Citroenesque single spoked, bringing the column stalks with it on reach adjustment.  Seating arrangements were such that two men and two shorter women could be catered for comfortably :- not shoe-horned in the rear!

A Dream Drive

Citroen SM Firing up the sonorous Maserati V6 only adds to the magic and you become spellbound.  Excited you will be when you tentatively drive along that favourite “A” road.  Confidence growing, explore the power and bathe in the aural symphony of that race-bred 2.7 litre Maserati engine, as you use more revs on each up change.  I defy you not to become hooked! 

Keep focused and SM shrinks around you.  You soon settle into a joyous, simpatico rhythm as this continental express shrugs off the now all too familiar potholed byway. 

Make a long journey through the night and you will be locked into the serenity of progress.  Perhaps this is what class A drugs are like.  Accustomed to this unique time machine and those totally familiar roads become child’s play.

There really has been nothing like it then or now, catering to the uncompromising demands of continent shrinking drivers.  Maybe Caterham’s sublime 7 comes close on the lightening steering responses and similar Italian V6 engined exotica replicates musical properties (cacophony), but little will leave you as refreshed after that 500 mile dash.

A Celebrity

Citroen SM Hell, the late great Mike Hailwood drove his SM to every European GP when he raced for John Surtees. He thought it the finest Gran Turismo available at that time.  Leonid Brezhnev, Johan Cruyff, author Graham Greene were converts, along with Idi Amin who possessed two! 

One might have provided spares such was the famous mechanical fragility which I understand is unproblematic if you keep on top of maintenance.  So, does SM in fact stand for sado masochism?

As an ownership proposition maybe and boy you will need deep pockets to keep this beauty in fine fettle.

High maintenance mistress it most certainly is but what a rewarding affair you will have.  You won’t wish this one to end!

What Goes Wrong?

The Citroen SM is one complex car.  There is simply no getting away from this fact.  Buy a cheap car and you will spend a fortune fixing things.

Here follows a list of the common faults and what they cost to rectify at today’s prices.

  1. Sodium filled valve tips rust and break with DIRE consequences IF the car has not been driven in last six months.  New stainless steel parts = £300 +VAT, labour between £1,000 and £1,500 +VAT.
  2. Timing chain problem cured with Renolds version with proper tensioners.  New parts = £300 +VAT, labour between £900 and £1,200 +VAT.  (Retensioning  still needed every 6,000 miles; 3,000 miles if driven hard.)
  3. Oil pump quill shaft often breaks – too thin!  Thicker, deeper version now available.  New parts = £45 +VAT, labour between £1,000 and £1,500 +VAT.  Much cheaper if engine being stripped down.
  4. Fuel pipes get brittle with age and neglect.  Also injectors suffer.  Kit of pipes and improved Bosch 043 type injectors = £100 +VAT per injector x6 = £600, labour between £200 and £300. 
  5. Main oil cooler pipes (which run right to back of oil pump).  New parts = £110 +VAT x2 = £220, labour between £70 and £100 +VAT.  LEAVE THIS JOB AND A £7,000 NEW ENGINE BILL RESULTS!
  6. Clutch; (should last 40 – 60,000 miles).  Total for job between £600 +VAT and £900 +VAT.                             
  7. Rusting windscreen surround (screen glued in).  New screen = £200 +VAT, sorting rust between £800 and £1,200 +VAT.

So these are the average problems that can easily manifest themselves on an SM.  The engines are complex and Italian.  You will always encounter further problems along the way with these power units.  So be prepared and don’t pay silly money for a car that has not been used.  Even £4,000 is too much as that engine will instantly need £3,000 throwing at it.  Slightly frightening purchase prospect!! 

The two main experts in this country are:  Brodie Engineering, London: 0208 459 3725 or David Ashworth, Blackpool:  01253  696294.

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dinkel

Original Poster:

26,934 posts

258 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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A Taste of beauty:
www.citroen.mb.ca/citroenet/

www.citroen.mb.ca/citroenet/html/s/sm2.html

http://hem.passagen.se/sck.sth/broschyrer.htm

http://people.opera.com/~karlo/sm/editechnic/

www.iddstechnique.nl/klassieke%20SM%20Toppers.htm

www.immortal-memories.com/cc/sm/smhb.htm

www.minidome.nl/graphics/cars/Norev%20Citroen%20SM%20president.jpg

Former boss had one . . . loved the thingy but bought a Californian MK3 V12 Etype for reliability sake . . . Loved the interiour, awesome engine sound. Next review in this line: Alfa Montreal?

>>> Edited by dinkel on Tuesday 9th March 11:56

cptsideways

13,544 posts

252 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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I so nearly bought one about 10 years ago, but my father said it'd go wrong lots & cost a fortune. Who cares I still want one.

v8thunder

27,646 posts

258 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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I was 'indoctrinated' in the ways of BQCs (Big Quirky Citroens) by my Dad a long time ago, and cannot begin to understand the people who find the DS and SM ugly, especially in historical context. You could release a mildly-updated SM today and no-one could call it old-fashioned. In fact, next time you see an XM look closely at its features - you'll see a four-door SM. A real beauty!

motco

15,944 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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One small inaccuracy: the wheels were certainly NOT carbon fibre, they were glass fibre filled. The amount of glass was very high indeed but glass it certainly was, in epoxy resin if my memory serves. I know about this because I bought a wheel and cut it up! T'was my job at the time to study these things.

williamp

19,248 posts

273 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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I have to admit I admire the big Citroens. But the SM has never really done it for me...

vixen1700

22,864 posts

270 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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I've always wanted one, after sitting in one at the Citroen dealer my father bought his GS from back in 1972. Still have the glossy original sales brochure too.

