At least it's not my car

At least it's not my car

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stewjohnst

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2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Not after advice, I'm typing this in between shakes of the head and some chuckling but the following text sequence is unfolding from the missus as I type. She's getting a lift with friends.

"Can we drive from Sheffield to London if the head gasket has gone?"

Needless to say, my advice has been ignored and they are still driving along...told them if they have to keep going to at least stop at each services to fill up water and give it half a chance,

New text - "The heaters aren't working either"

That will be lack of water then.

...last one to date

"Will it explode if we keep going?"

Think they're going to be in trouble when they hit the roadblock that's the M25, can see me picking them up on my run down there later tonight. rolleyes

StoatInACoat

1,355 posts

186 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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I hope they don't break down anywhere on the M25. I will be severely cross to discover a dead car in the outside lane has caused the 98 mile tailback purely down to the drivers stupidity on a Friday night when I want to go home.

aizvara

2,051 posts

168 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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stewjohnst said:
Not after advice, I'm typing this in between shakes of the head and some chuckling but the following text sequence is unfolding from the missus as I type. She's getting a lift with friends.

"Can we drive from Sheffield to London if the head gasket has gone?"

Needless to say, my advice has been ignored and they are still driving along...told them if they have to keep going to at least stop at each services to fill up water and give it half a chance,

New text - "The heaters aren't working either"

That will be lack of water then.

...last one to date

"Will it explode if we keep going?"

Think they're going to be in trouble when they hit the roadblock that's the M25, can see me picking them up on my run down there later tonight. rolleyes
Personally, if I had to drive a car like that, I'd not drive on motorways.

stewjohnst

Original Poster:

2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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aizvara said:
Personally, if I had to drive a car like that, I'd not drive on motorways.
Indeed. I do wonder about the mentality of some people, she's traveling with friend of a friend so I don't even know what car they're in. Set off from York but I'f I'd only got as far as sheffield and had 200+ miles to London to go I'd be calling the AA, not gripping the wheel for grim death and hoping it doesn't blow frown

stewjohnst

Original Poster:

2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Told them as much,

Head Gasket > warped cylinder head > scrap car and hard shoulder.

She's not driving though and whoever is 'knows best'


rodgling

299 posts

200 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Please post updates...

markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Fill it with fosters.

It got one PHer home from Pistonfest in his TVR.

john2443

6,353 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Thanks for the warning, won't use the M1 tonight!

Tell them to put some eggs in that rad, if it doesn't seal the leak at least they'll have a snack to keep them going while they wait for the AA smile

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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My OH drove her MX5 8 miles home on a hot day after it overheated and steam started pouring out because she "just wanted to get it home".

A pipe to the heater matrix had gone and all the water had come out of the coolant system - it was literally empty of water.

Being an MX5 it was completely repaired with a new bit of pipe.

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

167 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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My bet is it grinds to a halt in a cloud of steam just beyond Milton Keynes.

jesta1865

3,448 posts

210 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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my ex-wife did something similar to her spitfire, she had black smoke come out of the exhaust and it cut out and wouldn't start.

she walked to the guy who used to fix it for her's garage and he reckoned she had seized the engine. he stuck a few litres of oil in and rocked it in gear, she started up and ran like a trooper.

she told me this story 3 years later when i had just sold the car to a mate so i could buy a house with her. i wasn't with her when it happened.

explained a lot though, we only lasted another 4 years and i made a break for freedom.

OllieC

3,816 posts

215 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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markmullen said:
Fill it with fosters.

It got one PHer home from Pistonfest in his TVR.
well it is fking close to water

HustleRussell

24,772 posts

161 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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stewjohnst- this is an opportunity for a great 'I told you so' phone call/text. It's only a matter of time...

stewjohnst

Original Poster:

2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Still waiting for the next update.

Maybe she didn't hear the text message alert go off...it can be awfully noisy when you're standing on the hard shoulder. smile

J4CKO

41,723 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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markmullen said:
Fill it with fosters.

It got one PHer home from Pistonfest in his TVR.
Bet when it came out it was Special Brew though.

HustleRussell

24,772 posts

161 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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stewjohnst said:
Still waiting for the next update.

Maybe she didn't hear the text message alert go off...it can be awfully noisy when you're standing on the hard shoulder. smile
hehe admit it, you're bloody loving this!

davepoth

29,395 posts

200 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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It might be that there's an oil/water gasket leak, in which case the oil will turn to crap and the engine will seize before the head cracks.

That said, I've managed to run two cars on the motorway with water issues that didn't become apparent until I stopped, and they did OK. First one was an MG Midget which was quite happy at 80+ with all of the air cooling the engine, but as soon as I got stuck in traffic it got distinctly unhappy. As it turns out there was a hairline crack in the waterpump housing that opened up at speed and it emptied the cooling system while on the motorway.

The second one was a BMW 316 which I drove all the way to the Nurburgring and around the Nurburgring. On the way back in the evening it got a bit chilly. I turned on the heater and it ran cold. I still don't know where all the water went; after I filled it up with water from a KFC toilet it was fine and didn't lose a drop until I sold it.

DrDeAtH

3,595 posts

233 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Its been 2 1/2 hours since the thread started....

Has it gone BANG yet OP?

john2443

6,353 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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DrDeAtH said:
Its been 2 1/2 hours since the thread started....

Has it gone BANG yet OP?
GoogleMaps/Traffic not showing queues on the M1, so if it has gone bang they've made it to the hard shoulder!

Big Rod

6,204 posts

217 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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markmullen said:
Fill it with fosters.

It got one PHer home from Pistonfest in his TVR.
I know someone who ran out of water and topped their car up with pretty much anything they had to hand, including Coca Cola, urine, etc...

Got them over the Alps into Italy.