Amusing ebay ads, #4325

[johnfm]

Check out the comments from the seller - not happy getting low bids...

I especially like:

Illiterate ebay seller said:

MY CAR IS WORTH £15000 ALL DAY LONG IM GETING POEPLE TEXING ME OFFERING 7K COME ON WAKE UP THIS IS NOT NODDY LAND AND NOT CHRISTMAS THIS IS THE NICEST 335 TWIN TURBO YOUR EVER FIND ON A 07 REG I SEEN THESE SELLING DAILY FOR OVER 15K THAY SELL WELL BUT NOT ON EBAY THIS IS JUST A TEST SO DONT GET OVER EXISTED AND SOO MENY FOLKS ARE ON HOILIDAY SO MIGHT SELL THIS CHRISTMAS TIME WHEN REAL BMW BUYERS ARE ABOUT THIS CAR IS THE DOGS BOL***** AND IM HAPPY TO KEEP IT IN THE WARM GARAGE FOREVER IF MUST BE S0 TAKE YOUR LITTLE 7K AND 12K AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE YOU F*****G WANA BE GANGSTERS YOU HAVE TO BE A DON WITH CASH TO TAKE THIS CAR ON AND PETROL MONEY IS £100 A WEEK TO RUN THIS B**H

advert is here

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-335i-m-sport-twin-tu...

[FRA53R]

Watched

[johnfm]

I sent a message asking him if he was on his period. His attitude is a joke. Read his replies to his negative feedback.

What a tt.

[FRA53R]

Purity14 said:

Just sent him a message offering him 11k cash.

Lol.

Heh, did you say your name was Don?

[anonymous-user]

Look at his feedback. He's sold it once already, last month for £13k.

And in the first eBay ad he says why he's really selling it - clocked doing 115mph so looking at a ban.

[lord trumpton]

All his sales are cars - obviously an unregistered trader.

What a douche

[johnfm]

I got a bite this morning. He sounds a bit thick.

[Bluehawk]

Illiterate ebay seller said:

PETROL MONEY IS £100 A WEEK TO RUN THIS B**H

Good to know that no matter how many miles you do, it's only £100 a week in petrol...

[johnfm]

Part of me says 'live and let live' - but he seems a weapons grade cocksocket.

[Lanby]

Are people genuinely that thick?

[juliethotel]

Just wondering if I should go and see it, test drive it, offer him £15k via bank transfer but then say, oh actually I can't buy it because I'm not a 'don wiv cash blud, peace'

What an absolute rectal orifice.

[johnfm]

I might ask him what warranty he is offering, as he is clearly a trader.

[zcacogp]

His feedback is ... not great, but you must feel for him a bit selling a car like that; the number of 'innits' you get when selling any BMW is bad enough and low-ball offers are the game they play.

Trader for sure tho'.


Oli.

[V8 FOU]

What an idiot. Needs reporting....

[delboy735]

How odd then, that there are several private ads for same kind of car with much less mileage, on Gumtree, starting at £10995 !!

[jdw100]

Just sent him a message saying:

'Hi, would you consider a big bag of full-stops and commas as a part exchange?'

[toerag]

even his good feedback is bad feedback

[johnfm]

zcacogp said:

His feedback is ... not great, but you must feel for him a bit selling a car like that; the number of 'innits' you get when selling any BMW is bad enough and low-ball offers are the game they play.

Trader for sure tho'.


Oli.

If he doesn't want lowball bids he should use Ebay.

[berlintaxi]

The car came from Williams Motor company, so fking what, why does in need to be in large red type?
What a Muppet.

[juggsy]

Didn't realise eBay charged for full stops now.

At least it's entertainment for us