So often toyed with idea when cars have come up, but the cost of keeping it running just seems comical.

One day, maybe.

ettore

4,131 posts

252 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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My father has plenty of SM form (love/hate thing)but he reckons as long as you look after them and adopt the preventative maintenance attitude, then they`re actually a decent proposition.

Never buy a dog though - things don`t get much worse!

silverback

32 posts

242 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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A guy up the road from me has one of these, an NSU RO80, a sport Quattro and a Griffith! Life is so unfair!

wedg1e

26,800 posts

265 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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Those 'running' costs are not actually that high if you can do the work yourself (as with any car I suppose).

The SM transmission found its way into the Lotus Esprit. Allegedly Citroen agreed to supply Lotus for the projected life of the Esprit (they thought maybe 6-8 years!) but Lotus kept it in production, and in the late '80s Citroen finally offered all remaining parts stock to Lotus, who turned their noses up, having already switched to the Renault 25 transmission. Citroen scrapped the lot, and the 'boxes are getting costly to fix now, so bear that in mind if you fancy an SM (or an early Esprit!)

Citroen are often credited with the swivelling headlamps idea, but as a kid (1970's) I saw a 1920's Rolls-Royce in the Stratford Motor Museum that had two huge lamps near the windscreen that were linked to the steering...

Ian

zcacogp

11,239 posts

244 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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silverback said:
A guy up the road from me has one of these, an NSU RO80, a sport Quattro and a Griffith! Life is so unfair!


He can keep the NSU RO80, but the Cit SM and the original sport quattro remain two of my ultimate dream cars.

(The other ultimate dream car is parked in my drive. An original Mk1 Golf GTi! My tastes are simple ...)


Oli.

furby

378 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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I love citroen SM's, always been one of my dream cars. One day

nonegreen

7,803 posts

270 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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motco said:
One small inaccuracy: the wheels were certainly NOT carbon fibre, they were glass fibre filled. The amount of glass was very high indeed but glass it certainly was, in epoxy resin if my memory serves. I know about this because I bought a wheel and cut it up! T'was my job at the time to study these things.




I was wondering about that. If IRC Ford were the first to experiment with CF wheels in 1978. I have a lengthy report on them somewhere. In summary, they shattered when kerbed.

motco

15,944 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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Nonegreen,
They were synthetic resin heavily filled with glass fibre long strands. I cannot recall the percentage but it was very high and the wheel stud holes had embedded steel reinforcements to spread the load over a larger area. As far as carbon fibre is concerned, I worked for GKN at the early stages of development of that material and in 1967 we were trying to make carbon fibre reinforced bolts. OK, a stupid idea I know, but one does what one's boss tells one! I had a fan heater in my lab (I ran the physical testing facility for the GKN Plastics Development Centre in Chiswick and later, NW9) and odd strands of carbon fibre, which were SO fine they'd float in the air, got sucked into the fan heater and when they hit the element they exploded with a sharp crack. If it was a quiet afternoon and I was reading (or dozing) it would scare me sh*tless!

One of the cars we had in the company was a one-off Lotus 47 "Europa" made in the GKN Group with a 3.5 litre V8 Rover engine. The reg was GKN 47D

It is now in the US and can be found on Google search. I coveted that car!

motco

15,944 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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Oh, and Nonegreen, yes, the kerbing resistance was thought to be a problem but TRRL tested these wheels and they were found OK in that area. Mind you, they were very heavy cross section at the rim. The weight was probably no less than a Wolfrace wheel of that period. As a matter of fact I had a meeting with a Wolfrace chappie about moulded wheels with steel reinforcements moulded in - he turned up in a six-wheeled Range Rover.

Bodo

12,374 posts

266 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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Great article!
Ted, I'd like more of those, especially with historically important vehicles

knowley

145 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th March 2004
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Top Article!

My late father owned one from new, him and my old dear had her doing about 145mph on the German Autobahn back in the day.

I was sorry to see her go from the family.

rodsmith

261 posts

261 months

Wednesday 10th March 2004
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Great Car, Great Article

Thanks

toppstuff

13,698 posts

247 months

Wednesday 10th March 2004
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A fantastic piece. Thanks !

I like this idea - looking at unusual and classic cars.

And for the next one I would agree with a previous post - the Alfa Montreal !

After that, perhaps a Jensen Interceptor ?

motco

15,944 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th March 2004
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I'll second the Jensen Interceptor and add the Jensen 541 and Austin A90 Atlantic

>> Edited by motco on Wednesday 10th March 16:47

leosayer

7,303 posts

244 months

Wednesday 10th March 2004
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I love these cars, and have to spend about 10 mins peering through the window if I see one parked up. Never actually been in one or driven one though!

I'm sure I saw a US website once where someone had turned their SM into a pick-up truck